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[cartoonpolitics]

“The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it.” .. (P. J. O'Rourke)

[lliveonthesunn]

“Do you have that book?” a patron asks. You reply, “I’m sorry, could you be more specific?” “The book,” is the only answer you get. This happens with three more patrons today. “I’m sorry,” you say to them all, “I don’t know what book...

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[sandchigger]

When I was a kid in a small Texas town high school, our sex ed classes were also abstinence only (oddly enough, the classes we got in junior high were not abstinence only, I guess they changed the rules somewhere along the way). SHOCKINGLY! in a school system (K-12) of less than a thousand students, we had 33 pregnancies by the time I graduated. 

[mysharona1987]

[transgirltumbling]

Truth

[tldrwikipedia]

via Drew Dernavich 

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[nerdhapley]

Another time, Jack took a call. A voice on the other end said, ‘There are three of us down here in the lobby. We want to see the guy who does this disgusting comic book and show him what real Nazis would do to his Captain America’. To the horror of others in the office, Kirby rolled up his sleeves and headed downstairs. The callers, however, were gone by the time he arrived.

Mark Evanier, Kirby: King of Comics (via nerdhapley)

It’s Jack Kirby’s birthday, so here’s that story of him being bad ass all of the time.

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True fact: during WWII Kirby was assigned as a scout due to his art skills, meaning that he went in alone and unarmed, ahead of Allied attacks so that he could draw enemy fortifications.

Once he was ambushed by three Nazi soldiers, all of them with guns. He killed all three with a knife he stole from one of them.

Dude was verifiably grade-A stone-cold badass.

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And that’s why Jack Kirby was the King.

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Badass Jews!

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its relevent to note that jack kirby was, like, five foot three or something

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[dennys]

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

[duskenpath]

Rest stops on highways are liminal spaces where the veil is thin and nobody can tell me differently

[oli-via]

Explain

[duskenpath]

The explanation is that liminal spaces are in between places that bridge Here with There, so in fairy tales we often have the Fairy Ring, the Forest Clearing, the Sudden Misty Foggy Forest, the Bridge, the River, graveyards, in some cases

We also have a ton of american urban mythology around famous roadways and sites off the sides of roads

Archetypes like these occur to mark the places in the world where the veil goes thin and humans can have extra-worldly experiences, out of the ordinary way of living

So why wouldn’t transient spaces like rest stops where everyone is just passing through from one place to the next, never stopping for too long, not be a liminal space where spirits frequent, too

Especially since nobody would know if they were real or not

[genderhell]

This…explains the feeling I get at rest stops really well…

[sandchigger]

I don’t think I have ever in my life stopped at a rest stop. Do people actually do that?

[thelemita]

[eternallyarchivedscarletmo-blog1]

when you accidentally step on a bee

[teddytrumpet]

Omfg

[trans-spy-blog]

i don’t speak musician somebody translate this please

[dogsuffrage]

what the fuck does this mean

[callmebliss]

It’s a B-flat

[ancatmom]

Porn and Taco Bell are the most important things to Wade. I’m glad he has his priorities in order.

[luciapplebottom]

Moments like this I realize that I have so much in common with Wade Wilson. 

[youngwilliamthe]

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

[thestubborntortoise]

just in: chris pratt and the raptors are drift compatible

[nikkwhyte]

MECHA RAPTOR-LORD

[skeleton-warrior-deactivated201]

JAEGER NAME: CLEVER GIRL

[kelgrid]

[greelin]

this is it

this is what true temptation looks like

[daddyslittle-minx-deactivated20]

Ball pit for littles at Walmart

[sandchigger]

3202.26daddyshand:

Oh My!! I want to play!

Reminder: You can fill a 10′ by 10′ room to a depth of 2 feet with 3″ crush proof balls for only $3202.26.

(source: http://blog.xkcd.com/2007/11/19/growing-up/ )

[99percentinvisible]

[glumshoe]

I want to write a story about a detective who keeps getting saddled with cases that turn out to be paranormal. “But I’m just a NORMAL investigator!” he bemoans, as another vampire walks into his office. He stares glumly at his business card. Daniel Crane, it reads. Normal Investigations. His logo is a conjuring circle with a red X marked through it. He begins to wonder if this is perhaps misleading.

[glumshoe]

“I don’t understand how this could possibly be misleading. It says right there! Normal investigator! Doing normal investigations! How do you people keep finding me?!”

[micdotcom]

Watch: Amy Schumer’s ‘12 Angry Men’ parody is the most brilliant take down of how men judge women on TV this year

Another must-watch video from Schumer.

[popculturebrain]

All the Emmys.