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Emily, Australia. White, bi, she/her. Likes animals, video games, and being a meme shit

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

can you hear the lambs clarice??

[solely-ashes]

Who's dark materials

[filthyprotozoan]

[viejospellejos]

Típico de belgas malinois

[veliseraptor]

#what if we gave a german shepherd meth? (via @madtomedgar)

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 19

[carby]

Roses are red, my favorite season is fall,

[jame7t]

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

[cryptotheism]

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

[betterbemeta]

He didn't want to talk to you.

[swaglexander-the-great]

[findingfeather]

Uh.

Point of order.

King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.

This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.

King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.

[elodieunderglass]

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

[darkwizardtheorist]

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

[singerin]

[absolutelybatty]

Unethical polyamory not in the sense that the partners aren't consenting to multiple relationships but in the sense that they kill people as a group

[uesp]

This is the eighth anniversary of the official announcement teaser of The Elder Scrolls VI.

[vetchtibbles]

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

[your-personal-ghost]

It’s a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks aren’t in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows aren’t explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they don’t even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. I’m fining you one million gold coins.

[vetchtibbles]

it was the goat blame the goat

[astrangertomykin]

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

[astrangertomykin]

Oh bother.

[dggeoff-deactivated20161128]

im deleting this fucking website

[best-chance-deactivated20161213]

It took me a minute

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Gotdamn I haven’t seen this post in almost a decade

[kusali]

Lmaoo

[squaresquid]

[esoanem]

[sconesfortea]

RIP Anthony Stewart Head (1954 - 2026)

[bladeoffrontiers]

[animescreencolle]

Ame to Kimi to E01

[epicsause-official]

was on the wikipedia page for charleston red rice and i noticed the photo they used was blurry. i went to the talk page to see if this was brought up and stumbled upon this banger of a conversation

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[klubbhead]

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Fucking nuked from orbit

[monoclegeoffchard]

Esk, following the instructions.