Inquisitor Saoirse Lavellan

Indie RP blog, primarily as my Inquisitor but will RP as others too. Drop me a line; I am painfully awkward and can only interact with others after shouting something self-depreciating!

[idiot-titan-shifter-deactivated]

wake up america

[enrichmentpumpkin]

this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

[pungallery-deactivated20141003]

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get 

In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even fucking kidding you 

[ninjaboots]

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.  

[tinytrashcap-blog1]

no wait it gets weirder if you ask someone from the west coast, because oregon and washington almost never call ourselves the northwest. the northwest is east of us, we’re the pacific northwest.

america is shitty at this

[dancingmantis]

This doesn’t count the fact that a lot of Americans treat California as its own separate region, and northern and Southern California are two very different places.

[wuffycerulei]

Not to mention northern Midwest and southern Midwest are two different areas too.

[saoirselavellan]

then you got these fuckers

[bi3bers-castr0novo-deactivated2]

A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man driving a gray car, license plate: Quebec 72B 381. Canada. Reblog this. It could save her. The Kidnapping is recent so do it, 3 seconds will not kill you. If it were your child .

[vanillivilovesreus]

Posted August 30, 2015

[dsrandois]

look what i just found in the attic.  this is starting to really freak me out…

[fastphoridae]

wait what the FUCK

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

the multiverse theory is real

[mantzoukasvoice]

[saoirselavellan]

It’s the confusion over Berenstein vs Berenstain, lol. It’s seriously just people freaking out over name spelling.

[meridok-old]

I did a thing. Have thing, friends. That grid is based off of the bar scale in the corner of the map, drawn using 1px lines. Map is from the RPG Guide (Set 2). This has been downsized by half, if you want it at its original size, as grabbed from the PDF, here’s an imgur link to it.

A few stats possibly of note: the side of each square equals 70 miles, the total area of each square is 4,900 miles square or 12,691 square kilometres.

Ignoring the partial squares on the left and top, the total area of the entire map is about 1,915,900 miles square / 4,962,151.1730 square km. Some hasty counting and subtracting of the area of pure or mostly pure water tiles gives a (very rough!) land area total for Thedas of 1,533,700 miles square. (Converting to km2 gives 3,972,265 square km but because 70 miles equals 112.654 km, the actual km2 would be little bit smaller. Like, by maybe 30km2 or so.)

And if you’re curious like me as to how this lines up with countries IRL - comparing the total area of the Thedas map to total areas of countries as listed on Wikipedia puts this map between Australia and India in size. Australia is (quite a bit) larger at total area of 2,969,907 mi2 / 7,692,024 km2, while India is smaller at 1,222,558 mi2 / 3,166,414 km2.

Rough land area total compared to RL countries total land area is in the same place - Australia is 2,947,336 mi2 and India is 1,105,805 mi2. So in a pinch, I’d say that if you want to look at a real country to compare to Thedas, India would be your best bet.

Link to Wiki image highlighting India on the globe: here

India geography with map link: here

Physical map of India: here

[ktfranceebee]

“Voice ringing with fullness from both worlds, guiding me to the shining places…”

[sulahnenasalin]

WAIT WAIT Did I miss something? What's this I hear of the DLC The Descent? Is there anything known of it?

New DLC–we’re going to the Deep Roads! Takes place anytime after the Inquisitor reaches Skyhold and the leveling system seems to scale up with it. It is not set after game unless you want it to be.

[ruxandralache]

Worked on this between commissions, because I had to see another kiss.

Referenced from this.

I AM TORMENTING MYSELF.

[vvellington-deactivated20221124]

* : like or reblog if you're a roleplayer 20 yrs or older.

[saoirselavellan]

support:

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that when you reblog a post, you have full editing power over the original caption. Sometimes that’s funny, sometimes it’s not—but in any case it’s something that’s concerned a lot of you for a while now. We’re finally fixing it.

Starting today, people will be able to reblog your posts with all of its captions intact, or with all of them removed, but they won’t be able to hell yeah bitch dis go hard as hell flocka i will suck big dick team slut all day and week month year and century i love big naps D I C K S Q U A D

[saoirselavellan]

this is the second time i’ve had a dream about hanging out with Marilyn Manson in a pet store and both times his hand was swollen from like allergies or something. i told him to go see a doctor last time but he never did and when i told him again this time and he just shrugged

like jesus go see your fucking doctor about your fucking hand what if you could never hold a microphone again

i’d cry

[nanananananablr]

It is hers

be patient

[mercurialvixen]

[otpprompts]

Imagine one of your OT3 being asexual and the other two accepting that fact without leaving them out of the relationship romantically.

[terresdebrume-deactivated201410]

Okay I’m sorry my brain is stupid but all I can picture is the two sexual partners getting some sexytime in the bed after a date and the asexual on pulling the pillow on their head and going “Some people are trying to sleEP YOU ANIMALS”

[babylonsabby]

And the asexual person shows up the next night while the two sexual people are trying to sleep, banging two pans together like, “I DIDN’T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE’ O’ YA’LL! YA’LL GET NO SLEEP CAUSE O’ ME!”

[blinkpen]

shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

[slytherin-stud-deactivated20151]

This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board

[personblogging]

via Dorkly

[themarysue]

Don’t ever feel guilty about gaming. :) 

[theenlightenmentofsisyphus]

My life now

[warkorkweh]

My life always

[just-dread-wolfing]

This.

[saoirselavellan]

(You know you’re an introvert when you’re doing a happy dance because you worked up the nerve to finally call someone and it was only a little awkard)

[saoirselavellan]

aahahahhahahaha i’m spiraling into a fit of insane laughter because the pressure of daily life is too great help me i’ve snapped