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|| Xav || He/Xe/She || 18 || DNI: Terf, transmed, exclus, map, anti anti, general asshole ||

[stuckinapril]

The trick is to do it without shame. Literally anything could be cool if you just did it shamelessly

[thoodleoo]

man yall the interpersonal drama in ancient rome was something else like. there was a guy named crassus who had a pet eel and was so sad when it died that he gave it a funeral, and when another dude named domitius ahenobarbus made fun of him for throwing an eel funeral, crassus was like "oh so this is coming from the guy who's buried three of his wives and not even shed a single tear about it." wish i could've been in the room for that one

[fernwah-funzone]

if normies had to work even a tenth as hard as underemployed fucked up autistic girls with anxiety there'd be riots in the streets

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[lostspirit101]

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

[wazimoomoo]

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

[greatcomputerearthquake]

Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[shyflops]

personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird

[westiec]

He does photography now, and I guess just in case you’re booking him wondering “is it that Randy Johnson?” … here’s his logo:

[psychotic-gerard]

do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button

[larastones]

Clementine Keith-Roach for Casa Vogue 2010 Shot by Tim Walker

[scottmalin]

stoner zelda

[notfocks]

I think if i put into words how happy this type of image makes me I would get diagnosed with something

[sadgrrly02]

our tasteful callbacks vs their garish references

[do-you-have-a-flag]

this genre of tiktok is so good

[dimir-charmer]

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

[amkotheterrible-deactivated2023]

This dude asleep in a pants

[catmask]

catcat

[fuckmarrypoll]

King Charles II

fuck 🍆

marry 👑

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Voting ended onMay 13, 2023

[fostercare]

[heavysmoved-deactivated20150225]

there can be only one

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Help Me

[leolaroot]

message to any autistic pieple on this website who love weed: 24 seasons of How It's Made on tubi for free.