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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
YOU ARE THE REASON
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accessorize~ <3 more Phil and prettyvengers lol
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From Kasia Babis.
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— All this because Loki desires a throne. — It is my birthright!
I found this really creepy beetroot jar in the charity shop I work in and it freaks me the hell out!
ingredience
this allows me to draw two vegetables from my deck and add them to my salad
- Jake, I cannot believe you’re gonna lose Nana’s apartment. We grew up together. We used to hang out there every day after school.
#this is how you actually SHOW the fact they grew up together #and it feels aUTHENTIC
Cute Girl of the Day is Nicole Byer!
date someone who loves your belly
One of the oldest diving suits in existence - called Wanha Herra from early 18th century, Finland
bananas in pajamas gritty chernobyl reboot
Imagine being a fish and seeing this shit
holy trinity
Ace/Aro discourse makes me so uncomfortable because like, it’s just the same bullshit that got thrown at me as a bi woman but with a different paint job.
“How can you be sure you’re bi ace/aro if you haven’t experimented?”
“We support bi ace/aro people, buuut only if they’re a very specific type of bi ace/aro.”
“Sure, bi ace/aro people are valid, they just don’t belong in the LGBT+ community”
“But the issue is bi ace/aro people are taking up resources from real LGBT+ people!”
“It’s just a phase!”
“Look, bi ace/aro people aren’t really marginalized. Any issues they face are just misdirected homo/transphobia.”
“Bi Trans Ace/Aro people are just our oppressors trying to invade our spaces!”
You aren’t that slick, fuck off into the slime pit that is biphobes, terfs, and other assholes.
Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters
they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
“He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
“It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
“If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”
And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”
the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.
I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.
I FUCKING LOVE DOUGLAS ADAMS, HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING
I can’t believe you guys are forgetting:
“He was experiencing the aural equivalent of looking at a picture of two black silhouetted faces and suddenly seeing it as a picture of a white candlestick.”
My personal favorite Douglas Adams quote is not from a book at all, but about writing itself.
“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
#relatable
“Drinking a pan galactic gargleblaster was like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.”
But how bad you have to mess up to upset 13
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The Last Jedi marketing team: Finn and Poe? Well, you never know what could happen ;) Watch ;) and;) find;)out;)sweaty;)
Me, a queer who’s been dead inside for years:
I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate
#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate
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