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I'm Dre and one time I got so high I forgot how doorknobs worked

[satisfactuality]

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completed fantasy high playlists 🎵

[haleyusesherwords]

New reaction image just dropped

[jeyneofpoole]

before you say that hashtag witty hashtag clever thing about ‘dumb hicks’ or ‘rednecks’ or ‘hillbillies’ run through this quick and easy questionnaire to make sure you’re not a piece of shit!

do i know what states i’m even talking about? can i point to them on a map?

have i ever visited, or god forbid lived in, a state south of the mason-dixon line?

do i know where appalachia is? can i point to it on a map? do i know what states it encompasses?

do i know what the word ‘melungeon’ means? do i know what distinctive people-groups make up the appalachian south?

have i ever made fun of someone for having missing teeth (aka dewmouth), a silly accent, or unique regional grammar structure?

do i think of the south as a homogenous wall of bigots and republicans? have i considered that the south is diverse racially, economically, and politically?

how do i pronounce ‘appalachia?’ have i continued to say it the wrong way after being corrected because it sounds ‘smarter?’

when i say ‘i hate all country music,’ have i listened to anything other than bigwig sellouts singing about trucks and shit? can i name a single true bluegrass musical artist?

do i consider the south to be ‘beyond saving’ or a ‘lost cause?’

do i make ‘sweet home alabama’ jokes about incest in the south? have i poked fun at the ‘blue people of kentucky?’ do i even know their last names, or are they just punchlines to me?

do i say ‘y’all’ in everyday conversation? am i from the south? do i even know where to put the fucking apostrophe?

do i know what the fuck i’m talking about? should i shut the fuck up?

[roboco-san]

willow has a suggestion.

[luntfontanne]

hannah einbinder having overwhelming sensory issues but being the most beautiful she has ever felt or looked when she was completely covered in blood is something that can actually be so personal,

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[d20picnic]

THE PICNIC INVITE IS LIVE!

Join the Purpee, Oregon picnic HERE and get ready for July, August, and September for a longfic event sure to be enjoyed by everyone's palates.

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[cowboy]

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

[kipperlillycopperkettle]

the problem with kipperlilly is people think she's an eva from being it on the musical. or an ocean from ride the cyclone. or even maybe a chris from carrie the musical. but she's literally not. she's a riley from we are the tigers

[zenaida-auriculata]

My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[ladyfoxfire]

And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.

If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.

[dressedupliketheking]

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

[far-sector]

i think it’s so so so so interesting for lavonte and hj that hj is rizzless and has the ugly flaw.

because like. lavonte isn’t gay, of course, but he’s from san francisco. he has gay friends. madeleine is gay and she’s winning at being gay, and if lavonte were to be a little gay that would be Fine but he would be good at it. he would be fucking, you know, maybe a hot twink in a silk scarf, or maybe a guy so hot it barely counts as being gay at all, anyone would. right?

but it would be actually much gayer to sleep with hj, who is not hot and is not charming. he looks weird and he acts weird. the only reason you would sleep with him is if you loved him.

or. hj has money, and he’s much older, and he’s lavonte’s sire. and he’s white, which means less now than when they met but still definitely means something. and when other people see them together, if they’re business partners, then they see those things as mentorship and see how successful lavonte is. but maya at the co-op thought they were partners partners, and she also knows that lavonte is out of hj’s league by miles, and she doesn’t know that hj is his best friend and the most important person in his unlife and that some day they will drink the blood of caine and fight each other to death on the golden gate bridge.

so she must be assuming that lavonte is using hj for money and access. either that, or she thinks that somehow lavonte just loves him. which is preposterous. so he gets mad as hell and rides around the parking lot on his little scooter. and he goes home and waters the basil plant that hj bought for him.

anyways.

[satisfactuality]

An Unqualified Success

🥂🥂🥂

you are cordially invited to celebrate the union of gilear faeth and sandra lynn nihmedu.

ceremony will be help at 1pm.

reception to follow.

aurora borealis comes in view

🌫️🌫️🌫️

The Blue is just a bedtime story. It's just a story.

Stories can't hurt you.

Proverbs 16:27-29

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Yes, let us pray for the salvation of all of those who live in that totalitarian darkness— pray they will discover the joy of knowing God.

happy masq everyone! 🎭 @d20s-fanfic-masquerade

[satisfactuality]

and that's a wrap on the first ever d20 smut-off!

rigger /ˈriɡər/

1. person who sets up or operates lifting tackle, cranes, and cables to move heavy loads in industries like construction, shipping, or entertainment

2. person who applies functional or artistic rope bondage to another person's body for photographic, performance, artistic, educational, spiritual, or sexual purposes.

marya/ludmila + marya/ludmila/olethra; porn au, bondage

pressure /ˈpre-shər/

1. the burden of physical or mental distress; the constraint of circumstance

2. a sensation aroused by moderate compression of a body part or surface

aelwyn/ivy; rare pair, emetophilia; tapping out

parry /ˈper-ē /

1. to ward off (something, such as a blow)

2. to evade especially by an adroit answer

hallariel/sandralynn; weapon kink

favor /ˈfā-vər/

1. verb to show partiality toward; to afford advantages for success to

2. noun a small gift or decorative item given out at a party

madelaine/vesper, mitch/vesper, ccod coterie; orgy, size kink, game mechanics

regulate /ˈreɡ.jə.leɪt/

1. to check that the activities of a business or organization are legal and follow official rules or laws

2. to control something, especially by making it work in a particular way

margaret/lucienne; omegaverse, subtop

party /ˈpär-tē/

1. a group of persons organized for the purpose of directing the policies of a government

2. a social gathering; the entertainment provided for it

kipperlilly/rat grinders; free-use

responsibility /rɪˌspɒnsəˈbɪləti/

1. good judgment and the ability to act correctly and make decisions on your own

2. something that it is your job or duty to deal with

kristen/aelwyn; pet play adjacent

[slayerscommathe]

willow + Gayness™ — requested by @the-apples-were-monitored