The Legend of Blogging: Slink's Oddities

Nothing special really. Original posts are mostly my ramblings, with the occasional sprinkling of art and writing. Warning: I post nsfw, but it'll be tagged for Tumblr Savior/XKit. Icon by Onisuu

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[mountaincripple]

being degendered as a visibly physically disabled person is a real issue.

and it’s so hard to talk about because people presume it’s bc you’re uncomfortable with ever being referred to as they/them. when like, that’s just one small part of it.

i’m not seen as a real whole woman by the general public, despite lacking identities that might make you believe that. people don’t think i can have sex, or that i know what sexuality or gender i identify as. it’s assumed that i can’t or don’t drink, or do drugs or stay out late at parties. it’s a known fact that i can’t be sexy, or desired or loved in any way apart from a caregiving relationship.

degendering isn’t just using neutral pronouns on someone who has asked you not to, it’s ascribing a childlike innocence and need for protection to a grown ass woman (obviously this gets so much worse if one is intellectually disabled as well).

and this is REAL!!! people say these things to me out loud and in public!! i get annoyed sometimes when i post something about ableism and people ask “who would say something like that?”.

idk what to tell you, the public can be really shitty to you when they think they can get away with it. this happens to me consistently. just because you don’t encounter that kind of ableism doesn’t mean it’s not rampant.

[classicfern]

Brought to you by the same person who ordered the original 'congrats on the autism' cake (im marrying them, the biggest flex of my life), I now bring you the post-top surgery cake they ordered me

this is the official top surgery manifestation post. Like to charge, reblog to cast (or do neither and you will still get whichever gender affirming surgeries your heart desires, I am manifesting it for you free of charge 🏳️‍⚧️🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵✨️)

[gec-2-uu]

you will be able to afford your bottom surgery soon and your recovery will be smooth

like to charge, reblog to cast

[androgynealienfemme]

He was a registered nurse who worked for the VA. They executed him in the streets for trying to defend a woman they were pushing to the ground. They took his licensed gun before shooting him over 11 times and then claimed he approached them brandishing his gun when video evidence shows he was only recording them when they approached him.

They executed this man in the street.

[acollectionofas]

Extremely excellent, very very very autistic quote from Brennan Lee Mulligan:

"Curiosity is love for the world, and when you love something, you want to get to know it more. So when you share facts about crows or pterodactyls or whatever, what you are expressing is gratitude for the ability to exist in and come to understand the beauty of the world around you."

"When you tell someone that you don't like all the crow facts, you're...

"You're actually saying that you hate me. I am my crow facts."

[cadmiumflavoredsoju]

So if for some goddamn reason you still have tiktok? Maybe delete it

This shit is dystopian as fuck

Delete it as soon as you can do not fucking use the app at all

[crow-caller]

Yeah, so, "TikTok is officially under the control of a cadre of pro-Trump billionaires including Larry Ellison."

[shaftking]

Crazy how a supposed children’s educator got away with using her platform to promote literal Hamas propaganda. She literally admitted that the PCRF (who have had known connections to Hamas for over a decade) contacted her to use her platform and she said this openly in a fucking PBS interview and there was no pushback or consequences whatsoever. She literally used “think of the children” messaging to dodge even the most softball question about the potential criticism for pushing propaganda. And she did this because they use the same method they use on people all the time: targeting empathy to get people to shut down their actual reasoning.

[cherchezlafatfemme]

Have y'all heard about the dog groomer that dyed a dog green without the owners consent?

The post started circulating in my pet industry groups and now it's hit the news, shit is bananas

[toxic-tropes]

A mother finding her daughter's Twitter after she harassed her classmate nearly into suicide over a 3-year age gap ship [twitter]

PLEASE READ THIS

I got a phone call from my daughter's school and my life has turned u…

Important thing to note: Apparently some people online claimed this thread was fake, due to the fact it was made on a burner account and later deleted. This argument is invalid because obviously privacy is crucial to such a sensitive case, and removal was required once a police report was filed.

Additionally divided into long screenshots, separated by chronological order instead of top-bottom; may only be blurry in post until viewed directly:

[everystarstorm]

You know how kids are supposed to be exposed to some level of dirt and grime as they grow up so their immune systems can learn what's a deadly disease and what just causes some slight irritation? And if a kid grows up in a too clean environment they're likely to develop severe allergies or a hyper immune disorder?

I think the over sanitation of the internet is doing similar things to people's psyche.

No that ship with an age gap isn't the same as pedophilia, you're just having the moral equivalent to hay-fever.

[rontology]

I love asking friends, without context, "what are you really into this week?" I'll go first. this week I'm really into mouthwash and sudoku. Last week I was into peaches.

[rontology]

we used to be a society on here!! reblog, don't like! I want to hear what you're into!!! I'm literally looking into the nyt game Pips!!!

[rontology]

compiling my favourite responses

[laidlays]

https://www.pixiv.net/user/3489777/series/42514

https://mangadex.org/title/30630/girl-that-can-see-it

[laidlays]

HOW DARE YOU SUCKER PUNCH ME WITH THIS IMAGE RIGHT AFTERWARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[thewitchmakers]

the legend of the Bakeneko is important to fully understand this!! The legend says that if a cat lives a very very long life, its tail will slowly split into two, and it will reach the status of a minor god!! … the downside is that its spirit will inevitably outlive its owners, whose spirits will move on to the afterlife, and without anyone to leave food offerings for it, it will become an angry and vengeful beast that haunts its home. This man has two bakeneko following him. two cats that were well cared for and lived long lives, who now watch over him.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[floratropics]

i'm super curious to see what the responses to this are

do you shave your legs...

daily

once or twice a week

once or twice a month

every few months

once or twice a year

never

Voting ended onJan 16

feel free to put why you do/don't shave your legs, or any other nuances in the tags! reblogs for reach are appreciated :)

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[papercranesandpride]

So you know how every once in a while someone gets a bunch of notes for pointing out that it's theoretically possible for a trans masc to get two penises, one from phalloplasty and one from metoidioplasty?

So I had a consult with Dr. Rajveer Purovit at Mount Sinai in NYC, and while I am not remotely trying to get that, it just happened to come up in conversation that yes, he does in fact have patients who have done exactly that. His preferred way of doing things is to do metoidioplasty first, then construct a phallus from abdominal tissue and place it on the groin above the meta phallus, and then have a third stage of surgery where they are combined and urethral lengthening happens. And the PA was just straight up like "yeah, some people do just stop after phase 2 because they like having the appearance and visual of the larger phallo phallus, but the higher sexual stimulation and better ability to pee with the meta phallus."

So. Yeah it turns out. That is not just a tumblr hypothetical. There are trans people walking around right now in the real world with two penises, and this is a normal surgical outcome from a surgeon who is renowned enough to have his own Wikipedia page.

Like, I definitely would not want that outcome personally, but holy shit that's awesome.

[eightyonekilograms]

[cosmonautroger]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (sound on)