Keybearer's Keep

Hey, all. This is my new blog. I'm a laid back kind of guy with an affinity for things I find interesting or attention grasping (including pictures of some very beefy and hairy men I happen to find on here) I'm a hybrid grey wolf/Siberian husky/grizzly bear fur hoping to survive in this world. I hope you all like what I post. Send me a message and I'll more than happily reply back.

[aishwaryaaraiii]

I don’t know what makes this scene so funny, Esteban’s imitation of Moseby; or the facial expressions of Moseby.

[thedailyshow]

Fox News finds itself in hot water for a racist segment about China. Ronny Chieng reports.

[thedailyshow]

Fox News finds itself in hot water for a racist segment about China. Ronny Chieng reports.

[hangthecode]

[echrai]

I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”

[silhouetteincolor]

and then there’s Barbossa’s reaction. omg

[harukami]

This was the best wedding in cinematic history and if you don’t agree with me you’re wrong.

[spartanlocke]

Confusion, distress, realization, and relief. 

[ekjohnston]

I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH

[jojincitow-deactivated20210627]

Breathe!

[xylax]

I assume the roots are moving with the trees due to wind but dang that looks like a cool effect

[betthearm]

Yeah, it is super easy to understand why ancient folk believed in monsters, spirits, and the like, because nature is ducking weird.

[treknstuff]

This is what they meant when they said the mountain was seen to be breathing

[shefloatsblack]

crazy

[candiikismet]

Woooooo

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

absolutely

[cezarywho]

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

[ruinedchildhood]

[lunnefisk]

bastard ahoy

[thyrell]

just say you have a thousand dollar graphics card

[thyrell]

wait you’re the person that used your computer as a space heater once who the hall are you

[lunnefisk]

just a lesbian trying to get by in this big city

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Read more here:

Adobe Tells Users They Can Get Sued for Using Old Versions of Photoshop

"You are no longer licensed to use the software," Adobe told them.

[awsomelink]

Friendly reminder that GIMP does pretty much everything Photoshop does, and it’s 100% free. Fuck DRM and the license culture, we have plenty of open source options available to us as a consumer.

[socialistexan]

Lightworks is a freeware video editor on par with Premiere

Blender is an excellent freeware 3D renderer,possibly better than After Effects

Lightzone to replace Lightroom

Inkscape to replace Illustratr

Audacity to replace Audition (I also received a free version of Pro Tools with my Scarlett Solo audio interface)

If Adobe is going to be greedy shitheads, then fuck ‘em. Don’t use their stuff. Freeware can be just as good, if not better, than Adobe CC.

[cometkins]

Firealpaca/Medibang are much better alternative, FREE drawing programs, I need y’all to stop recommending GIMP because it’s bad. It’s very bad.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet]

[zeke93]

y'all think this is a joke, huh?

[ruinedchildhood]

[professorsparklepants]

Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he’s rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON

Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????

Zuko: *speaks*

Katara: nevermind I hate him

[brawltogethernow]

How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more I think about it the more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar.

[professorsparklepants]

Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zuko’s airbending teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer

[brawltogethernow]

Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesn’t want me. Aang: *gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then.

[professorsparklepants]

JDJSHJABDBFJSH

[brawltogethernow]

Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so it’s not like the guy has any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow, opening your chakras, and other hippie shit.

[brawltogethernow]

Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar. Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something. Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something. That would be teeeerrible. Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!!!!! We have to go look for him!!!! Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara! Katara: *wavers* Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for him…. *gets out her own sandwich* But, maybe after lunch.

[professorsparklepants]

I love that this transforms Aang’s role in the full Team Avatar familial situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies

[wetwareproblem]

My brain, immediately after the “Aang won’t take no for an answer” post:

Aang: I’m gonna ride him! *jumps on Zuko’s shoulders*

[wetwareproblem]

Actually, I thought a bit more about this: If Aang is “grandpa figure who won’t fucking stop teaching Zuko to be a better and more spiritually fulfilled person,” then what is Iroh doing?

And then it hit me.

Iroh: *sitting in a teahouse at a paisho table* Iroh, deadpan: I must capture the last airbender.  Iroh: It is the only way to make sure the powe rof the Avatar won’t be turned on the Fire Nation. Iroh: Only then will I be redeemed in the eyes of the Fire Lord for my failure at Ba Sing Se. Iroh: … Iroh: Anyway, it’s your turn.

About half of the B plots are just Iroh finding new ways to feign incompetence and bad luck so that his political watchdog can’t prove that he’s letting Aang - and by extension Zuko - get away.

[wetwareproblem]

@ray10k

[dysperdis]

Sometimes Iroh plays paisho with Aang, whose entire disguise during these games consists of a painfully fake mustache.

[wetwareproblem]

AANG WAS THE OTHER PLAYER IN THAT SCENE OF COURSE IT’S PERFECT (the moustache is just a bit of Appa’s fur tied in a string)

[silver-sphere]

You want drawings, I deliver:

‘The prince in the iceberg’

‘Avatar Zuko’

‘The Old Master’

‘Imprisoned’

‘Zuko’s Master’

‘The Tale of Iroh’

[songwithnosoul]

@wetwareproblem

[made-of-love-and-stars]

I WANT

[abbot-suger]

[fyeahmovies]

The Emperor’s New Groove (2000) dir. Mark Dindal