Gay Wreck

|shitposts| |Emily| |19| |Lesbian|

[newwavedeathrat]

I CANT GET OVER THE LECTURES MY HISTORY PROFESSOR RECORDED FOR US, HIS DAUGHTER KEEPS WALKING IN ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY & ADORABLE???

[newwavedeathrat]

him: so, every president since FDR has done this, but-

her: walks in with a barbie doll

him: oh, hi, what's up?

her: fairy barbie is flying in

him: oh, okay - i'm doing a lecture right now though, so could fairy barbie fly-

her: show them fairy barbie

him: sighs.

him: okay, everyone, this is fairy barbie,

[newwavedeathrat]

reblog if you appreciate fairy barbie 👊😔

[newwavedeathrat]

update:

[juanin-pro]

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are Gaymer

[markv5]

“7 дней… Ты не гладил меня 7 дней…”…

[napoleanbonafarte]

“Seven days… You haven’t pet me in seven days…”

[1dietcokeinacan]

Literally can’t believe we recently lived in a world where the 🥺 emoji didn’t exist. Platos cave

[empathviv]

im still in the cave

[fluentisonus]

where can I meet this guy’s wife

[yekkes]

How do these loser redit men get these incredibly talented and fascinating women lmao

[thebigblackwolfe]

I mean this is tea I love myself too much to fuck uglies

[thebigblackwolfe]

Morally good got that wagon? Can you make moral goodness clap? I think the fuck not my good bitch

[ororomunroedontpullout]

You heard it here first, bisexiis have no innate moral compass

[trainwreckbisexual]

i only fuck evil people with fat asses

[sonicbillymays69-deactivated202]

im watching youtube and this 55 minute ad of a clown shooting a gun shows up ??

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

the military is still running ads right now? good lord.

[catchymemes]

[mananabuffins]

aight im drunk im 22 im cis im 99% sure this is a trans guy meme but,,, i experiuence this too dont worry this is a male experience i love u all ur wonderful and strong

[mananabuffins]

I meant to add captuons like ur calid and all thar shit vut i hit the wronfg button oops

[pissvortex]

[astrobro]

You realize you need to be hot to be a himbo right? You can’t just be stupid.

[chemychems-deactivated20210407]

[wern]

man this is weird but imagine being an ancient doctor who believes in humours etc and surgery doesn't exist but you perform one of the first legit autopsies to learn about anatomy and you're like.. wtf there's like objects in here and shit

[pukicho]

Friendly reminder not to forget the super mario bros 2 soundtrack

[iowntheworldandyou]

No

[pukicho]

[rozwell]

[ruinedchildhood]

[silentauroriamthereal]

We’re really at this point of the dystopia, huh

[bundibird]

I thought this was a joke but wow no Trump really actually did threaten to shut down Twitter because it “silences conservative voices,” a claim inspired by the fact that Twitter attached a fact-check to a couple of his tweets.

[serialreblogger]

I was gonna say “peak 2020 is not knowing right away if this is satire” but joke’s on me because it’s not satire

[doggomaru]

[mud-foot-deactivated20170823]

i made a guide for ppl

[shittymoviedetails]

In Gulliver’s Travels, production was constantly delayed as Jack Black kept accidentally stepping on and killing the actors