you're too young to be feeling so old

mickie ⚘ þei/she/any ⚘ twenny eight i’d die for my country pwhl san jose

[mulberrybite]

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this is not a place of honor, this is not a place of peace. this is mostly a hockey blong run by a girl raised on a diet of grocery store sushi, orangina, and late 90s harper's bazaar.¹

(if you're here from someone only you could want: chapter two should be up the week of july twentieth, probably that friday or saturday. also hiii hello thank you for visiting i hope you like whatever the hell is wrong with them <3)

· · ─ ·✶ contradictory and semi-impermanent obligatory hockey tier list below the cut ✶· ─ · ·

most nhl teams will never move or change on this list. pwhl teams more subject to change as the league grows and i develop new psychological beef with various teams and geographic locations.

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[king-the-pathetic]

Bundled up in his heated blanket

[frretjibber]

Every time I see this creature he looks like if the wind blows on him a bit too strong he'll puff into a million seeds like a dandelion and scatter in the breeze

[calcazars]

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

[gatakka]

Mark Rothko - Black no. 8, 1964.

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

[plexyyyyy]

Sometimes I think I'm done learning about all the white boys and I can't possibly learn about another new one so this is definitely the max I will ever expect myself to acknowledge and then like clockwork some kid crawls out of the woodwork like "Hi I'm Crasher Orkney and I love to golf. Witness me."

Next thing I know I'm squinting at a blurry offseason group shot of twelve identical dudes in backwards hats that has inexplicably come across my socials and I'm just like oh sweet Crasher caught a big fish

[melonkai]

wang haoxi for ELLEMEN

[lakevida]

[omegaversereloaded]

i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

[omegaversereloaded]

guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player

[fluorescentnova]

[butchdeanjohn]

positive image: a portrait of gay america (1985) by stephen stewart

[intovertebral]

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[ch4051nth3k1tch3n]

my birthday isn’t on there #erasure

[divorcedwife]

all birthdays are there, don't give up! troubleshooting :

when looking for your birthday, make sure to read the small grey italicized number, not the big orange numbers ; january 14, for example, is on the 25th day of the month of nivôse.

there are three months for each season ; if you're on mobile, you may need to scroll sideways to see the third one.

some birthdays in september are in a special section. that is because the first day of the year is september 22nd, and the last few days of the year before that are special holidays. see :

also, i know i joked about some days being less cool than others, but that's also the point of the calendar : replacing worship of saints with appreciation of the tools and plants that allow us to live. don't feel bad for having topsoil as your day, where would be without topsoil?

[mulberrybite]

fresh pot of cà phê sữa đá in the friiiidge :))

[borderlinereminders]

Every single person in this world has at some point made a mistake, likely embarrassed themselves, and likely done something they wish they could change.

Try not to dwell on these things. You can learn and grow from them. You can fix them when you can. You can take accountability where it's needed. But try not to get stuck in these things.

We're all human, and part of that means we're all imperfect.

[twow]

destiel // supercut - lorde

[animalwoonz]