SOFTCORE YEEHAW

It's horseshit, horseshit, or horseshit baby.

[dudeswithswords]

[mynowherenothing]

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[breaks-hetheon]

CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

CLIMB

[marzibird]

CLIMB

[the-luckyrabbit]

CLIMB

[staarbles]

CLIMB

[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

You can't stop. You're addicted to the shindig.

#californicationfetish

[byjove]

No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.

[sandmandaddy69]

[sandmandaddy69]

[segamascott]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

another $15 million to transgenders

[striders]

eat a rememberberry. you forget yourself.

[toskarin]

oh my god it hurts

[toskarin]

and it's going to hurt forever

[toskarin]

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

[ccarl-deactivated20171114]

[angel-in-shibari]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

infinite handcuffs hack

[dogpuppy]

[notatzimisce]

I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.

[knightsickness]

the band of the falcon: tch that guts guy is crazy. as if he can take on fifty knights at once, even if he does have a broadsword. we should kill him

griffith:

[mrscancelled-1]

[bogleech]

fresno nightslurpler

[nerdstify]