board shorts

i’m in way too many fandoms

[sans-slash-wheatley]

‼️🚨 COMMISSIONS ARE NOW OPEN!! 🚨‼️

I take venmo and paypal - click to expand!! If there’s something not on the list or you have any questions DM ME!! Don’t be shy, I don’t bite 😁 mwah mwah mwah <33 have a good day everyone!!

[sans-slash-wheatley]

I'M READY FOR BATTLE 🗣️🗣️✍️✍️

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I think ao3 is literally the only site where no censorship means no censorship. you can post the most vile things on there — things that will get taken down on any other platforms — and ao3 will protect you, your works, and your rights to create whatever you want, however you want.

and no, this isn’t me saying “write that messed up, disgusting thing” because while, yes, write it if it’s what you want (I myself enjoy writing dark fics, something I believe would be considered “vile” to a lot of people), this is me saying in a world of censorship and capitalism, ao3 really is a treasure.

everybody say thank you ao3

[sans-slash-wheatley]

ohhh yeah that shit made me sooooo mad. when i made it up in my head

[sans-slash-wheatley]

my boyfriend burped after i took a sip of soda so i told him i telepathically transferred my burp to him and he said "my vurp?" and started dancing 1920s style

[sans-slash-wheatley]

my roommate just casually dropped he's getting lunch with an alumni of our college who apparently is a (relatively) big actress and had a fan favorite role in spn...???

[centaurself]

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

[starberry-cupcake]

[parasitoidism]

they should teach portal 2 in schools

[sans-slash-wheatley]

had a dream i met jerma and he was being really energetic and weird and i was trying to make small talk with him only for him to interrupt me and say "i gotta go, i peed my pants" and i looked down and sure enough he had pissed the HELL out of his pants. i tried to reassure him that sometimes accidents happen to everyone but he just cheerily said "i know!" and skipped away

[pukicho]

ok so i just saw this youtube community post that reposted a tweet of yours or something with your name scribbled out for some reason, and some people in the comments caught it as you because of the pfp, but ive seen like 3 people insisting that youre a woman

did i miss something

I guess I'm a woman now. It's fine. No really it's fine.

[sans-slash-wheatley]

we can make any tumblr icon a woman . if we all believe ✨

[sans-slash-wheatley]

"drawing because my worst now (12/26/25) is still better than my best then (12/4/22)"

drawings on the left are old, right are new

kiwi, sci, shout, and fauna are all mineee :)

yes i know they have similar face shapes i am very new to this style...

[glitch10]

This lowkey sounds like shit Chassis Wheatley would’ve said

[sans-slash-wheatley]

got bored at work and decided to reread my fav fic of all time and uh… well i got a little caught up in it, i fear.

everyone be sure to check out @popatochisssp’s amazing fics!!! 🫶🫶

[sans-slash-wheatley]

redrew the pink one!!!

[sans-slash-wheatley]

does having a kind heart make you a good priest?

[sans-slash-wheatley]

dont let her get you!!!

roman belongs to ME ☝️😁

[sans-slash-wheatley]

doodle for human practice :)

charlotte belongs to @graylikethecolour!!

[sans-slash-wheatley]

OC-tober 2025!!

I FORGOT TO POST IT IM SO SORRY.

The Ivory Lady Leveithne Muireann Drenna Fionnuala Ó Hallmhuráin Mac Niadh of House Kallenwynd belongs to my beautiful evil hubby forever @graylikethecolour

Ora & Shard belong to @deltaslost

Corduroy, Berry and Roman belong to MEEEE