You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?
Ur mom
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You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?
Ur mom
Following this blog was a terrible decision, how unfollow
If you're ever feeling down, and like your time is up, just remember, you're already going to hell, might as well make it a long, fun ride down here.
I'd kill for you, Gaud.
I have a list. I literally have a list.
a whole ass list
Hey, it's the guys whose souls I own!
finished 3 short stories this week… idk what’s going on w/ me but i’ve narrowed it down to 1) successful medication management or 2) accidentally made pact w/ devil, am reaping the benefits
Can confirm it is the first
Satan says he hasn't made a pact with you
i wanna be a rotisserie chicken
rotated horizontally over a heat source
Literally read this as “roasted horizonally”
literally the same concept. skewer me sideways and roast me to hell
Please don't, Gauds containment vessel hasn't finished construction yet.
Friendly reminder to not buy DOOM ETERNAL
I have enough problems without the Doom Slayer turning my minions into paste
if u ever hear humming from inside the walls that’s just me cleaning out the air ducts ur WELCOME
How in the hell did you get down here? As far as I'm aware, you're not dead yet
Man breaking into my house: *gets stuck in the window*
Me: "Sir, would Mr. Rogers want to be your neighbor right now?"
Him, crying: "no"
What’s happening on Twitter? 😂
https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19
Love smash mouth
What’s going on this year
What is happening? 😂
LMAO He just said he does
https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19
LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂
Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool
Never Forget 😂
The best fucking post on here
IT’S BACK
Thread was missing my fave part.
MR THE ROCK JOHNSON
World heritage post
I’m losing my shit 😂
Happy Holidays friends!!!!!!!! Thanks for being supportive and lovely this year!! Please eat something you like today, and treat yourself to something nice <3333
How does it feel to have a fan base?
I hate the word ‘fan’ and ‘fan base’ but when I see people make subreddits for me and mention me randomly online, or make youtube videos about me it’s a lil surreal still, but it’s always nice to be recognized :)
At the start, people weren’t as accepting of it, not sure why, I think it’s cause my funny jokes oft had a formula (which is fine when making jokes, and recognizing a formula doesn’t suddenly mean it’s shit) but I’ve varied my posts and commentary to a point where that’s never really an issue anymore!
Ah yes, a moment of seriousness amidst the chaos
imagine the orgasm superman could get by shooting a gun at his prostate
listen here you degenerate poltroon in the spirit of the holidays i am going to shove a walnut so far up your ass i’ll be using your skull as a nutcracker
Speaking from experience: A damn good one
I'm playing my first pathfinder campaign soon, and I'm drawing my character, and sharing with the other players.
I can't draw
Good thing that it's not my problem
Can anyone ship me to Australia? There's a bigoted prick I've got to stab
I feel like you'd be a fan of clown flavored cotton candy.
i’m sorry what did you THINK clowns taste like
twinkies mixed with cat food
source: ate out a clown once
I am personally going to tear you limb from limb and hang your head from my mantlepiece just so you can witness the pain you've caused me with this reply
I'd like to see you try
I feel like you'd be a fan of clown flavored cotton candy.
i’m sorry what did you THINK clowns taste like
twinkies mixed with cat food
source: ate out a clown once