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kiyotakamine

munchlax is pretty hot

kiyotakamine

happy 10 year anniversary of munchlax being pretty hot

tabaquis-barking

Actually know what reblogging again bc the girl with the white ds knows what the FUCK is up and pink girl is either a dumbass or a scammer.

In DPP (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum) sneasel shows up on five different routes, and then evolves into weavile when leveled with a razor claw at night. Razor claws aren’t hard to find either, so while there’s minimal effort involved here, weavile isn’t really special.

Munchlax, though? Jesus fuck. Jesus fucking christ. Munchlax in DPP is one of the most difficult Pokémon in ANY of the games—if not the absolute most difficult. DPP has a mechanic where you could slather honey on certain trees, and six hours later a Pokémon would turn up on the tree. Several of the Pokémon you could get this way were common, but some could ONLY be obtained from honey trees. You couldn’t change the DS system’s time to speed things up, because the trees ran on their own counter—so you HAD to wait six hours for a Pokémon to show up.

It gets worse. There were 21 of these honey trees in the game, and regardless of the tree’s location, and tree could summon any of the “honey tree Pokémon…”

Except. Fucking. Munchlax.

Only FOUR trees in the game had the potential to summon Munchlax. Which trees, you ask? Guess. No, literally, take a fucking guess—because the four trees that can summon Munchlax are decided at random based on your trainer ID and secret ID. There is NO way to determine which trees they are unless you feel like hacking into your game’s data and then doing some weird complicated math.

That’s not all. You thought that was all? You thought Munchlax was a merciful god that would take pity on your tiny, pathetic body? Oh no. Not even close. Munchlax isn’t done with you yet, Munchlax is going to peel you like a fucking mango and laugh while you cry.

Munchlax only has a 1% encounter rate.

ONE. PERCENT. As in 1/100.

So to recap—4/21 honey trees (and you don’t know which ones) have a 1% chance of summoning this little motherfucker once every six hours. That’s it. No fast tracking, no cheats, and no workarounds. Munchlax in DPP is the holy grail of hard to find Pokémon.

And pinky here has the AUDACITY to offer the MUCH more easily obtainable weavile for it. Fuck that. Fuck that!!! White DS girl knows what the FUCK is up!!!

In conclusion;

Munchlax is pretty hot… Try again.

Bitch.

mapsontheweb

Every County With A Target Location.

sovietshopaholic

habitable zones

misspiggy

FAT GAYS

FAT LESBIANS

FAT BI PPL

FAT TRANS PPL

FAT NON-BINARY PPL

FAT LGBT PPL I LOVE YOU!!!

suicidepokecheck

(x)

just-shower-thoughts

Juuls are spicy USB sticks.

the-memedaddy

sabertoothwalrus

happy mother’s day, be nice to your moms. unless your mom sucks, then think about. milfs

sabertoothwalrus

@weiward-aesthetic

feastofsnakes

I wonder how many osha violations mayor lewis is breaking in sdv

feastofsnakes

To begin, we must establish that stardew valley takes place post ~2000, which can be assumed due to the use of computers and telephones among the citizens. We must also establish that Lewis is <player>’s employer, which can be assumed due to the fact that he is the one who pays <player> and supplies beginning resources. Now, onto the violations.

1910.266(d)(1)(v), all employers must supply, to logging workers, boots which supply proper traction/protection.

1910.266(d)(1)(vi), all employers must supply, to logging workers, head gaurds/helmets in conditions where objects may fall on a workers head.

1910.266(d)(1)(vii), 1910.266(d)(1)(vii)(A), and 1910.266(d)(1)(vii)(B), all employers must supply, to logging workers, eye and/or face coverings which protect the worker from flying objects.

1910.266(d)(2)(i), the employer must supply, on site, a first aid kit. (Town square and the clinic is not on site.)

1910.266(d)(5), all work must stop and all employees must move inside if heavy weather which impacts the employees safter occurs.

1910.266(e)(1)(i), the employer must assure that all equipment is in serviceable condition. (Lewis does not check that any equipment is in good quality.)

1910.266(h)(2)(ii), before a tree is cut, all conditions, including weather, must be evaluated to ensure that no hazard is caused to the employee.

1910.266(i)(1), 1910.266(i)(2)(i), 1910.266(i)(3)(i), and 1910.266(i)(3)(v), training must be provided, at no cost to the employee, and must include a demonstration of safe workplace practices.

1910.266(i)(7)(i), all employees must receive first-aid training, including CPR

1910.266(i)(10)(i), the employer must complete a certificate including the name of the employee trained and the trainer.

1910.266(i)(11), an employer must hold team or individual meetings reviewing the safety guidelines.

1928.110©, 1928.110©(2)(i), 1928.110©(3)(iii), 1928.110©(4), employers must provide a handwashing station, keep it in good condition, notify employees of it’s location, and give them time during the day to use it. (Note: this also applies to drinking and toilet stations, but as stardew valley people seem to not need to relieve waste or consume water, I have chosen to ignore these parts. I have, however, included handwashing, as it is shown you can be affected by the things you touch, as shown by the “slime” effect in the caves.)

1910.94(a)(1)(vi), air that employees inhale must be clean. (The air in mine levels <2 is probably very stale, and not safe to breath.)

1910.119©(1) and 1910.119©(3), all employers must provide a list of the hazardous materials an employee may work with and how to handle them. (In this case, and with all other mining cases, some other villagers may be included under “employers” as well as L*wis.)

1910.119(d)(1)-1910.119(d)(1)(vii), employers must provide a list of the correct way to store hazardous materials, as well as other important facts about the materials, such as reactivity to other metals.

1910.119(d)(2)(i)-1910.119(d)(3)(ii), if an employee process a material, an employer must provide a list of the safe limits of the metal, including highest and lowest temperature and pressure.

The entirety of 1910.132, an employer must provide safe head, foot, and hand equipment to any employee mining.

1910.151(b), if a clinic is not available on site, all employees must be trained in first aid.

1910.157©(1), the employer must provide and point out the location of portable fire extinguishers. (Note: this could have been avoided if L*w*s had simply given <player> the word to leave as soon as they saw a fire.)

(note: for construction, fishing, and welding/mining, all other citizens are considered their own employers, and not employed by L***s.)

1926.26, all construction sites must be either artificially or naturally lit. (The plaques placed by the green apples do now count for this, as they aren’t placed by L****.)

1926.23, all employers must provide full medical care/first aid to employees.

1926.1211(a)(3)-1926.1211(a)(5), an employer must provide a trained rescue team if an employee is working underground.

Now that probably isn’t all of it (there’s almost definitely something that has to do with working with animals), but that’s more than enough for now. This is around 45 violations, and with each violation being suable for around $12,000, that means that if <player> were to know their rights and sue *****, they could earn $540000. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

sarahtheunicorn177

This is the quality content I came here for

sumetal

Reach INTO your local blankey and you will find…

sumetal

A friend and a girl

sumetal

Reblog the Cookie of Warm Snuggles for a good snooze tonight…

hiqueenmabs-deactivated20220819

I believe in Cookie

sumetal

Cookie believes in YOU.

cadenboy456

I believe in Cookie.

sumetal

Cookie believes in YOU!!!!

cherrylime-zombie

I don’t believe in cookie.

sumetal

Saddened by your hurtful words, she places a single paw on u to let u know- “though it pains me to meow this, understand and I respect ur decision.”

morinokunikara

Stay strong, Cookie.

sumetal

She has been revitalized (and elongated) by ur kind words and gentle belief in her

narrative-foil

Cookie I’ve had a rough day can I have some comfort?

sumetal

Who me

bohemianarthouse-deactivated202

The 5 things you gotta know before you let that cop into your house

phlegminism-blog

THIS STUFF IS SOOO IMPORTANT TO KNOW. Seriously. It’s saved my ass before.

dammitcaleb-deactivated20130328

What do you do when you look through the peephole and see a badge?

Remember: You do not have to let the police in the house unless they have a warrant — or probable cause. If you’re having a party, turn off the music, ask your guests to chill, and ask that anyone who’s too intoxicated carry on in another room.

Go outside to speak with the cops. Close the door behind you. Although some scary precedents are being set these days, police cannot enter your home without a warrant or probable cause. By closing the door, you’re cutting off a visual — or olfactory — line to potential probable cause.

Be polite. Ask why they are there. “Good evening, Officer. What can I help you with?”

Where possible, assure them you will take care of the problem. If the police ask to enter, inform them, “I do not consent to any searches.” If a police officer gives you an order and you are confused about your position, ask, “Do I have to comply?” If they continue with questioning, tell them you’ll need to call your lawyer and that you will not answer any questions.

Ask, “Am I free to leave?” This is especially handy if, say, a group of you’d been too bawdy on the patio and an officer stops by. If he/she is getting a bit hot under the collar, politely ask, “Am I being detained?” or “Am I free to leave?” If the cop has no reason to hold you, quickly, quietly, and politely retreat inside.

kyssthis16

The POC’s Bill of Rights when it comes to the Police. Remember. These are your rights.

bitchyhippy

The 5 things you gotta know before you let that cop into your house

FLEXYOURRIGHTS.ORG is one of the most informational websites. The videos are extremely enlightening.

sithlorddr3w

Please read and know these things!

sizvideos

blackgirlcurves-deactivated2016

Finally a body posi video featuring more than one WOC.

freakofandoms-deactivated202012

I would like to hug all of them

amalgamasreal

Cox Communications is trying to implement internet “fast lanes”

Please if you see this, share it and warn people who may live in areas effected, I’m not seeing anyone else talk about this and it’s a sign of truly awful things to come.

As many people online know Net Neutrality in the USA died last year, and before that many people warned that when it did ISP’s around the country would start to create “fast lanes” that they could bill more for. So if you want the best speeds for youtube/netflix you pay $4/mo more, or if you want to stream on twitch you pay $5/mo more. Well Cox just announced the “Elite Gamer Service”, which they say will give you “priority access to data”. It DOES NOT increase your speed, all it’s doing is removing an artificially created bottleneck that COX THEMSELVES PUT IN for the low, low cost of $15/mo with a contract of 2 goddamn years.

You’re reading that right, you sign the form, you pay the fee, you install their little program and suddenly your online games can be up to 35% faster; and I am begging you with all of my heart if you are on Cox do not pay for this. They are pushing this now and doing it under the radar because they’re hoping they can get enough suckers on board who will sign up that they can convince their executives that creating more “fast lanes” will be good for them.

They will implement more of these if they’re successful, they will start throttling youtube, netflix, hulu, etc even more than they already are, and as of right now the only thing people like myself who are stuck in Cox controlled areas can do is protest by not paying for it.

Again, please share this, I know I will be with all of my representatives and any news media that’ll listen. This is what we warned would happen with the death of net neutrality, and if we don’t get a grip on this now it’ll only get worse from here. I’m going to be telling anyone in a position of political power that I will turn myself into a single issue voter for them as long as they will state on the record and unequivocally that they will fight to reinstate net neutrality.