Sarcoline Dreams

[utopians]

the great british bake off mexican food ep should be classified as found footage horror

[utopians]

been thinking about that poor avocado all day literally all day

[utopians]

why did they do this to her

[boysinperil]

[timeprisoncore]

i think if someone was trapped in a timeloop for long enough they would start to fear getting out of it. how long would the initial agony last before it fades into the repetition of your regular life? the comfort of always knowing what would happen next. it's never-ending but always familiar. would the thought of experiencing something new be too much to bear?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dragon-hoard]

wait a minute is this the person who asked if jesus was a tits or ass man

[dragon-hoard]

IT IS

[gemstone-gynoid]

Is this post from before or after the sexual side effects

[andrearrrrr]

automatic Parmesan slicing

[anais-ninja-bitch]

there are some specific-ass machines in this world

[severalowls]

This machine replaced 30 intensely passionate old Italian men...

[avvocarlo]

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

imagine an expanse of graves spanning miles and miles, too many miles for you to traverse

[fnordseer5]

imagine a little mouse sleeping and his bed is a can of sardines and he wears a little hat

[meatgirlfriendmoved]

and what is his pillow and blanket?

[fnordseer5]

just a regular pillow and blanket but like so small sized for meece 🤏

[venerable-thief]

now imagine, if you will; this mouse awakening, stirring, noticing no glass at his bedside table, throwing off his small meece sized blanket, lighting a candle, and trudging dozily to his mouse kitchen for a suck of water

[laureninlilly]

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

[bowlingforwhoop]

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

[laureninlilly]

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister! Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

[laureninlilly]

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

[laureninlilly]

Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes

[hst3000]

Good news!

[thejackalhasarrived]

Who told you learning can’t be fun? ABBOTT ELEMENTARY, 1.08

[archivegeo-deactivated20260222]

oh by the way, in Danish, "fag" means "subject" and "slut" means "end" so on library shelves you will see "fag slut" to note where the break in book topics is

pronounced fay' sloot

[ofalltheginjoints]

i love you ciabatta i love you brioche i love you focaccia i love you challah i love you sourdough i love you rye i love you multigrain i love you bagel i love you pita i love you pretzel bun i love you baguette i love you english muffin i love you naan

[viralthings]

Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places.

[forthehonorofgrey]

Boss you are NOT gonna BELIEVE me when i tell why i’m late to work

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

every so often twitter just rediscovers tumblr

[punny-trash]

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

I swear to god one of the funniest things people do on this site is act like tumblr invented the concept of saying silly quirky things online

[gumgumchomp]

no??? that’s not what theyre saying

[rosyish]

I’ve been saying it for months but if you have even a semi popular post someone has stolen it on another platform. I’ve found my actual poetry on twitter many times. People are thieves

[moosespores]

if we were both toads in hats would you come sit on my log yes or no

[nevaehtyler]

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[andysambrg]

PARASITE (2019) 

Dir. Bong Joon-ho

[theonlinemuse]

#i think about this moment a lot #and how accurate it is #to how rich and poor #talk about hardship #something like a flood #or a global pandemic #doesn’t affect people the same #to lots of rich people #it will be a funny anecdote #how 2020 was weird #to others it was devastating #entire families gone (via jetgirl78)

[killowave]

[lazy-cat-corner]

Western history loves to brag about their geniuses, philosophers, thinkers, and innovators throughout history but as far as I know, nobody talks about geniuses in non western history. Why can’t an Aztec community have their neighborhood Einstein who loved to study engineering and physics and helped build an efficient-running town?

[grim-ghastly]

Reblog is you're uncomfortable with how eurocentric our understanding of history is.

[furbearingbrick]

Numerous Egyptian murals: literally explain that stone blocks and large sculptures were transported using water

“Ancient Aliens” fuckos:

[vapingbaby]

[ottermatopoeia]