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Is the Blue Spirit still an enemy of the Fire Nation? Because I bet that would be hilarious like in an official meeting with the Firelord and someone brings up the fact that they still haven’t caught the elusive Blue Spirit and Zuko is just there awkward as ever like “yes, what a shame….wherever could they be….”

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The hunt for the Blue Spirit continues on because Zuko keeps being dramatic and solving problems through vigilantism because he hates paperwork.

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inkthecryptid

If Jet didn’t die in Lake Laogai imagine how fucking pissed he would be to find out that the new fire lord is Lee from the Jasmine Dragon. It would prove all of his convictions correct but he can’t bitch about it because what are they gonna do? Arrest the fire lord? For firebending?

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One time I was cooking with a girl and we were both bilingual but we didn’t have a language in common so we were just sitting by the fire doing prep work quietly and I was peeling little garlic cloves to mince and she put her hand on my arm to stop me and demonstrated how you’re supposed to press on the clove with the flat side of your knife to break the shell off all at once to peel it and I was like oh! And I imitated her and she nodded in approval and we went back to quietly peeling and mincing the garlic and I don’t want to be hyperbolic but in that moment I was like wow I truly understand the universal thread of human love and connection inherent in our souls or whatever

raptortooth

In high school there was a Russian exchange student in my gym class, and he spoke very little English at the time. So a group of boys went over to him, sat around him, and then one of them drew a pot leaf on a piece of paper and handed it to him. He looked at it, nodded, and everybody cheered. It was a beautiful moment to behold.

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

I mean….yeah.

What other race can be high all the time and not get in trouble?

gayrab

^^^^^

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If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.

thelittlertiddy-deactivated2018

You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.

prokopetz

Y’know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn’t been invented yet. There’s no shame in valuing your spinal health.

wombatking

The fact that they’re secure enough to admit that they’re better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect.

cincosechzehn-deactivated201901

their relationship was just right

theconcealedweapon

If you're not attracted to certain traits in a woman, then don't date a woman with those traits. It doesn't mean no one else can be attracted to those traits, and it doesn't mean she has to care.

weaponsofclairvoyance

being in your 20s is just going to the store

weaponsofclairvoyance

its also about feeling very sad. at the store

kglsudav

comtedemoney

October 14, 1977, Anita Bryant is pied for her antigay bigotry at a press conference in Des Moines, IA.

bandit1a

It was 40 years ago today…

madroxxordam-deactivated2018121

Never gets old.

yeahiwasintheshit

40 years on and it still is gratifying

howdoyoulikethemeggrolls

Anita’s still alive and kicking and being anti-gay. Thom Higgins, who threw the pie when he was 27 – and was poetically from Beaver Dam – passed away 17 years later at 44. Info on his life is here. The pie throwing was a big deal. In an age before the internet let gays feel connected, and long before ACT UP, the pie showed small pockets of gays that we could fight back.

brunhiddensmusings

it showed that gays were human beings, who might be in the room with you, that you had been accepting as being equals and treating as people. you didnt suspect them as bieng gay, why should you treat them different after? do they become less human after finding out? i mean, its almost like you just found out they have an oppinion on your bullshit

theamazingsallyhogan

She was “pied” on TV. All across the country, people got to see proof that the LGBT community weren’t going to just sit there and take it. People who thought they had no choice but to stay silent saw a horrible woman get humiliated on live TV.

One of the best moments in television history.

adobe-outdesign

Kipo S3 is just Kipo trying to keep her bastard monkey brother from fucking everything up until his redemption arc is complete and I think that’s great

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notjerrybeans

You guys are missing the point of the song, the devil throws the duel to inflate Johnny's pride and cause him to eventually lose his soul. The devil is playing the long game here and is more than happy to trade a golden fiddle for a soul

onion-souls

Why would he be playing the long game if he was "in a bind" and "way behind" and "looking to make a deal"

la-perfide-albion

that's what he wants you to think. You wouldn't strike a deal with the Devil if you felt he was cunning and powerful, but you would if he convinced you he was weak and desperate.

onion-souls

He's not gonna fuck you, dude