The Secret Himbo

My aesthetic says Goth. But how I act is totally different. I look and sound intimidating as fuck but I'm not unless I need to be. 

[satan-was-a-himbo]

Welcome!

Hello Succubi, Incubi, and Accubi.

(My equvilent of bitches, bros, and nonbinary hoes)

Welcome to my quaint little hell hole!

I am Satan! Or Salem. Whatever you prefer! I am male [AFAB] and I go by He/His/Theirs. I am omnisexual, demiromantic. I am a writer! My writing account is @satan-was-a-writer.

I will fuck you up. Don't try me. I AM male but I identify as Satan. I will be straight up with you. If I don't like you. I will tell you. Don't get on the wrong side of me.

Basically my family:

@dani-maricruz8 - My Mother @angstyanon0 - My Best Friend @nevess - My Sister

My Top Song Artists

Lady Gaga Lil Darkie Doja Cat Mother Mother Maneskin

[miss-marzana-hypno-deactivated2]

Reblog to make a trans girls tits grow.

[ctitan98-deactivated20240116]

Am I the only service top in the RE8 fandom? (I can't be right??)

Sorry, gotta rant for a sec. I am a service top, always have been always will be, but I just realized that I'm not only a service top in the bedroom *wink wink* but pretty much in every aspect of my life. I think I might just not be very creative?? Tell me what to do and by god it will get done... but, I really do need to be told what to do first lol

Honestly, just let me worship you, Queen. Respectfully, of course. Or disrespectfully. (Whatever you into I guess...😏)

On that note, don't forget to keep requesting things! (Nice segue if I do say so myself XD)

[satan-was-a-himbo]

No bestie

I'm a service top as well in the RE8 fandom

[ka039]

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

[something-spectacular]

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

PLEASE reblog this.

[nogistuneobrien-deactivated2016]

I have reblogged this about three times now and I will never not reblog it

[eyeslikeonyx]

i actually heard of this happening in atlanta not that long ago. that shit is terrifying as hell.

[nici-reads-deactivated20190926]

idc if it may ruin my blog look or whatever, if it means word gets out about these bastards then imma reblog x1000

[sunflower-flow]

reposting on my friends account

[memebone-deactivated20170524]

holy shit, that’s absolutely horrifying… definitely gonna reblog this shit, this could fucking save people’s lives.

[the-emerald-empire-deactivated2]

Maybe this will be useful to some of my followers! 

[percybluecookieheaven]

Everyone should see this, it’s really important

[maraschinobeso]

I reblog every time

[the-nightmare-gamer]

If you don’t reblog this you’re auto required to leave

[the-nightmare-gamer]

I fucking told you, auto

[supernovaenpanthera-moved]

dUDE

[ask-trans-feliciano]

hOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HORRIFYING PLEASE REBLOG

[askthemisfitsgt-blog]

oh god oh god oh god

PLEASE REBLOG

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

[sadtrashking]

WTF

[eddsworld-agent-au]

Stay alert ladies!

[anglerfish123-blog]

be warned

[rainbow-blossom247]

REBLOG!!!!!!!!!

[goddessofwaifus]

HOLY SHIT! GUYS REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA THIS!!!

[danlop1970-blog-deactivated2022]

I’m used to not rebloging anything ………..BUT HECK YEAH I’M REBLOGING THIS!!!!!!!

[yuejo]

This is horrifying! Everyone please be careful!

[skippingseaglass]

!!!!!!!

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

[anony-phangirl]

HOLY CRAP!!! ALRIGHT ATTENTION TO THIS!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!! - THIS SHOULD ALSO BE A WARNING THEM GUYS!!! PLEASE!!!

[xxxko0kiexxx-deactivated2021012]

This isn’t a big thing in England (that I’m aware of) but I’m still reblogging this because I have American mutuals and followers! Please please stay safe guys 

[trashy-ash-deactivated20200722]

DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!

PLEASE, PLEASE REBLOG THIS, THIS IS HORRIBLE AND IT NEEDS MORE ATTENTION

Please stay safe everyone｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡

[daikon-limbs]

stop scrolling bitch 

[myucchu]

reblog this dammit

[angstyanon0-deactivated20220914]

Fuck that little boy, punt him and run away

[memewhore]

[satan-was-a-himbo]

I'm logging out.

[nyabbycat]

vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time

[dimitrescutie-deactivated202206]

This will probably flop but I want y'all to pretend like you're maidens in a groupchat. I would like to see some drama between the maids. Go!

[redoqs]

“Girl, did you see Imra this morning? Her neck was all fucked up, red all over like a bunch of mosquitoes attacked her shit and why was Lady Cassandra was all over her too? Dirty. I can’t believe that ugly ass bitch would even think to fuck that monster, weird ass🙄”

[meep-m33p]

"I know right! That girl is such a tool, I swear she's been kissing Lady Cassandra's ass since the moment she got here. Don't even get me started on the weird shit going on between Gabriella and Lady Daniela. I've heard some wack shit go down in the library that I'll never unhear. I swear I saw Gabriella limping when she left, like what the fuck happened in there??"

[redoqs]

“The library? They funky as hell for that, remind me never to go in there again. Nah but get this! I heard that Moira, you know the girl who normally cleans the opera hall? I hear she’s be banging Lady Bela on the low, how down bad do you gotta be to go for some undead fly puss? Trifling if you ask me🤢🤢🤢”

[vestalamode-deactivated20250525]

“But they- they don’t even smell dead! Anyway. Sometimes people walk funny for normal reasons especially after hours. What if we- just fall off of stools. We could be falling off of stools. Or they could be. The Ladies. Right onto legitimate workers working. 👀👀👀👀”

[pawsthec]

"well, while yall pussies are going for the flies, guess who got to sleep in the most comfy bed in the castle last night. Me! Though, I can't walk properly it was fucking worth it to not have to try and sleep with Moira's snoring. 😅"

[angstyanon0-deactivated20220914]

WHO the fuck stole the lady’s lipstick?

[satan-was-a-himbo]

"Bestie, I don't know. I'm not allowed near her room since the bathtub incident. I shiver thinking about it. I just wanted to clean the bathroom 😭 I didn't go in there expecting to watch her and a maiden getting it on."

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[natm-ask-account]

I’m reblogging to both of my blogs bc I don’t need ppl like that here

[satan-was-a-himbo]

Follower Count: 105

[paparoachd-deactivated20240229]

reblog this post to give the person you reblogged from a fruit gummy

🍇🍈🍉🍊🍋🍓🍍🥭🍎🍏🍐🍑🍒🍓🫐🥝

[prisonofsociety-deactivated2014]

Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

[glowgaay-deactivated20220804]

please, please and please.

[whosaiderica]

YES PLEASE

[justpastryvideos]

x

[official-lucifers-child]

*shouting over my shoulder* it’s the fucking chocolate guy again!!

[thatqueerchoirkid]

fucking chocolate guy!!

[jumpingjacktrash]

*shouting from another room* WHAT’S THAT LUNATIC DONE NOW??

[angstyanon0-deactivated20220914]

I thought he was making chocolate titties

[satan-was-a-himbo]

I THOUGHT THEY WERE TITTIES TOO!!!!

[lycant-thrope]

OK- FUCK MBTI TYPES-

What Part do you sing while singing “Cell Block Tango”

[satan-was-a-himbo]

Cicero 👁👁

[panamanianturkeyfighting]

chicago had queen latifah sing that sexy song for no reason like it didn’t advance the plot at all

[starlitink]

Someone tell me why I’m getting similar vibes from ‘Cell Block Tango’ (Chicago) and ‘Ex-Wives’ (SIX)?

[satan-was-a-himbo]

YO WAIT

I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!

I'M GETTING THE SAME VIBES!

[valmoxium]

[graymoon2-deactivated20241009]

i will never not reblog this

i cannot stress how much it does for us

a while ago, one of my mutuals was considering quitting writing. her fics weren’t doing as well, and the algorithm wasn’t favoring her writing like it used to.

so as a collective 10-15 writers, we all reblogged her fic once each. that alone put her writing at the top of the tag.

it makes a difference. way more than you think. it doesn’t matter if people see it because of you, it still gets promoted by the algorithm.

please, reblog fics

[wellhalesbells]

Fanfiction isn’t written for you, it’s shared with you.

[captainarwenpond221b-deactivate]

BLESS THIS POST

[theartofforensics-deactivated20]

[words to read and write by]

[octopuscato]

Everyone needs to remember this - writers as well. It’s okay to just write whatever you actually like and not write what people want you to.

[sakusa-kiyomine-deactivated2023]

TAG GAME

Stumbled across a cute picrew, hopefully y'all like it

tagging (no pressure) : @fuckboym4tt @sylveren @annieswifey @cuz-like-why-not @captainseb @miikoos @animated-moon @mercieder @melsuki @sunarent + anyone who'd like to <33

[captainseb]

you look very gay man i like it

im bout to eat the dogo

tagging: @cursedmoonchild @beware-of-the-rogue @booksweet @fuckboym4tt @johnsrevelation @lovenobu @nanamishair @sylveren @thekillingtimethekillingmoon @venussins

[thekillingmoonmoon]

it's been a HOT minute since I did one of these, thank you💜

behold, confused Moon looks at a frog, in the hope that it will provide serotonin

tagging (without pressure and with lots of love) : @red-letter-imagines @bloody-bella @issamomma @sujiko

[red-letter-imagines]

She loves a puppy.

Tagging @nevess @kshira @sukunasbabymama (with no pressure ofc)

Cheers.

[nevess]

thank you for the tag, luv!

📨: @txrttarus @satmitsuplanet @sukunasbabymama @satan-was-a-himbo @amaya-writes @justanawolf

[satan-was-a-himbo]

I'm fr dressed like a varsity football player