Jules of Nature
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@samule-is-gender
hey! I’m Sam! I use mostly they/them and am genderfluid.
i do drawing streams and stuff over at my twitch vods are posted to my YouTube :]
I also play stardew valley there sometimes and I love talking to chat!
most drawings I do get posted to @sammy-writes-paints :D
rebloging to record common tags :P
I haven't drawn Merco in a while
Undeserving…
everything stays
They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.
inspired by @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts
truly wild that art threatened murderbot and then told it not to sulk, to which it replied um actually murderbots don't sulk because we would get horrifically tortured [governormodule.png] and art was silent for the processing equivalent of about ten minutes before it was like ah. ok. i did not realise you were extremely traumatised,
part 2 of this. what if instead of be not afraid you said Be Afraid but joke's on you, asshole, it's been afraid its entire life
I'll say it again I just think Katia and Carl and neat.
They'll also be the only two of the guild/main cast to be trans.
With Carl I just think it's interesting. Also, I saw someone give him a dimensional Miku binder once and I just think that's AMAZING.
Katia is just because I think it works with her desire to have a kid. She's AMAB, so (as far as I am aware) she couldn't have the ability to get pregnant.
"But CELESTE how did she get to choose the pregnant option from the orchid?? How was she allowed to worship that 'goddess-whose-name-none-of-us-can-spell??"
Well for one, the dungeon can alter people's bodies into entire different creatures. They can be liquidfied and suddenly be sapient. It can turn a 99 year old woman into an ice fairy and get rid of dementia. It can fuse two people and turn a normal goat into a fucking demon. Is it so hard to believe that it couldn't change something as simple as sex at birth? Also, who says that goddess is transphobic? She might be an ally, you don't know!
I also think it's neat because I imagine Carl finally taking a small moment to complain to Katia that he didn't get his top surgery before the crawl- like yeah he can do that without Katia being trans too but the queer comradery between them would be top tier.
You can't deny me. I will infect you all with my queer Carl propaganda and you will LIKE IT because it's PRIDE MONTH.
Also, HAPPY PRIDE EVERYBODY!! It doesn't feel like Pride Month.
Gideon the Ninth: Narrator who doesn’t know about Space Politics because she’s too busy thinking about boobs and swords
Murderbot: Narrator who doesn’t know about Space Politics because that’s boring human bullshit and why would it care
Dungeon Crawler Carl: Narrator who doesn’t know about Space Politics because he literally just learned about the existence of such a thing and is being drip fed information that makes very little sense
Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.
Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk
That was also me.
Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?
I wish I knew any other way to do anything.
when the platform is decaying...
MB: My hair was 2cm longer and I'd changed the colour and texture
Me: bleached wolfcut, gottit
MB: Nana gave me a patterned wrap
Me: full cowboy outfit let's goooooooooo
The reveal that secunit is writing its bitchy little diaries in real time while hanging out in three's consciousness was so funny to me 📝
This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8
I hate that my aesthetic sense agrees with this but everything you just said was correct
I went back to dig up this post because I was thinking about poetry.
This is one of those non-poem things that are among my favorite poems.
As the OP stated, the use of alliterative consonants is aesthetically just great, especially the placement of the strongest use at the end: “fuck him on the floor.” The use of “chintz” is indeed great word choice.
Because I’m insane, decided to scan the poem:
Not only is the second sentence, indeed, perfect iambic pentameter, the entire poem is perfectly metered, though the first sentence has four iambs rather than five.
There are further things I love about this poem, though: I like the casual connotations of “keep it real” juxtaposed with “chintz.” It causes me to interpret the “chintz” more strongly as meaning something fake, a facade. There is also of course the coarseness of “fuck,” which is a contrast with “chintz” but a different kind of contrast, gutsy and carnal where “chintz” is flimsy and inanimate.
And then there is the storytelling: there is SO MUCH storytelling in just these two lines. To break it down: The speaker is having sex with a married man, in the house he shares with his wife, which is “filled with chintz”—something that here connotes fakeness, in contrast with “keep it real.”
The illicit encounter in the poem takes place within a house filled with facade, the flimsy construction of the wife’s marriage and domestic sphere, but the encounter itself is a taste of something “real.” That’s a story, and it’s just two lines.
This is EIGHTEEN SYLLABLES, y’all. The amount of meaning condensed into these eighteen syllables is stunning, and it is so elegantly done.
From a technical standpoint (and ive taken 300- and 400-level poetry classes so I can say this) this is damn near flawless as a poem.
Kept thinking about this ever since I saw it and had to do something
there's art now
Ah dang to go further; the floor is framed as a refuge. As if there is literally no other space in this house that hasn't been populated by his wife with flimsy inanimate fakery. There is no space for this man in this house save for the floor. There is no space for him on the sofa, oon the counter tops, and most notably, no space for him in the marital bed.
I’d also like to point out the use of the word “has.” The wife has filled the house with chintz. She isn’t filling the house with chintz. She doesn’t fill the house with chintz. She has filled the house with chintz. Use of the past-tense makes the wife a subtly removed element in the story, someone whose presence we see in the environment, but who is blissfully distant during the actors throes of passion. There is an element of physical as well as emotional separation from the wife that is catalyzed by being fucked on the floor. Use of the past tense is an end to the wife presence in the actors life, a carnal catharsis amid cold fragility and emotional distance.
This is my new favourite post in the world
everyone cheer for the one (1) time tumblr had reading comprehension
And, predictably, it's because it was about gay sex
Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.
Reasons my human has cried:
* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.
* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.
* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.
* I told him Earthsun grew bright.
* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.
* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.
* Before class he heard younglings singing.
* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”
* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.
* He missed “Doritos.”
* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.
* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.
* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.
* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.
* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.
This whole series is so goddamn funny
