Octopi's Garden

Grass? What is grass? Why do I need to touch it? https://youtube.com/@SarcasticOctopi

[guerrillatech]

[glasswhistles]

MLK was a star trek fan

[lieutenant-sappho]

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[grumpyjesterr]

on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help  feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time

[grumpyjesterr]

Morticia: “So what is it you do for a living my dear?”

Evelyn: “We dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!”

Morticia: “fascinating”

[grumpyjesterr]

Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!

Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty

Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh he’s screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!

[grumpyjesterr]

*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*

Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I haven’t really expanded enough on how wonderful she is

Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better

*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*

[digitaldiscipline]

Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.

[lemonsharks]

Jonathan and Thing knew one another from The War; each thought the other to be dead

Their reunion is highly emotional

[burntcopper]

Rick, whilst swordfighting:  My wife resurrected an ancient evil that brought about the plagues.

Gomez: What. A. Woman.

[cellsshapedlikestars]

rewatched the Labyrinth today and all I could think in the beginning scene is that Sansa would 100% be reciting Shakespeare or some shit in the park while wearing a medieval-style dress and performing solely for her dog. And then she would absolutely go home and have a dramatic overreaction to having to babysit her younger brother

[sarcasticoctopi]

Big props to Comanche Oklahoma fire response. Blue SUV spotted setting fires.

[sarcasticoctopi]

Currently trying to stop a cow field fire.

[iwait4youalexg]

Oh!

[doh007]

Thank you all, i needed further explanation - And i do find it might help me!

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[bleu-guacamole]

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

[dragonfreckles]

context for anyone who doesn’t have timestamps turned on

[kvothes]

so true

[lesbianredpanda]

Official Wednesday post

[westiec]

It's Tuesday

[shopwitchvamp]

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

[malketor]

Looking up Scottish mythological creatures and

Wulver: a werewolf in Shetland, that is said to have had the body of a man with a wolf’s head. It was reported to have left fish on the windowsills of poor families.

That is the nicest Werewolf legend I’ve ever heard of.

[durinsmirror-moved-deactivated2]

#charitable robb stark

[sarcasticoctopi]

@ladyofthebubblingblacklake I found anubis.

[jamescookjr]

The only argument I really need to defend Sansa Stark. You know… besides the one where she thinks she’s all alone in the world and her whole family has been murdered and she’s fighting to not meet the same end.

[cheshmenoor]

[sarcasticoctopi]

I hope so

[abosl-deactivated20201212]

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

[punkmonksteven]

Does that really work though?

What…?

[micropet-deactivated20150708]

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

ok here goes

NO

[nickdiminico]

Okay, there’s no way that works.

Let me try this out.

[rabbitrecycle-deactivated202206]

I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

Guss i’ll give it a shot

ABORT ABORT

[hootyhoocatsinsuits]

yeah right, like that really happens

hmmm….

maybe I should try-

HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE FU 

[alwaysinternalyscreeming]

No way this can’t be real

Hmm

Meh let’s try it

Ok one more small push and-

G’DAY !!!

WTF… tumblr I don’t know what magic you have…

But I’m not complaining *dosent work* SHIT!!!

[quixylvre]

Forever a classic

[sauragnmon]

Indeed, this should never die.

[da-7-kings]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[arcadiaforever]

These two have a lot in common

[wolvesofspring]

I won’t ever let him touch you again. I’ll protect you, I promise

“Never really seen Jon give up on anyone or anything and that was the difference in this battle and the difference for me after come back to life was: what if he just  stopped? What if the fatigue gets to him? And the first moment we found that was when the crush start happening and he just slows down and he’s lying on the ground and it’s that thing of finding peace for a moment ‘I could just stay here, I could let it all end. And then something drives him to fight up.” (x)(x)

Sansa makes one thing clear: should Ramsay win, she will not go back to him alive. Disturbed by his conversation with Sansa, Jon tells Melisandre she is not to bring him back should he fall in battle. The priestess denies his request, reminding him that she serves the Lord of Light, not him. (x) (x)

thanks @arin-arryn @winterfellchild and @amaati for the posts and help!

[lonestarflight]

Apollo 17 vs Artemis II

[mementochao]

Despite everything, it's still you.

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That's really cool actually

[tanoraqui]

#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry

@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.

[reginarubie]

I can’t be stopped!

Courtesy of @onegirlintheback for her writing prompt, and I am on a rampage again for another wip.

After all we have a Firesteel, reverse firesteel and mafia AU, why not also a soulmate one?

Title Animae Mate, tenderness in your ink

“A Stark of Winterfell, she claims,” the words tasted like sulfur on his tongue, smoke in his nostrils, “born ages ahead of now, the heir to Winterfell”

Soooo… yes, it might be up pretty soon, because my muse is a bitch and I have yet another hyper fixation.

Also here @onegirlintheback moodboard for it!

[reginarubie]

It took me 84 years… but here it is.

First chapter.

Enjoy.