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Intro Post Finally
Heyyyy, I’m Sam, I figured I should probably make one of these at some point so welcome to my blog
Pronouns: They/he/she
Gender: Genderfluid?? Probably?? Something queer and odd
dunno if anyone’s pointed this out yet, but the numeric ID for the heart of the sea is 571.. like….Hummer5718…
wifies arg has me going crazy because if you listen at around the 1:05 mark para asks wifies “what do you mean we’ll bring it back” (about the redstone) and just. hummer was probably never there huh. he’s no more real than the leviathan is.
and that makes it hit so much harder when wifies tells him “I don’t know if I can believe in something that might not even exist” and hummer responds “then believe in me.”
because as the viewer, once you catch the fact that hummer NEVER interacts with anyone other than wifies, you can’t be sure if he exists, any more than wifies is sure the leviathan exists. and suddenly you’re not sure about anything at all.
EDIT: he NEVER JOINS. he NEVER JOINS THE GAME. AT ANY POINT IN THE VIDEO.
he doesnt appear on the tablist either!
when wifies joins his server
on the research server
(and when he dies, he doesnt have a death message)
Goddammit.
What the fuck.
‘Stained Glass Eyes’ By the Vampire Lestat
I’m very upset about Claudia atm, so nothing’s new with me
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🧛♀️ vampstamp69 Follow why is nobody talking about how black licorice is literally about sucking louis' dick 🙈🙈
🎇mega-car-wrecks Follow literally everyone is talking about this what are you on about
🦷t00thiany Follow Well they're right, nobody's talking about it because it's not true. Lestat literally said it's about the first "kill" (obviously a euphemism for cheating) he made after reuniting with Louis. In Out magazine no less. It's an emotional, sensitive song that's very probably very fucking personal. Please fact check before you spew random bullshit online.
🧛♀️ vampstamp69 why arent more people talking about how black licorice is literally about sucking louis' dick 🙈🙈
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Tough Cookie x Reader (comfort, fluff)
After a long gig, all TC wants is her precious reader. But when she comes home, she discovers that you need the attention more than she does.
Tags: x reader, rpf, f4a, comfort, kissing, cuddling, blood, crying DNI: Salamander stans, Alex Slater stans, Larry Slater stans
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🎠blood-of-akashas-left-toe Follow im not even fucking joking but lestat literally came into my work today. i was freaking the fuck so bad out as soon as he walked in that my manager told me to take a break but I SAW LESTAT! IN PERSON!!!!!!!!!
#no i am not allowed to say where specifically i work #i am bound by the craziest NDA known to man #but OMGGGGGGGGG I ACTUALLY CANT BELIEVE THIS #LESTAT. DE. LIONCOURT. IN MY RESTAURANT #lestat de lioncourt #the vampire lestat #tvl #tales from me
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🍅 salsadoritio Follow every tvl song either like: "ooooooooooough theres jizz in my pants. oh yeah we've got jizz and blood all over the stage. holy fuck im a rockstar. i miss my husband" OR "I will always destroy myself and everything I believe in for you, because I will not allow myself to stop. All I want from you is your love and I don't know what to do when I receive it." and there is NO inbewteen
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📮 gry7my Follow a little embarrassed to ask this but after the latest concert im confused.... who is Armand exactly? i only really pay attention to TVL because i enjoy their music, but the lore is very daunting and i've always stayed away from it. it seems like this guy is a big deal and i'm wondering if there's anything i should know that can help explain the lyrics better >.<
🩸 matiremand Follow oh boy.....
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL [X]
#📈lestat de lioncourt #📈the vampire lestat #📈tvl
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💞nickistattothemax reblogged claudiasx3
☁ taylors-4ever Follow i can't actually believe this many people support the vampire lestat band but more specifically lestat himself. are we forgetting the time he literally called taylor a "fake blonde", famously a negative and harmful stereotype against women? when he tried to erase her queer identity and influence while being a queer man himself? when he LITERALLY OPENLY ADMITTED to releasing a single right after taylor's album just so he could overtake her in the charts? lestat de lioncourt is a misogynistic, sexist, homophobic, lying BITCH and everyone on this site should be ashamed of supporting his band. and his music is dogshit <3
🦀 flu4res Follow sorry wait. can you point out where he erased her "queer identity"?
☁ taylors-4ever are we forgetting the time he liked a tweet saying, quote, "taylor swift gay theories are the corn plating final boss"?????????? you people disgust me
🦀 flu4res travis kelce would have gone missing two years ago if he didnt do any of that
#PREV #stained glass eyes vs her entire discography #hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
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🎸slater-brothers-stan Follow okay i know this is primarily a stan account for the slater brothers but i've noticed a rise of vampire truthers in the tvl fandom recently so.....
do you think vampires are real & is lestat de lioncourt actually a vampire
vamps are real, lestat is a vampire
vamps are real, lestat is NOT a vampire
vamps are NOT real
it's complicated
nuance/bald/vanilla/i want to click a button
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lestan-gregor-deactivated20250228 My idiotic fucking neighbors have been fingerblasting their guitars in the wrong key for the last 3 weeks. Just admit you took one class for the ukulele and decided that was enough. You are hurting her!
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update
🌙invisiblestrings Follow remember when we found lestats secret tumblr blog
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if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.
“it was my gag reflex” honestly armand is so kind because if it were me I would’ve reminded danny that he slobbered on my thang so often he was crowned king throattius goattius of night island
Some Danny Boy Molloy sketches
Yeah remember when I said I would try to post regularly? That was really funny huh
ok and what are we all gonna do when Armand's French accent turns into an Italian accent when he sees Marius again? what then?
lestat said kill yourself and armand made one of his bandmates jump in front of a train. lestat made fun of armand's sexual performance and past as a child sex slave and armand helped his boyfriend leak a video of lestat having sex with his own mother. you go low he goes to hell hall of fame
I didn’t even think about the fact that Armand is likely completely desensitised to sexual abuse being broadcasted for all to see because his own was painted and hung in museums for millions of people to gawk at. Not only does he think his abuse was love, he thinks it’s not a big deal for it to be shown off. Sure, it hurts, but just push that down and don’t think about it.
The video is a means to an end. Yes, it’s undeniably bad, but it happened to you and you’re fine, right? Right? So Lestat will be too… eventually. Won’t he? People will talk for a while but it’ll all be washed away by time. What matters is right now.
Just keep pushing it down. Don’t think about the donations. Don’t think about the voyeurism forced onto you. Don’t think about the centuries of eyes undressing you, that you exist in public and private collections. Don’t think about the new wave of people visiting the Louvre in light of Daniel’s book to make degrading comments about what they want to do to you, posting it online to their followers. Don’t think about what this will do to Lestat, who you love. This is love. This is what love can look like. Love is supposed to hurt. And it’s a means to an end. Lestat is strong. Much stronger than you. That in part is what you love about him. He’s what you could never be. He will be fine. Just don’t think about it. Don’t think about it.
louis smiling and confirming to regina that hes gay is so funny to me.... no no i didnt want SEX oh god, you mustve thought i was so creepy haha. Noooo omg i want you to act like my dead vampire daughter who was also a stand in for my humam sister who died believing me to be a monster. which i am.
I think tumblr has kinda wrecked the quality a bit but here’s Claudia. I’m very sad about her, but I’m more sad about how much time I spent on the ruffles 😭😭 (I’ve changed my mind, I’m much sadder about Claudia actually)
he is the funniest character ever
it was love.
Number 1 Armand hater guy, Jacob Anderson changing his tune on Armand citing his horrendous trauma.
Assad saying there's a moment in Episode 7 where Armand will be understood for the first time. Eric nodding profusely when he says that.
Rolin saying Armand has a big chunk of Episode 7 and then raving about how fantastic an actor Assad is.
Hannah saying they're pulling from TVA but we're yet to see anything from it.
Please please please tell me this means we're getting some Armand backstory in the finale. Please let him tell it to Daniel. And please let Daniel be the one who finally understands him.