Ultimatum for Sanity

If life is simple why people have problems? Because life is, in a word, bitch.

[cassandracalin]

[sasuko90]

This is how my training in spring always starts.. :’‘D

[mieczyslawstilniski]

this is the best buzzfeed article i’ve ever read i literally teared up i just!!!

[buzzfeed]

HE DESERVES A RAISE

[sasuko90]

Haha, is it really okay to hold your colleague like that? :’D

[powerfulpills-blog]

Darkside Astrology: Scorpio

“On the Darkside, this makes you an obsessive, possessive manipulator with an unquenchable lust for power and a penchant for degradation.”

Punctuality: “Scorpios are never late. It’s tactically unsound. You like to get there a bit early so you can observe your victim arrive; then you calculate an angle of approach that ensures the sun shines directly into their eyes.”

Temper Gauge: “0 to boiling point in 10 seconds, or several days, just to unnerve the guilty. You don’t shout. What would be cool about that? You stare intimidatingly and speak with ominous quiet to summon your henchmen.”

Dream Jobs: Secret Agent, City Analyst.

When Scorpions Go Wrong (criminally): Mob Boss, Assassin.

[sasuko90]

“Never late”? Pfft. Scorpio doesn’t necessary have to be on time, others will wait for scorpio.. without even mentioning about being late when scorpio arrives. :’D

[iraffiruse]

[superwholockedinseattle-deactiv]

I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT

[hermionescisgenderpenis]

THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG

[octobaba]

Horoskoopit random Muumipeikko ja Pyrstötähti reploina

Oinas: Tytöt eivät kiinnosta minua. Härkä: Meri! Meri on tullut takaisin! Kaksoset: Niin, ei enää pitkiä sunnuntaikylpyjä Rapu: Ei siivoaminen mitään auta. Leijona: Minä haluan teetä ja voileipiä enkä mitään typeriä kukkia Neitsyt: En tiennyt että kakku oli siinä. Vaaka: Se ei ole minun alaani, olen tähtitieteilijä, en kansatieteilijä Skorpioni: Se on psykosomaattista. Jousimies: Minua yököttää Kauris: Hän jarruttaakin nenällään! Vesimies: Heitin granaatin Kalat: Onko teillä kahvia?

[tuonenkalla]

Blood moon

Most of the Finland seemed to be shrouded by clouds and couldn’t see it, but I was on the lucky side of the country, where there were no clouds to ruin the awesome moment of lunar eclipse, blood moon.

I’ve been very lucky this year. In the spring I saw solar eclipse, and now lunar. I feel blessed, oh so blessed. This huge, vast world around us is divine, I tell you.

[sasuko90]

I wish I saw blood moon too, but unfortunately, sky was pitch black from clouds.. *sigh*

[sasuko90]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57TQiERKdks)

Trapping Luru and Mökö. :D

[rhade-zapan]

Illustrated Book of Japanese Monsters by Gojin Ishihara

Kappa (river imp)

Jorōgumo (lit. “whore spider”)

Kubire-oni (strangler demon)

Rokurokubi (long-necked woman)

Onmoraki (bird demon)

Nekomata (cat monster)

Tengu (bird-like demon)

Tenjō-sagari (ceiling dweller)

Enma Dai-Ō (King of Hell)

Kyūbi no kitsune (nine-tailed fox)

Baku (dream-eating chimera)

Yūrei (ghost)

Yamasei (mountain sprite)

Rashōmon no oni (ogre of Rashōmon Gate)

Waira (mountain-dwelling chimera)

Nure-onna (snake woman)

[visualjunkee]

Dr Bhagavan Antle of The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species (T.I.G.E.R.S), photographs 4 varieties of Bengal tigers

[semperubisubboobie-deactivated2]

There really aren’t enough people in the world who care about protecting beautiful creatures like these.

[heartpiratesanji-blog]

sanjismarimo LOOK AT THE KITTIES

[alxbngala]

Duality[x]

[emmppy-blog]

[iraffiruse]

[indianajcnes]

well this is rEALLY CUTE.

[heartsetwest]

IT’S THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

[bunbunmyeon]

I have reblogged this at least 5 times and I don’t care

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cute illustrations by Ms. Cat

[bgtea]

This is single handedly the best post ever. 

[unsaltedwaters]

Ever wonder how big wolves are and why running from them is a really bad idea?

[quotes-shape-us]

Just because your pain is understandable, doesn’t mean your behavior is acceptable.

Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience (via derikisu)

Keep this one in your back pocket for the next time someone acts like an ass and then tells you they’ve been through a lot of stuff. Respectful and yet still firmly keeping respect for yourself. 

(via emilyvgordon)

Misread this first as “Just because your brain is understandable, doesn’t mean your behavior is acceptable” and was like “whaaat..” :’D

[rinakoverza]

[fatpeoplemakemehappy]

the one on the bottom right is trying real hard to be a good cupcake

[lepkebacsi]

[wheatily-archive]

poots

[yourscientistfriend]

I laughed so hard at the word poots

[caeliamer]

These poots are made for walkin