professional Spiner stan

and irish unification enthusiast

[tanyayoung-322]

[localfandom]

THEY TURNED DATA TEXAN NOOOOOOOOOO

[datamybeloveddd]

i have opinions about data's poetry

this is the last two stanzas of the poem by data that comes BEFORE Ode to Spot:

"Then we sat on the sand for some time and observed How the oceans that cover the world were perturbed By the tides from the orbiting moon overhead "How relaxing the sound of the waves is," you said. I began to expound upon tidal effects When you asked me to stop, looking somewhat perplexed So I did not explain why the sunset turns red And we watched the occurrence in silence instead."

and man. data. who is this about. who did you write this about babygirl???? who interrupted your infodumping??? who were you watching the sunset over the ocean with??? WHO????

[sassbot9000]

For anyone who was reading my fic and cares I'm sorry I'm not going to finish it but I know how it would end and it's awful and I'll tell you if you really want to know

[sassbot9000]

Okay so

@tanyayoung-322

Lore drags Nora into an abusive quasi-D/s relationship but she still doesn't get laid. They find Hugh and Lore starts his cybernetics experiments but is, as is shown in canon, not good at it. He convinces Nora to be his guinea pig by telling her that he can give her the ability to understand all languages- but she ends up deaf and blind.

Eventually, while Nora is essentially trapped alone in her room, Lore finds Data and the events of Descent begin to unfold. Data finds Nora alone in her room and she doesn't realize it's him until he starts signing into her palm a la Miracle Worker. Data is conflicted about Lore's actions.

Climax. Data destroys Lore's Borg gang. Nora attacks Data when he deactivates Lore. Data is forced to kill Nora.

Data goes back to Starfleet. Killed Nora and Lore. And he just gets to live with that- what's more, he has to live with the guilt of not feeling guilty for it.

Bad ending. No one gets laid. No one is happy. This is the only way it can end. Sorry not sorry. I love my angry little story so much I can't even bring myself to write it.

[sassbot9000]

For anyone who was reading my fic and cares I'm sorry I'm not going to finish it but I know how it would end and it's awful and I'll tell you if you really want to know

[cowboykirk]

If I hear a single person call Data a robot slur it’s ON SIGHT 💥 💥 💥

[datasoong47]

[jurisffiction]

hope is all we have

[statrek5-0]

[tanyayoung-322]

[tanyayoung-322]

[brightlotusmoon]

[sassbot9000]

[starshipenterbis-moved-deactiva]

computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.

[plomeekparty]

Cast Photos with An Energy (pt. 6)

[overseer-picard]

Me: “No you see, a ‘Datasode’ is an episode that’s simply focused on Data. A ‘Brentisode’ is where Brent Spiner plays multiple roles and has 80% or more of the dialogue. Incidentally, ‘Brentisodes’ are often focused on Data so it’s understandable there’s some confusion.”

My date, overwhelmed with lust: “wow yeah that’s an important distinction to make.”

[tanyayoung-322]

[not-so-dreary-november]