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@sarcastic-sloot
The reason the new Batman is so good is bc it definitely was not made for the regular male super hero loving audience. It was made for the girls and the gays and especially the biâs
but even my male superhero loving brother liked it, a unifying experience between us
new aesthetic: the heavy thud and clink sound of batmanâs platform docs walking across the wet streets of gotham
The Batman (2022) dir. Matt Reeves
The Batman (2022) + text posts part 2
Bonus:
love it when parents give one child a normal name, then w/ the second kid they decide to Treat Themselves
I have a friend named Emily and her younger brother is named Jedi
wayne manor home videos part 2
quarantine got me drawin again
When the whole party is down but your bard is up
jack had absolutely no right to go this hard
um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard
Always hit the rb so fast for this one!
Jack is just always stitched on to like, 11.
i gotta write a trope break where the dadâs favorite daughter gets a bf and instead of being suspicious the dad is like âYES. FINALLY. I HAVE A SON TO GO FISHING WITHâ âdad i go fishing with you every weekâ âi know and iâll always enjoy fishing with you more but I WANNA MAKE HIM FEEL WELCOME. COME ON SON LET US FISHâÂ
instead of cringing the daughterâs like âiâm sorry if you feel weirded out by my dad but i love him the way he is and u just gotta man up and deal with my awesome cringy dadâ
boyfriend, who doesnât have a good dad: i know this and i love him
bf: are you going to tell me to not break your daughterâs heart or youâll break my legs or something?Â
dad: no i know you wouldnât do it on purpose and itâs stupid to get mad at someone for an accident. also, i trust my daughterâs taste in men and understand that heartbreak is a natural part of relationships. you will both hurt each other, but whatâs important is being mature, forgiving, and loving through it. now, do you want a hamburger or a hotdog?
bf, crying a little: both, please mr. dad
instead of groaning at the dad jokes everyone is DELIGHTED and the dad stands as the pinnacle of humor, as dad jokes deserve to.Â
I like mr. Dad
Tim drake: fuck capitalism. its a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isnât fair. you shouldnât need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities
Tim drake, winning at monopoly: well if you want to win you shouldnât have be so fuckin poor
IM SCREAMING
going back to school gonna be like
All the Batkids know way too many random facts about bats to the point they get offended when people share false information
Wally: blind as a bat, huh?
Dick: i know youâre only joking but actually bats arenât blind
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Conner: there are literal bats in the Batcave? Arenât you afraid of getting rabies?
Tim: wow okay, hardly any bats have rabies! The ignorance of people i swear
Jason: besides, maybe some people WANT rabies
Tim: nO
Clark: Itâs not that being around kids makes me uncomfortable, but why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle?
Kon: *crying in the corner* Please love me.
Clark: *points at Batman*
Clark: Thereâs an open dad right there.
Bruce: Actually Iâm taken.
Clark: Like youâd even notice one more.
Clark: *flying around with Jon* I was so wrong. Being a dad is great!
Kon: *hopeful look*
Clark: No.
#bruce would totally adopt kon tho#he wouldnât even notice#blue eyes? check#black hair? check#bam heâs ur son now
Bruce: Who was that teenager in the hall?
Alfred: Did he look different than the other ones?
Bruce: No.
Alfred: Then let it go.
Iâm still upset that Bruce didnât adopt Billy Batson.Â
Orphan. Blue eyes. Black hair. The need to do good. Billy. Bat. Son.Â
Bruce: I swear that one was new.Â
Alfred: What makes you say that?
Bruce: None of the other short ones smile that much.
Alfred: Just accept it.
Bruce: âŠokay.
Bruce: Where did you come from? You werenât here before.
Billy: Iâve been here the whole time. Iâm just small.
Bruce: Oh.
Heâs canon Arthur Weasley.
Heâs Arthur Weasley in reverse.Â
Bruce: Now I know for a fact none of mine have red hair.Â
Alfred: Are you referring to Colin, Barbara, or Roy?Â
@dumbdydum said: He just lost track after dick
This is so funny to me. One. He lost track after one. He adopted Jason and that was it. He already lost.
Bruce: Wow I have so many children.
Alfred: Two. You have two children. And one doesnât even live here.
Bruce: This is just so much to process. I never thought Iâd have a big family like this.
Alfred: Sir.
