OH GOD WHAT IS THIS

I DO NOT EVEN KNOW i like overwatch, cats, video games, cartoons, sci fi, and a lot of other random shit. i am also friendly and don't bite and love getting asks, even silly ones. sometimes i post my crappy art. i try to tag stuff (though sometimes i forget or don't know how to tag it). also sometimes i do hot sauce/spicy thing reviews.

[favoritesticle]

[xkoifishteax]

I didn’t know he was Jewish.

[uncle-cazador]

Mothltav

[the-foley-knoll-horror]

[sasha-nein]

I heard the tiddies are back so I came running

[cheaphalloweencostume]

hot sauce is an essential food group and that’s why some of you are super weird. you got hot sauce vitamin deficiencies

[chicinlicin]

all audie does is lift and drink alone in the woods

[sasha-nein]

Help Michael Escape his Abusive Family organized by Michael Angelo Go

TW: Yelling, Domestic Violence, Verbal Abuse, Narcissism. https://vimeo.com/4… Michael Angelo Go needs your support for Help Michael Escape his Abusive Family

I don’t normally post stuff like this but my friend needs some help. Even if you can’t donate (I know things are rough right now), please share it around so he has a chance.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hymnsofheresy]

holy shit !

[hymnsofheresy]

there’s this bitch on soundcloud whose stage name is hildegard von blingin’ and makes medieval covers of modern pop music.

[rannulfr]

Me: Oh this might be funny…

*turns on Bad Romance cover*

Me 0.2 seconds later:

[autisticexpression]

I discovered him on YouTube the other day. Truly amazing.

[drtanner]

Well this singlehandedly makes my entire week.

[dat-soldier]

Finally this guy has a chance

[sasha-nein]

Man at least the appeal was quick... That was so weird.

[sasha-nein]

Why the actual fuck have I been marked explicit

[stonetheskooks]

With all the events going on recently I think it’s time to post this image againbc i’m tired of this shit 

[ziggy-starstop]

Thanks, I really needed this today!

[dykecosette]

people who are hyperempathetic might not be participating in spreading protest news

people who are triggered by talk of police violence might not be participating in spreading protest news

people who follow the news on their own and use tumblr to unwind and stay sane might not be participating in spreading protest news

[sedlex]

[satorugojjo]

After 3 months of glitchy websites and deliberation, the Percy Jackson Greek Godly Parent Quiz is finally complete. 33 questions long, and inspired by Pottermore and Golden Compass quizzes, take the quiz to find out which is your Greek godly parent/patron. The results include the 12 Olympians and Hades, and shouldn’t take you more than 10 minutes.

I can edit the quiz anytime I like, so please spread the word and I am open to any feedback and comments at any time. You can leave them in the tags or send a message to me directly! 

Quiz Link : You can take the quiz here, and you can find the link on my sidebar as well.

Alternate Link: If the above doesn’t work, I’ve embedded the quiz onto my blog over here.

Update - All Quiz Results (only on computer sorry): I’ve created a slideshow with all the results, so if you don’t identify with one, you can read them all and see which one suits you! Because this is a page on my blog, it might not show up on mobile, sorry!

[satorugojjo]

GUYS THIS IS NOT A DRILL I HAVE MANAGED TO GET MY QUIZ BACK FOR FREE UNTIL 3RD JUNE (I will make a copy of it offline for building somewhere else) BUT GO TAKE IT NOWWWWW NOW NOW NWO

(it got taken down 3 years ago cuz the website became paid after it was taken 750k times 😭)

[pikaglove]

Your godly parent is Aphrodite, goddess of love, beauty, desire, pleasure and sexuality.

As her child, you share in her significant talent of reading emotions perfectly. Your insight into the human soul usually proves to be right, and can help you appeal to people individually based on what you can read off them. You can be very convincing and charming, and traditionally you use flirtation and flattery as a technique to get what you want. While generally benevolent and gentle to many around them, children of Aphrodite sometimes let the power of their voice get to their heads, causing them to behave in a vain and temperamental manner, usually caused by jealousy or a lack of control over events. Because of the emotional insight possessed by these people, it can be terrifying to be at the receiving end of powerful and targeted commands. However, children of Aphrodite tend to stay away from strong conflict and prefer to work passively in the background. For those who are more vain, you probably need to appreciate Aphrodite’s true meaning in understanding that beauty is really in the eye of the beholder.

Qualities

Love, charm, temperament, benevolence, vanity, open-mindedness, passion, perception

[nunyabizni]

Result: Hermes

Your godly parent is Hermes, Messenger of the Gods, god of travellers, thieves, merchants and roads.

Hermes is one of the only gods on the Olympian council who doesn’t have many particular character quirks, making him the most reasonable and relatable god to talk to. Much like this, his children exhibit similar characteristics; easy going, down to earth, and on good terms with almost everybody. In fact, children of Hermes understand the human endeavor so well that they can blend in wherever they go. You are very well-connected and have a large group of friends, ones you stay in touch with all the time through various means of communication. You tend to bend the rules a lot, but even so, you never shirk from your responsibilities, giving you the impression of being in more places than one due to your diligence. This motivation is mainly aided by quick wit and cleverness, more commonly referred to as “street-smarts”. While demigod children of Athena or Hephaestus are problem-solvers, those of Apollo or Aphrodite are charmers, or those of Zeus and Artemis are proud leaders, demigod children of Hermes have a stable combination of all these skills making them very unique. Sometimes you might be under the impression that you are not special, and can lead you to lash out in jealousy and insecurity, but you tend to calm down once you realize that your uniqueness is solely based on the fact that you contain many skills, a factor that leads you to be underestimated time and time again. But, you are clever enough to have figured out how to use this to your advantage by now.

Qualities

Rationality, easy-going, cleverness, cunning, playful, diligence, extroversion, down-to-earth, insecurity

[the-salty-scythe-meister]

I got Zeus

….I might have to retake this test

[emeraldmercury]

I got Athena. Pretty satisfied with what I have.

[takashi0]

Result: Hephaestus

Your godly parent is Hephaestus, Blacksmith of the Gods, Lord of the fire, forge and volcanoes.

You are brilliant and ingenuous and are known for building your way out of trouble. Children of Hephaestus love science and technology a lot, and end up with hobbies and careers to evidence this. Not unlike Athena, children of Hephaestus can sometimes be so consumed with their ideas and projects that they can neglect their personal responsibilities. Most of the time however, this detachment from society provides concentration and focus to finish their projects faster, whence they would require a break and get back into the world. You might have a reputation from not building many social attachments, but instead sticking to a few people that understand your quirks. Despite your gruff and calculated exterior, you genuinely get along with many people and you would help people out in a heartbeat. You never forget those who have been kind to you, but you are also not quick to give up on grudges much like children of Hades. You are also underestimated by many of your peers, and only gain their respect after having to prove yourself. When disturbed or disrespected, you can use your skills to hurt people but this is very rare.

Qualities

Creativity, ingenuity, inventiveness, resilience, introversion, insecurity, concentration, kindness

[sasha-nein]

Result: Poseidon

Your godly parent is Poseidon, Stormbringer, Earthshaker and Lord of the Oceans.

Children of Poseidon display similar qualities to those of Zeus, including pride and stubbornness but are more in control of their emotions, making them reasonable in nature. You place high value on those you care about and will go to extremes to help them out. Your greatest strength and weakness is your devotion to those closest to you. Children of Poseidon are generally calm and easy to get along with, which lulls people into a sense of comfort with them. However, being influenced by the never-still ocean, unpredictability should be your middle name, and when provoked, you can unleash rage that you might not even be able to control. Children of Poseidon, unlike those of Zeus, are driven not by law and duty, but by emotional attachments instead, not pausing to judge the consequences of their actions until it's too late. Some demigods might be influenced by the thrilling nature of the power they possess and can lose their heads in it, usually requiring a calming external force to snap them out of it. Without a control factor, children of Poseidon may begin to crave destruction rather than stay balanced.

Qualities

Pride, loyalty, devotion, reason, leadership, humor, unpredictability, rage

[tamamita]

for my followers

my love for you is like a truck

[emiliascorner]

Explain

[tamamita]

no

[fullbottles]

hudson knew what was up from DAY ONE

[hituzirobo-blog]

手

[nightlifemingus]

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

[mrbenwyatt]