[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[snailifier]

✨️🐌 get snailed! ✨️🐌

Why is snis sneat so snot 🐌

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

i wanna be so offline but unfortunately i love my mutuals and fanfiction

[planeyboys]

WIP from a while ago they are up to all sorts:

chewing

sleeping

ignoring ATC

edit: I K NOW THE RUNWAY NOMBERS ARE WRONG I WAS BRAINS WASN@T FULLY DEVELOPED WHEN I MADE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[fairycosmos]

the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

[wizardshark]

Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.

You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.

You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.

You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.

You have to find a way.

[wizardshark]

WEAR A HELMET WHEN YOU RIDE A BIKE!!!

[fairycosmos]

they just announced all women should eat 4 meals a day and at least 2 nice snacks. they made it the general consensus

[free-my-mindd]

[wyrm-boy]

[valtsv]

oh to be a slightly ridiculous looking sea monster on a geographically inaccurate medieval map

[whyenn-reader]

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[anguilliforme]

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[plushdablush]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[ladyshinga]

touching grass is not enough i must psychically connect to a mushroom colony

[deadpoets]

MURIEL'S WEDDING (1994) dir. P.J. Hogan

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[humedetector]

but her appel