Sarcasm and Sparkles

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WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU CAN'T PAY YOUR BILLS

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🧙‍♀️ Dumbledore, Mrs. Norris, Madame Maxine 🤯—I HAVE QUESTIONS! ❓❓

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[freelancedumbass]

[michaelmoonsbookshop]

just some of the the changes in design for the Penguin Symbol on old Penguin Paperbacks 

[dinkywinks]

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

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NooOOO

[samojon]

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[artkat]

HE’S FINE YOU GUYS 

(ask @spatialheather she told me so)

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*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

[wussy-agitation-deactivated2020]

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

[charlesoberonn]

Ahead of their time

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BONUS POST! Because everyone needs to experience this for Cinco De Mayo 🍅Celebrate Taco Tuesday with some delicious homemade salsa.

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5 SIMPLE TASKS! We all have a little more time on our hands, so it's time to organize your life. You'll be so grateful you did!

5 Quarantine Organization Tasks

Before our lives return to the hectic chaos, capitalize on the remainder of your quarantine by organizing these essential things.

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I 😵 DID 😰 A 😱 THING-- After 10 years of dreaming 😵 I finally completed my first YouTube video! 😱 I’m still working on lighting during filming 😂 but I’m getting there.  💕

[niggazinmoscow]

I’m printing this tweet and putting it on my desk

[awenravena]

What is going on with the world??

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Jesus…

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In a move that has sparked outcry from archaeologists, historians and locals, the Peruvian government has approved a multi-billion international airport near the famed site of Machu Picchu, Peru’s single most important tourist destination. Bulldozers have begun to clear millions of tons of earth for the project, which will be located in Chinchero, a picturesque Inca town.

Building the airport in this location will destroy an ancient landscape, one shaped by the Incan people with terraces and routes.

Critics also suggest that planes flying low over the nearby village of Ollantaytambo and its archaeological park filled with ruins and a massive Inca fortress with large stone terraces, would cause incalculable damage to fragile Inca ruins there and destroy the peace and beauty of the area.

The new airport will make access to the site much easier, and thus encourage greater numbers than ever before to visit.

But Machu Picchu is already overwhelmed by almost double the limit of tourists as recommended by UNESCO. [see also India’s Taj Mahal - an incredible site simply reeling under a relentless, ineffectively managed tourist, both domestic and international, onslaught]

It’s the constant battle between protecting the past and profiteering from it.

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https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2019/may/15/archaeologists-outraged-over-plans-for-machu-picchu-airport-chinchero

[speedoweedo]

im dead at ‘in zoology science licks you’

[speedoweedo]

a science licks a man

[dalniente]

what a big science

[raven-cat]

Taiwan legalized same sex marriage!!!

May 17, 2019 I am so proud of Taiwan we are the first in Asia 😆😆😆

[fatherofthebride]

the lock jammed on the front door of my shitty prewar apartment building so i just spent twenty minutes forcing it open while my very drunk neighbor sat on the steps nodding at my efforts and going “this is fun. being locked out together. we should hang out more”

[fatherofthebride]

he’s like 6’2” and jacked at one point he was like “try a kick. try… kicking it” so i donkey kicked it as hard as i could and it did absolutely nothing but he was still like “wow. more torque…. than i expected. you’ve got a surprising, uh. torque to size ratio” and i think i’m putting it on my resume

[kimlaughton]

Computer in freezer room, running fire simulation. Waste heat generated by CPU used to maintain Tamagotchi battery operating temperature.

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??????????????

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This is an exact representation of how I run my life.