a weird white lady i met by happenstance

41 | she/her | ace

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[helloilovefanfiction]

reunion on erid

[rusticfurnace]

HUCKLEROBBY MINICOMIC!! (testing out if i still got it)

[cryptim]

[smis-happens]

New meme:

type in “I’m” in the tags and use the first tag that appears

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[emziess]

Whitaker has a girlfriend? The Pitt, S02E07

[perfectimprecision]

he does not

[castiean]

[jasper-dixon]

[riickgrimes]

Hey, Carm. Hey. Carmen. Carm. You trust me?

[weakassknees]

Pretty sure their kink is improv comedy

[sassyll2l]

what if you were an overachieving woman living a pretty normal domestic life, and you suddenly find out that the love of your life is a secret badass spy who would kill for you without hesitation, but the love-of-your-life secret badass spy who would kill for you without hesitation is Hannah Waddingham in the sexiest evening gown in the entire world?

that's Ride or Die on Amazon Prime.

[mythtakens]

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv

[aetherixs]

i have never seen a single 'pirates of the caribbean' film so my friend insisted that i watch the first one with her and i'm obsessed.

the villain’s origin story is that he can’t eat apples anymore. every fight scene plays like a slapstick comedy. two key combat sequences end with our sexy leading men getting boinked on the head. the climax is initiated by one ship firing forks at another ship. everyone is unreasonably hot. plot armor made only of the word “parlay”. the Redcoats are more useless than you could possibly imagine. Elizabeth almost drowns, gets held hostage, and then her entire village is destroyed but the worst part of her day is that a man proposed to her. a crew of skeleton pirates do drag to trojan horse their way into the final battle. truly insane stuff can't wait for more.

[sassyll2l]

ohhhh David you are so lucky you're dead, she was about to burn your entire life to the ground

[sassyll2l]

James Ortiz probably didn't have "x-rated fanart of guy with my face" on his bingo card for his entire life, but certainly not after doing PHM. Wonder how he's holding up.