*elevator music*

Just hangin' around. Triggers will be tagged as TW ___, or just ___. Blacklist as necessary, and inform me if you want something to be tagged. Have fun!

[tim-official]

map of US social and cultural regions i made that you can use if you want to start a fight

[funnytwittertweets]

[aphony-cree]

This feels like a good time add one of my favorite weird inventions from history: The book wheel, invented in 1588

[quibbs]

celebrating the unreversable impact on my teen development

[calware]

there needs to be a music genre called "sounds like it could be homestuck music"

[autisticsupervillain]

Megalovania.

[calware]

i wonder why megalovania sounds like homestuck music. i wonder why. it really is such a mystery. it's crazy how megalovania sounds like it could be a song in homestuck. it would fit right into homestuck's ost. that's crazy. that's wild

[norwayspruce]

Isn't Homestuck like a webcomic? Why does it have a soundtrack

[calware]

[prokopetz]

Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

[quantum-mechan1c]

Great work everyone

[prokopetz]

[quantum-mechan1c]

Loving the crowdsourced sacrilege on display here

[emmaklee]

what with Easter on the horizon & all I felt it was time to circulate this again

[doomsdaydicecascader]

as of today it has been one length of homestuck since homestuck ended (4/13/2009 -> 4/13/2016, 4/13/2016 -> 4/13/2023)

[klapollo]

hi im complaining about tiktok again and i know this has been said a million times but i despise how the self-censorship that got really popular on there is quickly becoming the norm. why is my podcast that i listen to that is by and for adults and swears regularly censoring the word "sex" in its episode descriptions on spotify, a platform where they dont even censor officially uploaded song titles for songs like "fuck the pain away." why are there book blurbs using "unalive" completely in earnest. why are people on twitter writing s3x. youtubers can at least handwave having to bleep terms like "heroin" bc that's specifically a youtube problem but why in an era where everyone is handwringing about how everything is Literally 1984 do people not seem to care about grown adults gleefully regressing into homestuck typing quirks and ugly babytalk

[ant1binaries]

happy 4/13 

[nintythelesbian]

[marcenart]

heads of the institute

[dianalucifera]

o spirit of thog i call upon u. assist me to not caare

[pundeserving]

Everyone on 4/13, crawling out of their secret homestuck bunkers,

[go60go-deactivated20250622]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER

[go60go-deactivated20250622]

no fucking way

[espresshadow]

[cryptvokeeper]

Doing my part

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[fizzydummy]

Introducing this years new minecraft youtubers

[brucebocchi]

[marshals-to-dictators]

You’re all monsters

[nutsacktorturer]

even her?

[marshals-to-dictators]

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

[nutsacktorturer]

you fool!!