Are you even famous?

Not pregnant, just eating good. S/O to my sis for finding this background

[cheruib]

@ 2019 pls give me the love and affection i deserve thanks

[humoristics]

My camera failed to advance the film and created an interesting composite image

credit

[bugheader]

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[mildlyautisticsuperdetective]

I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week

I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol

[viniumsabbathi]

[asdpositivity]

I know that a lot of us don’t hear it from our parents, but I’ll say it to you, because God, you deserve to hear it

I am so proud of you for what you’ve done this year. For passing that test, For failing that test, but taking a deep breath and letting yourself move on. For leaving that toxic person behind. For making new friends. For building up old friendships. For cleaning your room that one time when nobody asked. For trying to take care of yourself. For being clean - whether that be for one day, one month, one year, or ten years. For putting more love and joy into the world. For being yourself. For breathing. For living. For surviving. 

Life is hard and uncertain and scary sometimes, and I am so incredibly proud of you for living through another year. Keep on going. You can do this.

May next year finally give you the peace, love, joy, and warmth you deserve

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[alivingfandoomreference]

I have no luck right now. Halp.

[galaxypokemon06]

Why does this have so many notes

[adoringhorrorborn]

because its not one of your posts.

[ana-logical]

Roger is precious to me.

[ddd-444]

I just

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

really

want to be happy in 2019

[viniumsabbathi]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I swiped my credit card on this vending machine and it said “no sale” and just spat out a dollar bill at me??

[dragon-in-a-fez]

reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion

[ghiraher]

I already have minuscule wealth and extreme confusion

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I know I’m the op but honestly what a mood

[tealfruit]

I’m making bread

[tealfruit]

bread boys

[tealfruit]

my sons!

THEY’RE DELICIOUS

[tealfruit]

frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power

[toastbutteregg]

reblog to magically pass all your exams

[yars]

[sirredmayne]

I’m color-blind, but I can pick out that [Yves Klein] blue anywhere. I wrote 30,000 words on this color, and I never grew tired of it. The pigment is staggering. It’s amazing that a color can be so emotional. One can only hope to achieve that intensity in acting.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

all hail eddie redmayne, patron saint of academic bullshittery

[sophibeans]

You have been visited by the Eddie Redmayne of bullshit, reblog to have plenty of bullshit to spew on your final exams

[communist-murder-hands]

This is the level of academic fuckery I strive to achieve

[proteja-deactivated20111228]

[sleep-for-days]

vinnysgotswagg:

ifyoufeelthatway:

tkaaay:

bigtimecrushonsomeone:

30rockasaurus:

fuckyeaaaah-xx:

iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

jforjoelle:

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

[sparkhy]

please work omg

[youthique]

looks fun lol

[baimbie]

please 

[edgygayboy]

IT SERIOUSLY WORKED

[barakat1818]

Well, i got nothing to lose, might as well try it

[deliideli-deactivated20160305]

This shall be interesting😌

[saniosan-deactivated20160202]

I really need this.

[mycockandmyson]

Hope it works

[kittyb4e]

not sure what you are doing right now but i’m losing my fucking mind over you

[placetimemoment]