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SFW blog of a girl named Tara ❤︎
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I'm taking a break from posting fics. I'll be back in some monthss!
Guess who will be taking a longer than planned break.
Meeeee!!
Idk if I'll keep writing stuff anymore tbh, but even if I decide to stop making fanfics, I'll still complete my unfinished ones :>
ABOUT THIS BLOG, RULES AND ME !
Most of my works are with Gojo, but you'll find with other JJK characters as well.
No smut detected here, the furthest I'll go is suggestive and a few dark themes that won't be "too much".
I often self indulge and each time I do that, reader will be a woman.
English isn't my first language, expect errors.
I don't know when I'll post something (for several reasons). That said, you may have to wait for a long time.
Don't be hateful or steal my works and ideas, just let my stories travel your imagination and have fun reading.
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Who is more likely to slap you during an argument?
Gojo Satoru
Geto Suguru
Toji Fushiguro
Choso Kamo
Nanami Kento
Shiu Kong
Me (don't pick this)
I didn't put Naoya bc I knew he would win this poll and I fear I already know who will win this one :/
How does this sound????
Sebastian Michaelis x fem! reader where Sebastian accidentally sniffed a magic powder that made him have to do whatever the first person he lays his eyes on tells him, aka you. On top of that, a side effect he has to go through, is being cute and lovely (contradicting his personality) and he can't do anything until the spells of that powder wear off. You can't waste this golden opportunity, revenge is here. Muhehehehe :)
Genre: crack (I hope bro, I hope) mostly, plus, I'm still on break so no fics until I return (Idk when exactly).
Who would look good with long hair?
Gojo Satoru
Toji Fushiguro
Nanami Kento
Shiu Kong
The guy in my basement
Naoya Zenin
I'm taking a break from posting fics. I'll be back in some monthss!
“ Behind you. „
Ghostface Gojo Satoru x fem! reader
“We'll be back on Tuesday. Don't do anything stupid in the meantime okay?”
“Yes mom don't worry.”
She sighed, ready to exit from the front door. “Be careful.” Her eyes gave you a worried look, voice filled with fear only a mother could have.
“Unless a killer invades the house I'll be fine." You joked, receiving a glare by her.
“Take this seriously! You never know what might happen so be careful.”
“I know I know. I'll be fine, really. Oh! And don't forget to call me when you get there.” You said and hugged her goodbye before your father yelled from the front yard to hurry up.
And just like that, you were alone in the house.
You checked your phone. Friday, 4:30 p.m. You decided to text the groupchat and invite your few and carefully selected friends over.
Mushroom house 🍄🟫
Y/n: my parents just left
they'll be back on Tuesday
you guys wanna come here for the weekend?
Suguru: fr? I'll be there tomorrow morning then
Shoko: same, unfortunately i'm busy today
Satoru: me too 😮💨 what should we bring though?
Y/n: any snack would do, I already have some yummy things here
Shoko: Satoru bring those spicy Doritos we tried some days ago
Satoru: didn't like them
Shoko: who?
Satoru: me....?
Shoko: asked.
You smiled knowing they would start bickering, and walked to the kitchen while reading their texts. Talking about food made you crave the leftover pizza from earlier.
Suguru: Hey, how abt we dress up while we'll stay at yours Y/n? Early Halloween:)
Shoko: hmmm
that's a good idea actually
Y/n: true
we'll do it!
Satoru: like the early Halloween idea Y/n?
Y/n: yiep, it's going to be fun
Satoru: true :)
Suguru should we dress up as clowns? Nanami and Haibara did that last year
Shoko: you wouldn't have to change anything
Satoru: WHAT
Suguru: HELLO?!
And after a lot of texting, scrolling on your phone, eating (lazing around basically) nighttime came.
10:14 p.m and the moon shines bright. You're seated in the couch of the living room, curled inside your fluffy blanket and watching a movie that caught your interest when you were on instagram some minutes ago.
Suddenly, your attention left the tv and focused on the beeping sound coming from your phone. You turned your head to see who is it.
Unknown caller.
“Could it be mom?” You thought. “She hasn't called me yet. Maybe her phone died and she's using someone else's phone? That must be it.” You decided to pick it up.
“Hello?”
“.. Hello Y/n.” A manly voice greets you, deep and muffled.
You took a few seconds to reply. “Who is this?” You asked with genuine curiosity and a little bit of worry, expecting your mom on the other side of the line instead of.. this.
“Who am I not is the question.”
What?
“I don't have time for–”
“You look so good in that red shirt.” The voice interrupted. You could hear the smile behind his words.
Your heart beated fast on your chest and you stood up quickly, causing the blanket to fall on the floor. “Wh– What...?”
You started looking at all the windows of the living room, but all you could see is darkness surrounding your house and bushes.
“And that pink pajama...” The voice chuckled. “So adorable.” He let an unnerving chuckle.
You quickly run and closed the curtains, trying to make yourself feel safer. Then, you went and checked if the front door is locked. You let an exhale of relief seeing it was indeed locked.
“Covered the view? How heartless.”
You furrowed your eyebrows. “Whoever you are this isn't funny. Leave me alone.” You warned and walked upstairs to lock your self in the room. You didn't dare to leave the house knowing there's someone outside.
“But I'm not done yet..” He said, voice lower than before, as if he's trying to be silent.
You carefully walked towards your room, looking left and right anxiously. “I have a gun.” You said despite knowing very well that not only you didn't have a gun, but you haven't even reached your room yet where a heavy bat is hidden. “And I'll call the police.”
“Oooh! How scary!” He spoke excitedly, giving you the chills.
“Who are you?” You asked once again, hoping you'll get an answer this time.
The line was weirdly silent and you were almost ready to enter your room.
“Behind you.” The voice announced, and your heart skipped a beat.
You quickly turned around with wide eyes, only to find a tall man in a ghostface costume standing some feet away from you.
He ended the call and put his phone on his pocket, griping the knife in his other hand. You stayed unmoving, scared and stuck in place watching him prepare to attack until he actually marched to you, holding the knife high in the air to kill you.
You let a scream of pure terror, phone falling to the floor as you tried to open the door and lock your self in.
But you couldn't even make it inside, he yanked you back. You tried to break free with no avail, the man was too strong.
The last thing you saw before you closed your eyes is the shining knife going for your neck.
...
To your surprise, the knife never stabbed you, and the hold he had on your arm softened.
You opened your eyes, trembling out of fear, and looked up.
He tossed the knife carelessly to the side and cupped your cheek. He caressed your cheekbone with his thumb in a tender way and took off the mask.
“Happy early Halloween.” Satoru said with a grin, blue eyes locking on yours as he leaned down and gave you a kiss on the cheek he wasn't cupping.
Your face morphed with disbelief and anger started to slowly make it's way up. “Satoru..? What are you doing?”
He straightened his posture. “Well, you said you liked Sugurus idea, so I decided to surprise you by doing it even earlier than expected.”
You began breathing heavily from your nostrils. “Satoru...”
“Hm?”
You slapped his bicep with all the strength you could muster at the moment, making him immediately yell in pain and clutch the place you hit. “OW!!”
“You IDIOT! Do you know how scared I was?! How could you do this to me?!” You spat, hands moving aggressively as you slapped his bicep and shoulders repeatedly.
“Ow ow OW! STOP!” He whined as he shielded himself from you. His hands covered his head and he start running down the stairs to get away from you who wanted to murder him.
“Don't run! Why did you think this was a good idea huh?! You couldn't have surprised me in another way?!” You asked as you chased behind him.
“Remember what you did last Halloween?! You scared me too! I almost– AH! Hey!” He had to dodge the couch pillows you threw at him at the speed of light and with the force of damn Hulk.
“It's not nice to be scared so bad HUH?!” Satoru sassily questioned, remembering the sheer fear he felt a year ago when you pretended to kidnap him on his way home, dressed as a man in total black with a mask covering your features and a gun that looked too real on your possession.
“Hmph!” You abruptly stopped shooting pillows and crossed your arms. “True.. Whatever. We're even now. Let's not overdo it again yeah?”
“Sounds amazing honestly.” He agreed and opened his arms, waiting for you to give him a big hug. “Come here, I missed you.” He said, voice warm and full of love.
You sighed gently and went to do so. “It's only been some hours though?” You asked looking up at him with a small smile.
“Doesn't matter, I need to be with you like– twenty four seven. It's not even funny.”
A laugh escaped you. “Won't you get bored of me?”
Satoru pushed you away just a little, enough so you'll make eye contact, and gasped. “That's impossible. Never happening. I'm really incapable of doing that. It's actually so unfair that you even said that? Because–”
“Yeah yeah I get it loverboy. Lay down now, I want cuddles.”
He gave you a boyish smile. “Say less.”
After some time, a question popped in his mind. “Babe.”
“Mm?”
“When you went upstairs, why didn't you bring a knife from the kitchen with you? You wouldn't be able to defend yourself if someone actually was inside you know? And why didn't you call the police?”
You internally facepalmed yourself because he was more than right. “I thought you were outside. I was planning to hide in my room with the bat I have and call the police there..”
“Be more careful Y/n.”
“Okay mom.” You joked since he reminded you of what your mom said before she left.
He gave you a light glare. “I'm being serious, if something happens, you need to make the best decisions to protect and save yourself, you never know what might happen.”
You squeezed his cheeks. “I will.”
“... How did you get inside my house by the way. I locked the door.”
“Oh! I got in before you locked it.” He replied with a sweet smile, like what he said was completely normal.
“What?! How long have you been here?!” You asked as you propped yourself on your elbows to look at him better.
“Hmm, you closed the door at 8:16 p.m and now it's...” He mumbled the rest to himself and then.. “I've been here for three hours!” He said with a high pitched, too happy, and overly sweet voice and beaming eyes.
“WHAT?!”
“I was hiding in the laundry room!”
You sighed deeply, not knowing what to feel. “What am I gonna do with you?”
He laughed and wrapped his arms around you, still in his ghostface costume that made him even more sexy, and at that very moment, your phone rang again.
“Finally my mom! I thought she'd never call. And you. Don't make any noise until I'm done talking with her.” You warned while pointing a finger at his face.
He gave you thumbs up.
After you ended the call, you went back to admiring him. Not even a full minute passed and you got another call.
Unknown caller.
You froze for a bit, staring at the screen.
“What is it?” Satoru asked.
You just turned your phone at his direction so he could see. “This time it can't be you..”
He chuckled nervously. “Just pick it up and put it on speaker, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.”
You did as he told you to.
“Hello..?”
No response. Both you and Satoru had a bad feeling, the silence making it worse by the seconds.
“Who is this?”
“... You look very cute cuddling in that couch.”
Panic took over, and you got up to look around once more, scared despite your boyfriends presence by your side.
“Who are y–”
The lights went out.
“SHIT!”
“FUCK!”
You started looking for Satoru in the dark, yelling out of fear his name while moving around awkwardly.
He catched you, strong arms holding you steady. “I'm here! I'm here.” He said panting a little. “Open the flashlight on your phone and call the police!”
“Right! Right!” With shaking hands, you opened the flashlight as he was shielding you with his body from the danger that was approaching.
You were about to dial for help when you saw a tall man in front of you, wearing total black with a black mask covering his whole face.
Your blood ran cold at the sight. You couldn't type anymore, you couldn't even breathe properly.
“Tch! He's holding my knife!” Satoru thought, noticing that the knife he dropped upstairs is now in the hands of this man. “Y/n, stay behind me.” He ordered with a stern voice, looking at him with furrowed eyebrows.
Before you could even respond, the man sprinted to you, knife in a strong hold ready to stab the life out of your bodies.
You let a terrified scream and fell to the ground as Satoru tried his best to protect you from the killer.
Then the man stopped abruptly, lowering the knife to look at both of you, your horror painted faces, and then the lights came back on.
You found yourself surprised for the second time today. Why isn't he attacking?
A single laugh was heard under the mask and then he lifted it.
“Happy early Halloween guys.” Suguru said with a smirk, dropping the mask and his night vision goggles to the floor.
“SUGURU?!” You and Satoru yelled in synchronization, eyes wide open.
“Sup?”
You didn't get to say anything more, the front door opened. “What a scene huh..” Shoko spoke casually, closing the door behind her.
“Just what is going on?!” Satoru asked, tired and confused from everything.
“How about we sit down.. I feel exhausted.” You whined lowly, voice barely hearable.
“Yeah.”
And after your boyfriend helped you to get up, turn off the flashlight of your phone and sit on the couch, he plopped next to you, limbs giving up. “So what happened right now?” He questioned weakly, having no energy to get angry.
Suguru sat on the armchair that was a few feet away, spreading his legs to get comfortable. “Well, this is a payback for the time you two freaks pranked us by pretending a maniac shot you. Remember? We lost ten years from our life that day!!”
You two stayed silent, not arguing because you knew you had a problem. You pretending to kidnap Satoru, Satoru being ghostface, both of you pranking your dear friends... This day was sure a lesson you'll never forget.
But you decided to jokingly blame your boyfriend. “Actually, it was Satorus idea. He forced me to do it.”
He just flicked your cheek.
“Hey!”
Then, you began talking with details about Satoru's plan to prank you, how Suguru and Shoko achieved on pranking the both of you and how despite the fact that your boyfriend scolded you to be more careful, he didn't make smart choices himself..
After that, it was time to head upstairs and sleep. This Friday was so busy all four of you had no energy to do something fun. But it's okay, you had a whole weekend ahead.
“I'm sleeping with Y/n.” Satoru announced.
“No shit.” Shoko replied, walking with a heavy blanket on her arm. “Just don't make any noise and disturb our sleep.”
“SHOKO!” Both of you yelled with wide eyes.
Suguru, who had already laid on the floor waiting for her to bring him a blanket, laughed at your reactions.
And a little later, you all finally fell asleep in your room, safe and sound.
Or so you thought...
Because what the poor young friends in this house didn't know, was that an actual ghostface killer was waiting outside for the right moment to strike, wanting nothing more than to slice their stomachs and stab them repeatedly until–
“Satoru, shut up.”
“Okay..” :(
I don't really like this? Whatever. Sorry for any mistake and drink water :)
Who do you think is more likely to not change their babys diaper?
Gojo Satoru
Geto Suguru
Toji Fushiguro
Choso Kamo
Nanami Kento
Shiu Kong
The guy in my closet
Me
- YEEEESSS!!
Gojo Satoru x fem! reader
Fluff, crack
Part 1 ←
And now that you had to go out with the Satoru Gojo, you had to decide what to wear.
Your room was a mess. Clothes thrown on the bed, on the floor, on your desk chair.. One dress was somehow in the bathroom sink?
All this because your overthinking brain couldn't let you live, murmuring: "Should I wear something casual or fancy? Well, it's a simple but nice place, so casual fits. But what if he thinks you don't put enough effort? ... Fancy then. But what if he thinks you're overdoing it? ... Casual then. But what if-"
"UUURGGHHH!" You groaned irritated, head falling back.
You sighed mentally tired. "It must be so nice being Gojo. I bet he isn't even anxious about this, he wouldn't bother with such simple things, unlike me.. I bet he doesn't even think this is something more than two coworkers going out.." You thought.
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"WHERE IS MY SHIRT?!" Satorus thoughts yelled inside his head, panic taking over. "I'm sure I left it hanging here after I ironed it!!" He searched quickly in his closet, again.
It wasn't even late, but he was scared he'll be late, and that was the last thing he wanted to do. Not when he has to meet you, his gorgeous coworker who so loves likes and wants to be with 24/7.
"That's what I get for having a house outside school. I should just settle with this cozy little dorm here.. now I have to teleport to my apartment, I probably left it in that closet." And so, he teleported away, wasting his energy if something went wrong and he had to fight and protect you, but he couldn't do otherwise! His image had to be excellent. Even if this isn't a date, unfortunately, he should always be perfect.
When he teleported back, victorious as he held his prefectly ironed shirt that he obviously did not spend 30 minutes on it yesterday, he finally wore the full outfit, checking himself repeatedly for any flaw.
He found none. Hair? Perfectly perfect. Clothes? Undebatably amazing. Face? Handsome as always. Shoes? Amazingly fitting. Wallet?
...
Where's the damn wallet.
–––
You opened your phone to check the time. 7:15 p.m
After fighting your inner thoughts you decided to wear something simple with a touch of fancy. Good mix right? You don't know why it was so hard for you to think of that earlier instead of making your room look like it got bombed.
You were almost ready. You only had to put your short heels, nothing too extravagant, and organize your purse.
An exhale of relief left your mouth. "I'll be on time after all." Because fighting your indecisive and annoying and overthinking inner voice wasn't enough, you also had to put and fold all the clothes you messed up in place. In case you have visitors tonight...
You shook your head to get rid of the blush and after getting ready, you checked the time again.
7:20 p.m
"I think I'll wait.. maybe it's better if I show up on time, I don't want to look desperate.." You thought, and so, you sat in bed, hands on your thighs as you stared into the void, silently waiting for the minutes to pass.
–––
Satoru checked the time.
7:10 p.m
A loud screech came out from his larynx. "Oh no I'm doomed! I should be waiting for Y/n! I HAVE TO HURRY OH MY-"
Satoru still had 20 whole minutes to go to the gates. Satoru, despite that, was still rushing, wanting to wait for you as the gentleman he was.
He found his purse in his apartment after all, teleported back, remembered to check it, did not found the most important thing in it, teleported to his apartment again, and was now searching for his card like crazy.
"WHERE'S MY CAAARD?!" He screamed to himself. "I won't be able to pay and she'll hate me and think I'm pathetic NOOOO-"
A bit later, he found it, thankfully, and checked the time.
7:16 p.m
He whined panicked. "IT'S ALMOST TIME! I-" He eyed his apartment and grimaced by the catastrophe that occured. "I have to fix this mess! In case she comes here.."
He shook his head to get rid of the blush, a cute reaction you both had and won't know about, and exhaled his distress away, face going blank as he... locked in..
And just like that, in the spam of... 20 seconds, the apartment looked organized again. He was so fast that if someone was present, they wouldn't be able to see him move around.
He smirked, proud of himself. "This is why I'm the strongest. Now now, time to go back!" A clapping sound was the last thing heard before he teleported, for the 6th time today.
Satoru checked himself for the last time in the mirror and took his phone out to see the time. 7:17 p.m. Just prefect. Literally.
Satisfied with the remaining minutes, he exited his dorm with a small smile, closed the door behind him and began walking with long strides.
2 minutes later, he arrived at the gates and was more than happy you weren't there yet. It would wound him if you were waiting for his stupid ass.
He leaned to the wall next to him and sat silently, eager to meet you and spend time with the woman who stole his heart.
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7:26 p.m
You decided to finally leave your dorm and go to the gates. Surely it's a perfect time to arrive, because it's only a few minutes walk from the woman section and- damn. You should stop overthinking.
And after what felt to you as just 30 seconds, you reached the gates of the school, feeling nervous as ever.
There was Satoru, standing tall with his hands in his pockets, that carefree and stressless nature he had showing as always.
When he saw you he nearly fainted. In simple words? You were absolutely breathtaking. But he hid every flutter of his heart and every adorable thought his mind had about you, expect the smile that dressed his face.
"You look so pretty Y/n, is your goal to steal all the attention tonight?" He said as he pushed himself off the wall and walked towards you.
You fought your best to not blush at the compliment he gave you and ended up insulting the poor man. "Shut up. It's not good to lie." You mentally facepalmed yourself. You should just jump off a bridge..
But thankfully for you, he didn't took it to heart. Instead, he laughed it off, making you relax. "Wow, calling me a filthy liar and telling me to zip my ugly mouth? What did I do to deserve this cruelty?" He faked sadness, joking tone clear in his voice.
"Wha- I did not say all that!"
He chuckled with a grin. "I'm joking I'm joking. Shall we go?"
You sighed gently. "Yes" A simple reply was all he received before you started walking away to your destination.
Next part coming.. idk when :'D
Don't steal my work and sorry for any mistake. Drink waterr!🥤
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Should I just stop writing.
He's terrible at hiding it...
Gojo Satoru x fem! reader
Gojo was terrible, really awful, at hiding his little crush (huge love) ever since he first saw you.
He was confident, smooth, charming and flirty with every woman he wanted, but all these flew out of the window when it came to you, his new coworker who had him questioning his existence.
Every casual and simple greeting, every normal interaction between the two of you made him forget how to act. How pathetic..
“Good morning Gojo–san, the reports are ready.” You said as you placed them down politely on his neat desk.
He tensed for a second and felt his cheeks warming up. “G– Good morning! Thank yewr.”
You glanced at him, a bit concerned, before bowing slightly in respect. “No problem.” You replied and left, leaving the man blushing and facepalming himself at his embarrassing behavior.
Not only he stuttered, but he also pronounced the word "you" wrong. His case was getting worse..
Nanami, who was standing by the window watching silently, sighed while rubbing his forehead stressfully. “It's painful to see you like this.”
Gojo frowned, knowing he is utterly fucked for a woman that doesn't even know the effect she has on him, because you're completely oblivious.
“Don't. Just don't...” He said, looking longingly at the closed door from where you exited his office.
And he may be unable to function properly when he's around you, but there's one thing he's sure of.
His heart is yours.
One day, hopefully soon, he'll get to officially confirm that.
Toji's a bunny
Dad Toji Fushiguro x fem! reader – fluff, crack
Toji feels like his soul left his body, all because his kid cannot keep his mouth closed. Or, to be fair, because you couldn't keep your mouth closed.
It's not often for him to be the one picking up Megumi from kindergarten, work takes up a lot of his time unfortunately.
So, when he finally had a free day, he decided to be the one doing that, happy to spend more time with his child.
But little did he know.. that happiness would soon disappear and get replaced with embarrassment he physically couldn't handle.
Kids were walking in the opposite direction of him, holding hands with their moms as they blabbered about their day.
He spotted Megumi next to his teacher, holding his smalls backpack straps, and approached him.
“Hey son.”
The kid looked up with round eyes, surprised to see his dad, and gasped. “Bunny!!”
Huh?
“Bunny?" She asked confused.
“Dad is bunny!” Megumi said as he pointed with a smile at his tall, muscular and intimidating dad. “Mom calls him that many times.”
The air stilled, Toji's eyes widened and he couldn't feel his arms.
“Oh...” Is all the teacher could respond with.
“Yeah! She asks him "who's my little bunny" and dad says "me".”
Now he couldn't feel his whole body.
“Oo.. oka–” She didn't get to finish, Toji suddenly spat a “That's enough.” and picked up his son with one hand, carrying him like a weightless sack by his waist as he quickly walked away.
His lips were forming a thin like on the way home, mind still stuck on what happened earlier and still walking quickly, as if he could escape the shame.
“Dad?”
He sighed. “What?”
“Are you mad at me?” Megumi asked quietly, unsure.
“No.” Toji replied fastly. “I just need to talk with your mother.”
“Oh... okay bunny.”
“NO MORE BUNNY!!”
And after this incident, you didn't refer to Toji as bunny anymore, not in front of your child at least.
Satoru version coming on __/__/____ :) get it? cause idk when I'll write it :D
Gojo Satoru x fem! reader
“ He is the perfect boyfriend. „ – teaser
"And what would you know about one?" Your friend Shoko asked, sitting on the chair across you with her arms lazily crossed.
You raised dramatically your eyebrow at her. "And what does that mean?"
"You're 24 and the only relationship you've ever been it's with your classmate Yuze when you were 11, which only lasted a week by the way–"
"A week and 5 days!"
"Ooh my bad, those extra 5 days really make your experience in boyfriends elite." She ironically joked, taking a sip from her coffee.
You pouted a little in defeat. "But Satoru is such a good man! I don't need any experience to know that."
"I still can't believe you chose him." She said in disappointed disbelief as she looked to the busy streets by her side, the large windows of the cafeteria hiding nothing.
"Come on don't say that," You smiled, leaning forward to also take a sip from your drink, a humble orange juice. "he's been great so far. He makes me very happy."
She sighed gently. "I guess he's good then. But if he ever does anything stupid tell me." She said with a finger pointing at you. "I'll handle him."
You laughed, dismissing the possibility without realizing it. "Sure." It's not like he would do something to hurt you. No, he would never.
Satoru really is everything you wanted in a man, it wasn't an exaggeration. At nights, you found yourself wondering how lucky you must be to have such a loving boyfriend, especially since your standards were.. a bit high.
But he met and surpassed them all.
He remembered almost all the things you talked about. He knew your likes and dislikes. He never once made you uncomfortable, sad, angry or unloved. He made sure to spend time with you despite the tiring days at work. Gifts were something you received frequently, since he made a lot of them. He was romantic, gentle, patient and understanding. He made you feel safe and never failed to bring a smile to your face. He didn't mind spending money on you, instead, it made him happy. He always complimented you. You two had the same ideologies and agreed on almost everything. He didn't rush you at all about having sex even if you were his girlfriend. He also–
Well, in simple words, Satoru is exactly how your heart wanted your man to be, and you couldn't be more thankful and pleased for that.
And so, with all these said, you found no reason to not live under the same roof. Nothing too much, just from Friday to Sunday, or sometimes even Monday whenever one of you was too bored to leave yet.
People on your circle –friends, family members, coworkers– told you that it's too soon since you haven't been together even for half a year, but you paid them no mind. They don't know how right this feels so you don't blame them.
"Loovee~ I'm hoome!" Satoru sing sang with open arms after closing the front door, your front door.
You quickly got up from the soft couch and gave him a big tight hug, craving to feel his warm and strong body. "Aww, missed me already?" He cooed with a smile.
"What? You didn't?" You asked jokingly, looking up at him.
He gasped with wide eyes "Never say that again!" and lift you off the ground a little, spinning you around.
Your giggles filled the apartment.
Oh how he loved hearing you like this.. He wanted nothing more than your happiness, which is why he went through all the troubles nobody knew of ever since he first saw you.
He still remembers that blessed day. It was supposed to be the usual hangout with Suguru, Nanami and Shoko when she decided to bring you along so you can meet them.
"Hello." You simply greeted everyone with a kind smile, a bit awkward, a bit shy, and Satoru knew in that awfully normal moment that you were the woman he was going to marry and spend the rest of his life with.
So, he made sure to understand you in order for you to notice him.
It took a lot of time and effort, but he managed to make you fall in love with him and have the man you deserve by your side.
"You're everything I ever wanted." You admitted one night, cuddling with him under the cosy blankets, sleep stealing you by the moments.
"Is that so?" He asked gazing down at your form, his hand rubbing tenderly your back.
"Mhm." Your eyes closed and your voice got quieter. "You're perfect." You murmured and fell asleep, cheek melted against his chest.
Well of course he was perfect. How couldn't he be after all? He is Gojo Satoru, and when Gojo Satoru puts something in his mind–
"I'm going to take a quick shower and we can go." You said hurriedly, worried you were going to be late to the restaurant he booked a reservation at.
He kissed your forehead sweetly. "Take all the time you need baby, don't rush. It's still early."
"Okay." You breathed with a smile, looking up at him with round eyes, and went to the bathroom.
And as you were showering, hot water creating steams that spread everywhere, you failed to see a wide blue eye staring at you through the keyhole.
Satoru was crouched behind the closed door, palms passed on it for support as he watched your naked body glistening from the water with foams dressing it, making him lick his lips at the delicious sight that undoubtedly turned him on.
He had to be silent and careful. It would be terrible if he got caught, especially after all the work he put on becoming the perfect boyfriend, but he couldn't help it.
You missed the groan and heavy breaths that left his throat and all the lewd things he did behind that door as you washed yourself.
You missed the multiple hidden cameras all around the house that invaded your privacy 24/7.
You missed the figure that watched and followed you in the streets, lost in your own world.
You missed the times he knew random things about you, even if you never told him about them.
You missed that your underwears slowly start disappearing ever since he began staying at your house.
You missed that one time he forgot to turn off the flash of his camera as he secretly took a picture of you, adding more to the collection in his room.
You missed everything.
Mini series coming whenever I lock in (almost impossible).
Sleep walker! Gojo
*★*★*
Satoru had a problem of sleep walking, and you were the victim of it.
2:58 am
That annoying feeling of having to pee woke you up.
You expected to see him sleeping on his side, but it was empty. Unfortunately, it wasn't surprising.
"Ughh.. he's probably walking in circles in the living room again." You thought and turned around to get off the bed, only to scream in fright and fly backwards.
There he was, standing silently and staring down at you with wide eyes for who knows how long.
The sight nearly gave you a heart attack.
"What did I do to deserve this?!" You cried while clutching your shirt in fear-caused pain.
Eventually, you used the bathroom, leaving Satoru do his thing until it's over. Hopefully soon...
Don't steal my work and sleep tight! I'll be watching over you :)
I miss the era when I was sad because Gojo Satoru was sealed in the prison realm. Now I'm forever sad because of chapter 236.
Farting with the jjk men :D
What happens when they accidentally fart in front of you?
Characters: Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru, Nanami Kento, Toji Fushiguro and bonus... Masamichi Yaga?!
Gojo Satoru:
It was your first date.
That day was possibly the beginning of your relationship. That day was the start of everything to come, and it had to be perfect.
And Gojo Satoru did good, very much so, until he had to end the date in the classic way. The kiss.
The summers night breeze was caressing your skins as you walked the streets unhurriedly, happy, together.
"Satoru I had so much fun tonight, thank you." You genuinely admitted to him, who was smiling the whole time. Both because he loved you much and because he had to hide his slightly panicked self.
"Don't thank me pretty, the feelings mutual."
You just returned the smile and kept walking forward, approaching your house step by step.
Oh, right. That's why you both walked as if time would make an exception for you and slow down. You didn't want this night to end. But it's getting late, so..
You turned around and pointed. "This is my house."
"Mhm, I know." Satoru stayed silent a bit, as if it would make a difference. "Want to leave me already?" He joked, trying to stretch the moment.
"Noo, of course not! I like being with you. But, you know-"
He chuckled. "Don't worry I'm joking." He said and took a small step to get closer to you.
A knowing silence took over.
This is it. It's prefect. Just the two of you, the moon and the air. This is the moment, the moment he knew he had to make the first move and kiss you. It's finally here. This is it. This is it. This is it!
"Oh my days my stomach feels weird.." Anxiety was eating Satoru alive, and he felt his insides squirm. "Do not mess this up buddy. Do not. mess. up." He mentally warned himself.
You made eye contact. Patient eagerness from your side, lovesick "do not screw this up" from his.
He bent down to reach your level, eyes lowering to look at your lips, and finally kissed you. Simply, gently, lovely, with his heart fluttering by the taste of your addicting lips and his hands wrapping your body.
And the moment was truly perfect, cinematically romantic, just how he wanted it to be. He felt so relieved nothing went wro-
Brrrrp.
Everything stopped moving. The air froze, the trees stilled, and Satorus soul left his body.
His eyes snapped open. Wide. Horrified.
You opened your eyes too, surprised at what had just happened. He pulled away and almost started crying while blushing from embarrassment.
And you? You couldn't help but laugh. The timing of the fart, his face, it was just too funny not to.
His hand found his mouth, and he started apologizing with a scared whine. Poor man...
"Oh my gosh.. I'm so sorry.. I'm so sorry!! Oh my gosh.. This is so bad... I'm sorry, I'm sorry!! I don't know how!- I was anxious!- Aægh.." His usual bright blue eyes gone, replaced with a greyish blue that screamed dread.
But you couldn't stop laughing and wheezing, making Satoru even more ashamed, hands covering his face as he took some steps back.
"Please stop laughing this is so embarrassing I'm going to die.."
Despite trying to, you just couldn't. You began crouching, losing strength from how much you were here laughing despite not wanting to, because you knew it didn't help him at all.
"I'm sorry I don't want to!! HAHAAÆÆ! Please don't- it's okay Satoru, it's okayy!!!"
"NO IT'S NOT!? I LITERALLY FARTED AND RUINED EVERYTHING!!!" He yelled, expression painted with misery and trauma.
"It's okayyyy!! Reallyy!!" You said once more with a soothing tone, trying to make him feel better, probably not working though.
"Aægh.." He cried and teleported away, disappearing from your sight, which made you laugh harder. You had to support yourself to the wall beside you in order to not fall on the floor.
Well, safe to say is that to this day, that date is your favorite and the most unique you ever had, even if Satoru wants the earth to swallow him whole everytime you bring it up.
Bonus: He made sure to never fart in front of you ever again. Plus, he tried to forget that haunting moment but to no avail.
Geto Suguru:
It was your birthday.
Unlike before, this year you decided to celebrate it only with him, a cake with many candles and your sweet home.
You were sat in the couch of the living room, lights purposely closed as Suguru made his way carefully to you, bringing the cake you ordered.
A gentle smile was dressing his face, and you noticed something that made your already great mood even better. Everything was just how you wanted to.
"Aww you lit the candles!" You said touched, because he remembered that lighting them one by one it's the only part in your special day that bores you since putting two numbers isn't to your liking. The brighter the better.
"Of course sweetheart, you only have to make a wish."
You giggled. "So sweet of you."
Suguru slowly lowered himself to place the cake down. "It's nothing, real-"
Prrfff.
He froze in a squatting position, cake still in his hands, floating just above the table, and expression... well, rightfully wide eyed with his mouth slightly open, shocked from the unexpected fart.
You said nothing for a few seconds, silence filling the room. He finally set the cake down and took a seat to the armchair behind him. He hang his head low and put his hands on it to support it, like his company had just gone bankrupt.
"Wow. You almost blew out the candles bro."
He gave you a warning look.
"Your hair probably swayed from the force of it."
"Im gonna kill you."
You sighed dramatically. "What a great birthday present." But despite the threatening words he obviously didn't mean, you could see his cheeks having a pink hue on them, making his attempt to look angry at your jokes unsuccessful.
You couldn't help but laugh a bit. "It's okay baby, I know you didn't want to. I just hope you didn't poison the cake."
"Y/N!!!"
You laughed hard, wholeheartedly, and after Suguru regained his composure, you did the same cute ritual most people do on their birthdays, and later you opened the presents he bought you, making you happy like he always did.
Bonus: He had to pinch your cheeks enough to hurt a little because you kept throwing fart jokes here and there.
Nanami Kento:
It was the simple, usual Sunday morning.
His house, the spacious living room, him reading a book accompanied by a black coffee and you scrolling on your phone eating something sweet.
Domestic moments yeah? Well, domestic has another side too.
"Kentoo, could you please give me a glass of the orange juice we have left on the fridge? I may be too bored to get up right now."
He looked at you and closed the book, not forgetting to place the bookmark you gave him. Pink with flowers, totally opposite to his style but he used it anyways, because it was something precious to him.
"Sure honey." He said gently and got up, heading to the kitchen.
Not even one minute later, he brought it to you and went back to reading a book you didn't know what it was about but you could say for sure it was something too "serious" for you.
"Thank you babyy."
"No problem." He smiled gently, and as he flipped a page..
Br.
One single fart was heard.
Kento stopped breathing for a second, you could see it, but then he continued as if nothing happened.
You cancelled the bite you were ready to take. "Uh.. Kento?"
There was no problem with the fart the left his body, it's natural and you were more than sure it was accidental. What surprised you is that he didn't say sorry. Where's the politeness he was known for and you fell for?!
"Yes?" He answered too casual.
"Uh.. you just..farted? Which is okay you know- but- you know.."
"It was the page flipping." He lied. Or tried to. It was awful either way.
"That was the sound of a page flipping?" You asked with a face blank in disbelief.
"It seems so."
"What seems so is that you farted and flipped a page in synchronization."
He exhaled disappointed, closed the book, placed it in the table in front of you and stood up. "You're right, I farted. It was accidental but still so shocking and embarrassing, I couldn't accept the fact that I did it, so I lied. I'm sorry for farting. I'm sorry for lying. I'll take my leave now."
And with that, he started calmly walking away with robotic steps, closing the door behind him.
"What just happened?" You asked no one, confused as ever, and got up, walked to the balcony and looked for him in the street. A few seconds later you spotted him sitting like a scolded kid in a bench.
"What are you doing there?!" You yelled.
"I simply cannot stand the shame I brought on my self by doing that in front of you, so I decided to isolate myself!"
You ran a hand through your forehead and hair in distress. "Come back!!!"
Bonus: You had a talk with him about his reaction and agreed to just say sorry instead of literally walking out of the house.
Toji Fushiguro:
It was after a mission you two were assigned for.
You finished it some hours ago, target dead and gone, and decided to relax your tired bodies in a nearby hotel for the night. After showering, you laid on the bed next to eachother.
The mission was troublesome, but it was finally over.
"Did you call Shiu to tell him we're done?" You asked while eating the salt flavored chips you never forget to bring with and he never forget to steal some from you.
"Uh huh. Payments tomorrow morning." He replied and threw his hand around your shoulders.
"Greeat. Wanna go to that-"
BRRRRRP.
A big, loud fart interrupted your perfect idea for a good little vacation.
You sat on your butt at the speed of light, the bag of chips crunching in your hands. "Toji!!!"
He just stared at your soul without blinking.
"Toojii..." You titled your head forward, voice having a warning tone. "Do not. do that again-"
BBRRRRPARAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAAP!!!
"TOJI!!!" You yelled and got out of bed, throwing him the angriest glare you could at the moment, and of course without leaving the chips behind, you locked yourself in the bathroom.
But he just laughed, which made you even more angry at him.
"SHUT UP!!"
Bonus: Before he could fall asleep, you farted and trapped him under the blankets, earning a hard slap on your butt.
Masamichi Yaga:
It was a school meeting.
Nothing too serious but apparently enough to need you, Gojo and Nanami to be present.
All of you were seated in a small circle, listening carefully to what Yaga had to say while he held one of the resent dolls he made.
"And don't forget." He spoke with that seriousness only a principal like him could have. "It's absolutely important to-"
Pf.
An airy, almost silent fart escaped, causing him stop for a millisecond before he decided to keep talking, face still stern as ever.
"to keep this a secret from-"
Prr.
Now this one was loud enough to be heard, making all three of you still in awkwardness, looking at Yaga with mixed expressions of negative feelings.
Unbearable silence took over until the doll he was holding groaned angrily, wiggled itself free, glared at him and made its way awaay from him "Man.. this is unbelievable! I'm leaving!"
"Yeah." "Me too." "I'll follow."
Gojo, you and Nanami said to yourselves, but also eachother, in synchronization, agreeing with the doll. And so, you quickly exited the room, leaving Yaga with his farts and his other creations who, for unknown reasons, stayed.
Bonus: Yaga stayed unmoving and silent in the place you left him for 4 hours, staring off into space.
Don't steal my work. If there's a mistake pls correct me in the comments :)