Notes from the Subbasement of Mars

"Poetry is an asshole and I don't think I'll be home in the morning"

[queerdnp]

[thesnicketfile]

Quote from Lemony Snicket’s Christmas tale, The Lump of Coal.

[thesnicketfile]

We wish a warm and safe Christmas and/or a joyous day, free from trouble at least for today, to all of ye around the world.

[tallahasseemp3]

help

[red-pencil]

Inktober 2021 day 19. This little one got a bit spooked.

[stantzy]

[visual-infinity]

The camera captured the light reflecting off the water droplets of the steam at the right angle to make Magical Corn 🌽

[grucose]

Aurora Cornealis.

[palepandacreation]

[figma-deactivated20161222]

[drkatzgoodbye4everarchive]

[catasters]

[cirrates]

"miku is a vocaloid" actually, vocaloid is the name of the program. the word youre looking for is vocaloid's monster

[theveryworstthing]

a few small haunted houses.

[jesus-lizard-journal]

fucking woah, this is so good

I’m blown away.

[weirdmageddon]

spiders ?

[weloveshortvideos]

[gondwana]

this cat is VERY small and VERY round, 10/10

[gyey]

unbelievble

[voicesbyzane]

Visit Original Link

Original comic by @coolfrogdude​

[everythingfox]

“You can look but you can’t touch”

[atlxolotl]

[1st-1]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

fuck dude it sure is

[everythingfox]

“Rescue Kitty yells when I cease petting”

(Source)

[grimesoblivion]

My class pretended to play dead.

[tyleroakley]

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

[quibbs]

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

[attackonsociallife-deactivated2]

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

[emodesertwitch]

“Stop being dead right now”

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

[soliddreamsblog-deactivated2018]

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

[garrettauthor]

Same.