Sassy Nobody

“Let's say it's not my first rodeo.” *proceed to mount on a Shetland and slowly slip on the left with the saddle until my chef hat touch the ground*

[sassynobody]

[jesterjoint]

i need to stop

[sassynobody]

Some of you didn't grow up eating the half baked failed crepes in a separate plate and it shows

[letoscrawls]

comments under any httyd movie content be like "HEY disney take notes, this is how you do a live action!!!" how about no one does any live action ever again

[letoscrawls]

"but the original director made it" "but it's a frame by frame replica of the original" stop making a fool of yourself

[xfhsfh]

☝️☝️☝️

This!!

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

"It's a frame by frame replica of the original" ok so watch the original then. why did you need them to remake it. was there something wrong with the originals art? no? it looked good? it was a masterpiece? then why the fuck did you want a live action remake.

[anths-girl]

THIIIIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!!!!!! ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[messygoku]

and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"

what then

[queen-of-hearts92]

Important addition:

[bundibird]

Reminder that "separating the art from the artist" is a sentiment that only works when the artist is dead and no longer profiting off the work in question.

JKR is still very much alive and very much openly devoted to spending as much of her money on efforts that increase transphobia. You cannot separate this artist from this art, because she is heartily using funds from that art to fund hate groups.

Do not watch it. Do not pirate it. Do not talk about it. Have nothing to do with it whatsoever.

[sassynobody]

I have been trying to name my new blog

Which already, Pain in the ass

So I go for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa like anyone would y’know, but guess what it’s taken, so I go for 31 a's instead because that's the next logical step but it's taken obviously

So I proceed to repeat the step 30 times but it's taken and my blood is boiling and my brain is screaming the missing A's and I CAN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING TO THE HOST IF YOU'RE LATE TO THE PARTY BUT GOD THE GUEST LIST SUCKS ANYWAY

[smoky-moka]

[sassynobody]

[sassynobody]

[aroaceleovaldez]

one of my favorite subtle implications in the series is that it seems the Titan Army was fully banking on Percy being the host of Kronos. Why else would they make their main base a cruise ship if their primary enemy is a son of Poseidon? Named after Andromeda, the wife of Perseus? Why would they work on Oceanus specifically being free so much? Side notably with other children of Poseidon? Why plant Zeus and Hades' items of power on Percy when Luke already had them? Why only Zeus and Hades' items, not Poseidon's? Well because they really need Percy as Kronos' host, that's why. (and Poseidon siding with them because of that would be a bonus as well)

I like to imagine Luke's cabin on the Princess Andromeda is fully decked out with like "WELCOME PERCY" and sea-themed sheets and everything and he hates it so much cause it's a constant reminder he failed and he was Kronos' second choice. Also then he gets his super special pegasus not even exactly stolen by Percy, but the pegasus willingly defects to be Percy's personal steed instead, which must just be insult to injury. Luke has immense one-sided beef with Percy and Percy has no idea.

[halothenthehorns]

bonus paints, annabeth started liking percy more than him too

[arch-trickster]

Every queer friend group has:

gilf witch

trickster deity

dead scottish alcoholic

world's most suicidal law student

nonbinary jesus

car guy

irrevocably and catastrophically in love with car guy

kevin

[the-haiku-bot]

irrevocably

and catastrophically

in love with car guy

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sassynobody]

Doodle Doodle Doodle

He's a bastard a and a thief

[sassynobody]

She into girls, she onto ghosts, she lacking a gun

[sassynobody]

You're certainly wondering about the lack of interesting material on the right

I, on the other hand, ask why you're not looking ate the doodle man it's not that hard come on

[sassynobody]

WIP on a dear friend’s OC ! His name’s Eilif and he’s a black hole

[dilitirio0]

Recent sketch

[piratewithvigor]

How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

[klairenet]

i, have seen, 6 movies.

[cattatoir]

I’ve seen 74 and I cannot emphasize enough you do not need to watch The Searchers. Do not watch the Searchers.

[bookishcatcafe]

124 of 187

Feel free to do this too @stolitzsings @samualjennings @the-other-soup

Oh my god I’ve seen so many movies 😂

[samualjennings]

Dang, alright.

Tagging: @flaringgoosebumps @lifea16 @angelshizuka @rhiandoesfandom @halothenthehorns @kimanda + anyone else who wants to join!

[halothenthehorns]

@marivictal @sassynobody @bestbeeking @aspenii @merryberry56

+ anyone and everyone!

[sassynobody]

The fact I've seen only 19 of these either really tells a lot about about the society we live in which privatise a huge part of media on streaming platforms and gives you little time to do anything besides job that doesn't pay enough to even afford it or about me as a person

Anyway

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