Fizzy & Dummy

Hi, my name is Daisy! I like cute things, and sometimes lewd things, so watch out! (18+) Trans, UK, she/her, 28, Twitter  @FizzyDummy

[ysolt]

if pjackk can return from the dead then maybe there is hope for us all

[ysolt]

[corrucyst]

got bad news.

[ysolt]

[the-light-never-changes]

[pompompompeii]

[dragongirlbunny]

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

[urie]

real nuance perverts when it depends

[lychgate]

Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea

[lychgate]

Hes allowed on the table

[lychgate]

Were watching sumo together

[lychgate]

Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong

[localxenospores]

most inspired i have felt in weeks

[txttletale]

Introducing: Lotus Basic

i'm at it again: here's a new game you can play with magic: the gathering cards that's not, like, the main one you might have heard of

Lotus Basic

What Is Lotus Basic? Lotus Basic is a rules-light cartomantic tabletop roleplaying gridcrawl for two to four players players with around 150

[mayothompson]

can’t stop reading this over and over

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[zeadeye]

When I was a kid I thought Master Chief was gender fluid bc I didn't understand who Cortana was so anytime she talked I just thought it was chief being a girl for that sentence

[chainsawpunk]

it’s not cool to be impatient towards babies or old people… :(

[chainsawpunk]

expecting old people and children to exist in an invisible realm that never disrupts the pacing and social cohesion of the leisure class….you are a modernity victim !

[zoctopode]

you guys really liked that lineart preview so i figured id drop the first 4 pages. this is a wip comic of some lesbian robots comparing heat sinks and is shaping up to be eightish pages tops, will be done within the next 2 weeks or so!

[snake-drinking-gif-every-day]

[soulspark]

[acerby]

[trismeowgistus]

I can't stop thinking about the Thick Thighs Pussy Salad like I went to bed laughing about it and woke up laughing about it.

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[francisforever2014]

when you get high and watch your wire show instead of your cloth show