Non is credo

My life as a lover of fandoms and cosplay. Looking for Irish dance? Try rinceforever.

[nkim-doodles]

Lantern the Cat-O-Lantern. Moving this here too!

[butt-berry]

Ready to trick-or-treat

[butt-berry]

Update:

[butt-berry]

It’s Halloween again, and this year he’s going as Zubat!

[butt-berry]

It’s Bulbasaur blooming season

[butt-berry]

Lots of variety this year!

[butt-berry]

A late bloomer!

[butt-berry]

Water-lily Bulbasaur catching up on the latest gossip at the lake

[butt-berry]

Wow, looks like thing are getting serious between hibiscus and fuchsia!

[sulettacore64]

this is pure and good

[cosplaytutorial]

For those who are planning to start sewing their own cosplays this year this might be helpful: How to take measurements! Waist Front / Waist Back: http://www.sempstress.org/measurement/measuring-the-waist-frontback-waist/ How to Take Measurements: http://makinglatexclothing.com/2008/12/how-to-take-measurements/ Instructions for Taking Measurements: http://mangakaresource.weebly.com/1/post/2011/01/sewing-measurements.html

[starscreamingg]

No

one

eats like Gaston 

Mini wheats like Gaston

No one says “this bitch empty” and y e e t s like Gaston 

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:

Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep

Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious

Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman

Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening

Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies

Bulbasaur can take care of other animals

Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.

Nature control

Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur

It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time

Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.

evolves to a badass beast

He’s too freaking strong

up for hugs

He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever

He can dance

[starchild0985]

I love one (1) Bulbasaur! My favorite starter since forever

[pandaexpress-tae]

I’m sorry

No but guys, imagine Bucky saying to Steve “When you fell from the helicarrier, I jumped after you. When I fell from the train, where were you?”

I’m not crying I swear, you are

[omg-hawkeye]

omg #44

[peturd-01]

 kids these days

[midnight-aura-star]

[pavelchekovswig]

Peter: big mood

Steve: what does that mean, big mood?

Peter: uh hey mr Rogers Captain sir, uhh well, it kinda means like, me too, I guess

Steve: thanks kid

*1 week later at a team meeting*

Tony: I’m kinda worried about this mission guys

Steve: big mood Tony, big mood

Tony: Parker what did you do

[the-marvelous-spidey]

Thor, throwing Mjolnir: YEET!

Tony: Excuse me?

Thor: You see, young Peter told me that-

Tony: WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN?

[pavelchekovswig]

Peter Parker: The Meme Bandit

[einno-arko]

Bucky, walking into the meeting: Sah dude!

Everyone else: Sah dude!

Tony:

Tony: Peter, we need to have a serious sit down

[animegodmother]

I think the best part of this is that we unquestionably and silently agree that Tony is in fact a meme lord who understands it all too.

[kirschade]

Peter, v-logging with his phone camera: Hi I’m Spi- I mean, Peter Parker, and today we’re going to witness firsthand people’s reactions after they’re told they have big dick energy. Let’s go!

Peter: What’s up, Thor. Dude, I just wanted you to know that you radiate big dick energy today.

Thor: God of thunder in the streets, god of big dick in the sheets, I suppose.

Peter, checking to see if he’s still recording then proceeding to give a thumbs up: I stan so hard. Legends only.

Peter, bumping into Steve reading the paper: Cap! Ah, have a moment? Word on the street is that you have big dick energy. Thoughts?

Steve, choking on his coffee: I-I guess the serum did have… its effects…

Peter: Oh my god.

Peter, finding Bucky watering flowers: Hey, man. Love what you did with your hair today, may I enlighten you on the fact that you have, putting it modestly, very big dick energy?

Bucky, looking into the camera like he’s on the office: …Parker what the hell.

Peter, breaking into the sanctum: Wow doctor, looks like you got a super serious case of chronic big dick energy there.

Strange: Listen. There’s kinetic, potential, thermal, chemical, electrical, even the vague concept of dark energy. But there is no big dick or whatever you just—

Peter: You’re no fun.

Peter, after buying a plane ticket and flying to Wakanda unsupervised: As king and black panther, your highness, your reign is supreme and so is your big dick energy.

T'challa, amidst a breakdown: Noo!!! Stop!! You and Shuri, I am begging you, please, I have no idea what that means!!!!

Peter, approaching Tony relaxing on a lounge chair: Now for The Man. The one and only, genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. Mr. Stark, are you aware you have big dick energy?

Tony, lowering his shades: Kid, I invented big dick energy.

Peter, tearing up: I know.

[danhumphrey]

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

[northstarthembo]

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

[magical-awesome-kid]

Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…

Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

Tony, calling peter: …and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!

Peter: we didn’t want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!

Tony: THATS N O T MY POINT!!!

[gingersnapwolves]

#and then Tony wonders when the hell HE became the responsible one#and promptly abandons his responsibilities#and jumps in his armor#to go zoom around the life size death star#pretending he’s Luke doing the trench run (via)

[153-centimeters-of-sass]

It got better!

[aqueerkettleofish]

I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.

[chris-evans]

[imposterogers]

carol danvers: do you want to know a secret? don’t tell anyone, but I’m not technically a captain. 

steve rogers, who had maybe six official days of training in his life & went around throwing and punching stuff until he was good at it: SAME

[chronicowboy]

carol danvers: yeah, I’m actually a colonel. wbu?

steve rogers, sweating after only having like six days of training in his military career: uh

[old-songs]

commission for the lovely @rogerthatcapsicle <3

the question is how many times he stepped on her toes 

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[spideyjlaw]

Steve saying Avengers ᴬˢˢᴱᵐᴮᴸᵉ and no one running until Thor starts screaming and charging because Steve is a fucking idiot and WHISPERED Assemble acting like everyone is gonna hear him. Bucky was right in saying he’s taking all the stupid with him, he’s always been a little dumb nut. I love that old man so much.

[tygermama]

Tony Stark has been on Sesame Street

Tony hates public appearances, they’re all fake pr crap but SESAME STREET?! 

Sesame Street didn’t think they’d get him but it wouldn’t hurt to ask, right?

Tony showed up beaming, he was so fucking happy. He dropped them enough money to run for a year.

He loves Sesame Street. He loves Bill Nye. He plays a recurring role as himself on Cyber Chase.

He appears for free on any kids’ science show that will have him because he knows that will boost their ratings and get kids to watch.

Tony donates to underfunded schools. 

Tony unironically judges science fairs.

TONY LOVES SCIENCE AND WANTS EVERYONE ELSE TO LOVE IT TOO

so when Wakanda opens it’s borders? When he meets Shuri?

He pulls her aside and says ‘I know this tv show that you should be on. They’ll love you there.’

[itsagentromanoff]

Tony on Sesame Street needs to be canon

[spaci1701]

So many of the Avengers and associates ended up on the show that Tony just paid the production costs for their own spinoff. The Assisters™ solve all the problems they encounter with knowledge. Super-Grover becomes an honorary member of the Assisters immediately. Clint cries when he first meets his Muppet counterpart. Peter almost exclusively wears every but of BugBoy merch he can find.

[flamyangelwings]

IMPORTANT: Is Clint’s counterpart deaf?

[spaci1701]

Obviously Eagle-eye is deaf. He and his dog Lucky have a regular ASL segment.

Director Snarky only has one eye, which is why his trench coat gets stuck in things so often (depth perception issues, you know) but luckily his friend Agent Molehill is always willing to lend a hand.

Mary Molehill’s segments are mostly about taking big jobs and breaking them down so they’re manageable. She shows different ways to do the same jobs, too because not all methods work for all people.

Agent Coldson has some scars from an accident that happened a while ago. Most if the time he’s the one helping everybody else but sometimes his ptsd makes things hard for him and his friends, both in the Assisters and at S.H.E.L.L. have to make sure they help in the right way.

S.H.E.L.L., of course, is the acronym for Someone Helping Everybody Lots & Lots. Agent Coldson explained it when he was also explaining about acronyms.

[lovetourmaline]

I need this to be real.

[theblondeshellbiologist]

Oh. My. God. Yes.