two hours of sleep and one massive cup of coffee

Niamh. 19. Average small town British girl.

[tasteslikepriondisease-deactiva]

https://www.reddit.com/r/somnivexillology/

[burialvillageminimart-deactivat]

[homeplanets]

[silver-leaf-girl]

a variety of strange flags seen in dreams …

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I have never believed that dreams are doors to alternate dimensions but I am reconsidering my stance

[postllimit]

*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS

[coolhiroaki]

sick of “scottish independence” this and “irish reunification” that

theres 3 of us and 1 of england

i say we just kick the english out the uk

[systlin]

Ireland, Scotland, and Wales kick England out and join the UK as the United Celtic Nations.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

Power move

[1111-deactivated20171231]

its elmos world were just living in it

[somecutething]

[officialskylerwhitestan-deactiv]

[lisbonsteresa]

i’ve missed them

+

[gif87a-com]

[gorgonsach]

stop!!! Don’t You Fucking See Him!!! FUCKJNG STOP

[gorgonsach]

[chicksallovermedeleted-deactiva]

if rats can hold a cracker they can hold a sword 

[persephinae]

[asilike]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

[spector]

gonna start formatting my posts like fics on ff.net circa 2008

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A/N: This is a post about my day!!!! If you don’t like it, don’t read it! Flames will be used to boil water for my tea, LOL! ^^”

~*~*~*~* CHAPTER ONE *~*~*~*~

I tried so hard, and got so far But, in the end, it doesn’t even matter I had to fall, to lose it all

(A/N: I don’t own the rights to Linkin Park!!!)

i made some bombass fried rice today fuck

~*~*~*END OF CHAPTER ONE*~*~*~

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A/N: And that’s it :D I hope you guys enjoyed this update, I worked really hard on it!… If this chapter gets 10 comments, I will upload the next one ASAP. ^_^” This is a lot of fun–

My teacher: Hey, shouldn’t you be doing your homework?? -_-” Me: EEP O_O! Okay, see you later guys, GOTTA GO FAST! Please comment and remember NO FLAMES!!!

[6-phds-and-no-sense]

sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it

[6-phds-and-no-sense]

new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?

me: dONn’t touch those

new guy:

me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.

new guy:

new guy:

me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while. they seem to like that.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Science is rational, scientists are human. 

[eabevella]

In Taiwan we have a special brand of snacks named 乖乖 (literally means “well behaved” but in a casual way like when one’s compliment a child or a pet of being good) that has green package.

It has become the lucky charm in the IT industry because engineers believe it will make machine acting good (like the name of the snack) and stay in green light (like the color of the snack’s package) when a 乖乖 is put on top of a server.

It is the only food allowed in a server room and the biggest semicondoctor company in Taiwan (which is also the biggest worldwide) even commissioned the snack factory to make a customized version with blessing on the package.

This is how a server room is blessed by 乖乖. You put at least one on top of each server. It’s important that the engineers change them before the expire date because legend says the snack looses it’s power after expire date.

You’ll hear engineers swearing up and down that their server room crushed down the one time they forgot to change the snack.  Or some newbie ate the forbidden snack put on top of their server and caused a disastrous crush down.

The 乖乖 religion later spread to all people who want their machine to act nice. In the lab we put 乖乖 on ultra-low freezer (you really don’t want it to drop dead along with your 2 years’ worth of sample/data), mass spectrometer etc.

When Taiwan’s about to launch the first self made satellite in 2017, the develop team even put 乖乖 around the satellite model to prey for a successful launch (it did). This shit is real.

[obliviousaziraphale]

crowley makes signs on pull doors say push and routinely runs face first into them

[llawnmas]

imagine if on a date with Aziraphale, Crowley tries to be all chivalrous and open the door for his husband, but instead just ends up having it out with the door because it won’t fucking cooperate

[obliviousaziraphale]

crowley, approaching what appears to be a push door on his first official date with aziraphale, muttering to himself: please work. please work. plea

[amaranthology]

It’s true I have evidence on film

[plantanarchy]

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

[nihilistwife]

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

[plantanarchy]

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

[nihilistwife]

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

[faggottt]

[sarahstrangeandsmall-deactivate]

how far is too far?

[jeza-red]

there’s no such thing

[veronicaneptunes]

Thirty days of VM: Favourite season? season 1.