miracle hinacle

she/her. 22. im just tired. ask to tag. sideblog for flowers: ordinaryflowerviewing.tumblr.com. I also proudly run kidpix66.tumblr.com

[bongbongnomi]

if she's your girl then why did she perform a 1st and 2nd derivative test on me

[twistedpictures]

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

[arlo-maintenanceman]

Like this?

[pmamtraveller]

By Mirko Hanák

[blemgoid]

install ghoul synonyms

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

[swarnpert]

they gotta come up with a new fall flavor they're manufacturing pumpkin spice car wash/detail kits

[swarnpert]

this is going to collect so much dust

[film-news-daily]

Proof sequels don’t work

[theweirdwideweb]

[dogpuppy]

[pjharvey]

job listings are always like do you want to Make an Impact on the World? and Transform the Lives of Others? by serving Our Ice Cream?

[fatehbaz]

awesome morning in awesome nation-state:

-- tried to get insulin; had to pay out of pocket because former employer fucked up paperwork and never told me. and health insurance is tied to employment in the US. and diabetes meds aren't subsidized.

-- bike by city center, cops doing their morning scolding/intimidation of the two dozen homeless people that sleep near the steps/entrance of federal courthouse since city outlawed them from laying/sitting elsewhere

-- guy on bus watching insta clips of based-fascist vtubers

-- had to fill-out annual department hire paperwork at HR at school, there's a printed-out sign that says something about "the US Department of Homeland Security now REQUIRES that blah blah blah" with a big scary emblem

-- returning paperwork to counter, HR is like "you didn't fill out a SELECTIVE MILITARY SERVICE sheet?" and i was like "but i'm legally female at state/fed level?" in half-jest because may as well fill it out to avoid government scrutiny, and she's like "but you weren't always?" (how sure are you?) and i'm like "well i'm over 26 years of age" and she's like "well just to be safe" and then i was like "is there anything else the US Department of Homeland Security and/or armed forces would like from me?" but i was too deadpan for joke to land and she just went "i don't know?"

-- sit down to fill out some docs and a new foreign student is being guided through paperwork by an HR person. student is from Vietnam. he asks if he can claim a dependent for taxes. HR person is like "why, aren't you alone?" and he's like "i have nine-month-old daughter and a wife?" and she's like "oh well as a migrant here for under [x amount] of years, your wife and child don't technically count as dependents, so no"

-- biking to campus through super-sanitized "progressive" neighborhood. home with fancy landscaping obviously calculated to superficially appear somewhat in synch with local region landscape yet all shrubs/flowers actually from Europe and team of four guys just unloading pesticides all over the manicured yard (right next to "natural area" hiking trailhead)

-- frown and turn head other direction, directly across street and a cop is parked at the curb just sitting in driver's seat giggling and watching shit on his phone in like a giant military-esque black SUV

[hylltonart]

Painted some winter themed animals ❄️

timelapses

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[stickyfrogs]

Hi! I've been curious why it's important to dig up Beverly and Trevor to Cleanse Them when they've buried? It seems like that's something they need as part of their regular care. Will they just stay buried too long and not eat if you don't find them?

In the wild Beverley and Trevor would stay buried and come out to feed after rain! In captivity I dig them up twice a week to make sure they are eating regularly, while also giving them a Watering to mimic their natural feeding conditions as closely as possible!

[nedlittle]

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

[nedlittle]

another one bites the dust

[boomvagynamite]

List of other people who also suck for this reason:

Bill Nighy

Hugh Laurie

James McAvoy

John Lithgow

Katherine Parkinson

Keira Knightley

Kit Harrington

Leo Woodall

Mackenzie Crook

Mathew MacFadyen

Matt Berry

Nick Frost

Paul Whitehouse

Peter Serafinowicz

Riz Ahmed

Shirley Bassey

Simon Armitage

Simon Pegg

Stephen Fry

Stephen Mangan

Warwick Davis

[traycakes]

'Black Mirror' director turns down offer to work on 'Harry Potter' series: "Absolutely fucking not"

Black Mirror director Ally Pankiw rejected an opportunity to work on HBO's Harry Potter series because of J.K. Rowling's views on gender. 

"It simply is this easy to say no to funding transphobia"

[pizzaback]

old man in the library got a phone call, someone on the other end says loud as fuck “hey pittsburgh phil what are you up to?” and pittsburgh phil responds “i’m in pittsburgh”

[stickyfrogs]

Jens yells at Spray Bottle Nemesis for Spitting On Him!

[zagreus]

this will be my go-to excuse from now on