Horse Disciple

Been here since the dark ages, no tags cuz I never learned and now it’s just apart of the experience. You’ll just feel the vibes of the reblog, babe. ✨💅Resident horse in training 🎠 INFP She/Her ♋️🦀🌙🎨❄️

[lieutenant-columbro]

[krakenteacups]

[stunningpicture]

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

[mutantkitten]

ascend

[stoleyourcarbon]

bye bye lil sebastian

[discordsparkle]

[loveridden1999]

[paranormal-taters]

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

[citadelofthestars]

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

[paranormal-taters]

Absolutely I can

[bananatwinky]

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[autumngracy]

[rainbow-taishi]

Filipino Isekai

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[c-rowlesdraws]

I badly want to start saying “this is my Swarovski Shrek” to refer to any outrageously expensive yet ridiculous object I start coveting. If anyone says “what the fuck” and asks what I mean, well. It’s their lucky day to learn about Swarovski Shrek

[goth-queen]

[spookysalem13]

Welcome to my 2026, we're in it for the weird... 🖤

[gothredy]

[depsidase]

[spyder-on-the-wall]

[spyder-on-the-wall]