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Sama|18| kpop trash but I post whatever I like.

[girlbossfrankshepard]

I think CGI should be made illegal until movie studios learn to use it responsibly

[romelle-moved]

my life is missing a homoerotic scene where i come to an old castle seeking shelter from a storm- all helpless and shivering with a white blouse plastered to my body by the rain- only for the door to be opened by my mysterious vampire love interest holding a candle and saying “oh you poor thing…lets get you warmed up” and then i get railed.

[textsfromhetalians]

me, 11 chapters deep in a 25 chapter slowburn fic at 2 am, eyes burning and the phone keeps slipping out of my fingers:

[wildlifewednesdays]

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

[bace-jeleren]

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

[tsix-xist]

This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.

[queen-mayhem]

if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.

[gahdamnpunk]

Why are they trying to be likeable? Ain’t nobody gonna believe them

[3fluffies]

America is operating concentration camps.  There’s no getting around it.  Here’s what those places are actually like:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/06/politics/ice-detention-center-ig-report/index.html

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/05/politics/hhs-activities-unaccompanied-children/index.html

https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/14/politics/border-patrol-mcallen-texas-pictures/index.html

https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/31/us/arizona-migrant-child-abuse-allegations-shelter/index.html

[unexpectedyarns]

Why isn’t America being investigated by the UN for war crimes? 

[greenekangaroo]

We won’t let them in. 

Legit.

They’ve tried. 

[highlandvalley]

A museum in Japan spends most of its day refusing entry to 2 cats trying to get in @bijutsu1 https://twitter.com/jiffington/status/1062471505496469504/video/1

[garlare]

LET THEM IN

[beesmygod]

WAIT THIS IS THAT MUSEUM THAT MAKES THE INCREDIBLE TOTE BAGS BC OF THESE CATS

[princesstigerbelle]

That is…. amazing

[nintendette]

The best/funny thing about this is by petting the cats they are reinforcing the behavior of them waiting outside the door. If those cats really wanted in they would just BOLT in there, what the cats want is to hang out with the security guy.

[snuh]

[mousathe14]

Let them have this moment, for the world cannot understand their love.

[turnipoddity]

can we get uhhhhhhh Aziraphale taking care of sick Crowley please because your art style is just that awesome. thank you~

patience is a virtue

[charmedbyred-blog]

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

[dayman-ah-ah-ah]

It’s a spider thing

[allonsyimpala]

It’s a spider thing

[ssalsastark]

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

[thehuntingwinchester-archive]

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper. Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

[supermansadork-deactivated20190]

Owned

[mayrlynray]

This post is brilliant.

[angelblackhat-mainblog-deactiva]

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

[bellaruska]

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

[reversewerewolf]

[paper-mario-wiki]

this is the kind of room a supervillain grows up in

[jim-kirk]

From what I hear, God’s a bit tetchy. Wiping out the human race. Big storm. All of them?

[wholesome-lesbiab]

Spotify: [on shuffle]

Me: then fucking act like it

[wholesome-lesbiab]

[problematicparrot]

Finally, a sane celebrity who doesn’t bend the knee to feminist bullshit.

Source

[ren-of-rationality]

My god I love her.

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

I know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she’s RIGHT.

When Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he was cutting weight for every single scene to maintain his physique at 155. I’ve you’ve ever cut weight, you know how horrible that must have been. He did it because they needed a “look”.

Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike body doesn’t last for more than five days. He starved down and dehydrated his already fit physique for a “look”.

The male soldiers on Spartacus: Blood and Sand were eating pretty much chicken and veggies for every meal to maintain a “look”.

Why is this such a big deal? Because all these characters are considered physical goals for men. These are actual unobtainable physical standards for men. Male body image issues get swept under the rug so often that some people don’t even think they exist.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

You want proof? Just check out that scene in Captain America: First Avenger where Cap just transformed into that beautiful beefcake of a man. Agent Carter’s actress just HAD to touch them muscles, it was completely unscripted.

[eric-coldfire]

Chris Evans had to wear shirts so small they physically hurt, and he dislocated a shoulder during the helicopter scene in Civil War. But who cares, girls got to wet their panties watching Captain America flex.

[guyveranimefan87-blog]

If we are talking about unrealistic physical standards of male fitness given to us by movies, I would like to mention Hugh “Wolverine” Jackman here.

Yeah, he is ripped, isn’t he?

Well, it is true, but to get that kind of definition, he went through 36 hour period of dehydration, which caused him to temporarily lose 10 pounds of “water weight”. 

Thus during the fight scene he was filming, he was a hair breadth from blacking out whole time, just to look unrealistically muscular.

As he said during interview with Steven Colbert, “If You go three days without water, You will die. Then, when You are halfway there they shout ‘Roll it!”

It’s the same with professional bodybuilders who get into periods of extreme fasting and dehydration to lower their fat-to-muscle ratio to inhuman levels, all in hopes of making their muscle definition a bit better.

According to experts, healthy body fat percentage for a healthy male ranges from 8% to 20%, depending on height, lifestyle and numerous other variables. 

Fitness model and professional bodybuilder Helmut Strebl also known as “World’s Most Shredded Man” as he supposedly managed to get his body fat percentage below 5%…

… But only when he partakes in competitions, since it is not humanly possible to live with such low fat percentage of one’s body for longer periods of time.

I mean, yeah, he keeps a draconian training regime, as well as a very strict diet even off-season, but looks much more human then…

There are documented cases of incredibly fit and muscular bodybuilders fainting on the stage in the middle of their flexing routines, as well as several who outright died, because of cardiac arrest caused by their blood becoming too thick, due to long dehydration…

And let’s not forget about Muscle Dysmorphia, colloquially known as “Megarexia” or “Bigarexia”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_dysmorphia

Yeah, it’s a thing, but it’s barely talked about, since it’s apparently not manly to admit to having problems like that, which also creates problems with researching this particular disorder…

So… Thanks Hollywood?

[fierceawakening]

I had no idea that most people who looked like this are dehydrated until I read posts like this.

[brunhiddensmusings]

dehydrated to the point theyre about a day away from actual organ failure okay so chris hemsworth is a absolute god of a man, but hollywood says ‘thats not good enough’ and for the thor movie he has to spend several days having the juice squeezed from his body untill he looses about a gallon of whats supposed to be him so that he can do 2 days of shooting scenes without his shirt, after which he has to have recovery time before he is hospitalized because i am not joking about ‘one day away from organ failure’ thats the benchmark- look at chris hemsworth and process that he is told he isnt suitable for a shirtless scene without prepping for three days and nearly fainting

[shipperwolf1]

real feminism acknowledges the unhealthy standards that men are held to. radfems brush them off as non-existent

guys, feminism is for you, too. it’s for all of us.

[korokz-deactivated20190924]

if you didn’t meet them in whole foods while you were buying celery and they were buying rosé then are they even your soulmate

[ohevoyev]

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

[ohevoyev]

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

tumblr banned porn but i see it everyday on here this shit like alcohol in the prohibition era

[fluidpuck]

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

[justanotherboringsstuff-deactiv]

Fuck you