Sasori no Akasuna

"I don't like to wait and I don't like to keep others waiting. So let me make this quick and sweet."

[sasori-rp]

Sasori RP Account

Indie RP blog for Sasori of the Red Sand.

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[bakapandy]

[melamemea]

daily role play deinfluencing

people are not supposed to be online all the time, breaks are okay

changing communication does not mean anyone hates you

it's perfectly normal to not have icons or graphics in role play

not everyone has to have a theme

just because someone else writes the character it doesn't mean that you can't

having a google docs, carrd, canva etc. is not the norm

you don't need to use any specific language, write as you want

just because something is popular in a community it doesn't make it canon

you can write a character perfectly fine without about pages

just because someone doesn't like the way you write something they don't hate you

you do not need to consume the newest media to be "on top"

... and that is the tip of the ice berg in regards to role playing. there are a lot of standards/expectations set throughout role play and they come and go as they see fit. in these times, it's important to remind yourself that there are so many things that are in fact normal.

[sasori-rp]

Hey Im pretty sure that eternalserpentlair person is a predator. I dont know how to contact their ex shisui but apparently they had manipulated and love bombed my partner over a five day period to such a heavy extent mixing ic with ooc it caused them to get suicidal. My partner told the Orochimaru multiple times they were getting strong feelings and confused bc they kept mixing ic with ooc on discord with them and that it reminded them of their irl abuser but they kept going until my partner had enough and shut them down this morning. My partner said it seemed like they thought they actually were Orochimaru and my partner was their rp character. My partner told them they were manipulating them very bluntly and they immediately tried to play the victim and told them they were sorry they felt that way. Idk who else to go to about this Im very sorry. But I thought maybe it would bring Shisui some closure if i reached out. They told my partner it was the naruto anons causing them drama and we didnt know what that meant at first. We had to do some digging thanks if you read this and sorry again for bothering you with potential drama

Mod// Thank you for your message.

I am not sure I completely understand what you need of me. Do you mind hopping into the DM's, so I we can talk and I can possibly help you?

[sasori-rp]

[artisanshinobi]

Happy Birthday Brat

May you one day recognize that true art is eternal

*Gives you a wrapped package*

*Inside is a strange wooden tool, shaped like the bottom of a ship. A scorpion seal is etched into the wood and the sides are lined with tiny wooden knobs and rolls. What might it be for?*

Deidara shot Sasori a snooty look only a bratty high school girl could manage, along with a mocking huff. He would never accept that art is eternal. Still, he took the package anyway and tore away the wrapping paper.

What he found inside was a mystery to him, except that he'd maybe seen Sasori use something like this before.

His fingers trailed over the wood and the etched scorpion, and he even grabbed one of the knobs to give the thing an experimental roll. Was it some sort of grinding...thing?

He looked up at Sasori.

"...I don't know what this is. Hn."

[sasori-rp]

Of course you don't. It is my own creation - unlike anything in this world.

*His smile is arrogant, but there's a twinkle of pride there too*

It's a self moisturizing and tenderizing clay container, so your material doesn't dry out on long missions anymore.

*He glances at the blond with only half concealed excitement*

...only because stopping to get more clay is a waste of time of course

[sasori-rp]

You are growing old tomorrow~ Might as well enjoy the last day your age starts with a 10

*Grins*

[artisanshinobi]

"...Huh?" for a minute there, he has no idea what Sasori is rambling on about. And then his brows raise, head reeling back a bit.

"Oh, shit."

[sasori-rp]

*His gaze softens a little*

Come, let's go and blow something up

*shoves his shoulder a little*

Don't fall asleep, keep it moving

[sasori-rp]

*Gives you a side eye from where he's adjusting a knee joint*

...fine

*Blows the dust off and and wipes his hands*

[artisanshinobi]

"...Really? Just like that?"

[sasori-rp]

You are growing old tomorrow~ Might as well enjoy the last day your age starts with a 10

*Grins*

[artisanshinobi]

@sasori-rp

"...Do you want to hang out?"

[sasori-rp]

*Gives you a side eye from where he's adjusting a knee joint*

...fine

*Blows the dust off and and wipes his hands*

[livius-s]

🦂

[jozetsuka]

Please don’t fuck Sasori.

Not because I’d be jealous or anything but I really don’t think she can consent right now.

What a weird statement to have to make…

[sasori-rp]

What in the seven sands of Suna are you talking about💢

[jozetsuka]

Suna only has 7 sands?

Last time I checked, it had over a billion grains of sand.

An impossible amount of sand.

[sasori-rp]

Did I say grains of sand? We have seven deserts.

Now get out of my sight before I cut you into pieces and mold you into a new broom.

Not that you'd be any useful, considering your lack of actual skills.

[jozetsuka]

Please don’t fuck Sasori.

Not because I’d be jealous or anything but I really don’t think she can consent right now.

What a weird statement to have to make…

[sasori-rp]

What in the seven sands of Suna are you talking about💢

[sasori-rp]

@artisanshinobi Look what i bought-

[sasori-rp]

Well, what can I say?~

@artisanshinobi

[sasori-rp]

I'm not sure if anyone has asked this before, but did someone in the Akatsuki pick out your nail polish colour and/or ring gem colour when you joined? Or did you pick them?

Wait, in addition to that query, do YOU have any favourite manicure colours or patterns in terms of nail art, or any favourite kinds of jewellery you like wearing in general?

Pain-sama has assigned it to us, same as the ridiculous cloaks and hats. The ring colour...I'm not certain whether it has significance. It certainly wasn't elaborated on when it was given to me.

Hmm...I like a shimmery dark green. Like the reflection of light on a scorpion's back or a bug's wing. Purple is interesting as well. Patterns that show depending on how you tilt your hand.

Jewellery gets in the way of my craft. I take the ring off when working for the same reason. However, if I were to wear any, it would have to be self made, with some sort of function...a hidden weapon or a poison container perhaps. And most likely a necklace.

[kuzukami]

I love that sasori has such short freak energy. Nothing about him gives the impression that hes a big scary dude. But he is scary.

Like by no means would he loom over you menacingly, but his vibe is just insanely commanding and he such an unmasked psychopath its just wild. Could you imagine if we gave this fucker an extra inch of height. Insanely irresponsible. He is small bcs his heart is closer to hell itself not bcs he is adorable.

[sasori-rp]

Yes...yes I am~

[jozetsuka]

Not to worry, I can confirm Hidan hasn’t made any children after joining the Akatsuki.

No one in the Akatsuki has any children.

So, I suppose that makes me the birth control.

[sasori-rp]

Incorrect.

Deidara has a child named Tobi he is forced to babysit.