trash boat

kirstyn; thirsty like before

[fakebreast]

when people call their followers fans

[stunningpicture]

In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane

[sealedbeastnue]

target locked. firing lesbian ray

[scummgirl]

[graysonsdick]

[warrgle]

Batman is having none of your shit today, Superman.

[mistamistyeyed]

IT’S BACK

[shoutloaf]

if i didnt have depression no one could fucking stop me. i only have depression because otherwise im too powerful

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[kimoramay-deactivated20170907]

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back

[copperbadge]

Your yearly reminder that “I learn through suffering” can be translated into Latin as “Disco Inferno.” 

[myloveismusic13]

[l0litaprincess]

Moon flowers, yes? My grandmother loved these, we have them planted in our garden :)

[themoonphase]

wow

[orchid-grower]

By the way, is probably not a time-lapse. The flower opens that quickly in person!!!

[bogleech]

Yes we had these when I was a kid and one day I just happened to be standing outside looking at them when they started opening and I almost fell down, I’d seen flowers opening in time lapse on TV and had no idea any actually opened that fast. And it still LOOKS FAKE in person, like it opens in such quick, staggered jerks that you would swear it’s stop motion animation.

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[ticosorgana]

[prayforprada-deactivated2019091]

the gays™ are coming

[memeluvr2-deactivated20200118]

[skimmingfourstones]

goodbye mario

[diaryofaborderlineman]

*takes a depression nap after waking up from a 12hr depression sleep*

[thispreciousthing]

A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.

“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.

His face lit up.

“But you have to buy it yourself.”

I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.

[cybra-sensei]

This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.

[thenatsdorf]

Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

The people running after him makes it funnier

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

He looks so happy

[whostolemymonkey]

The whole post, blessed.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

RUN HOME KEANU!

AND DON’T STOP FOR ANYTHING!

[zeetumb]

Lol

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

IT’S HIS NOW :D

[whatthebec]

it’s what it’s

[illmaticraj]

Back at my old college there was a student lounge place I affectionately had dubbed “the weirdo lounge” because all the weirdos congregated there. You know those nerds who sit there and all they do is talk about anime, like those reddit pages, wear fedoras and shit? That kinda weirdos. So anyway the tragedy is that the Weirdo Lounge had THE BEST one person couch. It had a little laptop table attached and it was so damn comfy. Plus, it was always somewhat dark in there because of how the windows was positioned. So I’d go there to nap during my break periods. So one day I was napping when someone threw an empty plastic bottle at me and I snapped awake. A white nerdy girl from a few couches down said “I’m so sorry that was intended for my puppy to fetch!” and I’m like “DOGS?!” and I snap awake, that’s when I looked towards my foot and saw a whiteman. Sitting there. Like a dog. With his tongue out. and then he fucking barked. I was so infuriated but I handed him the bottle and he put that shit on the floor and then picked it up with his mouth. And then on all fours, ran over to the white girl and dropped it in her lap. I was so fucking upset.

[mszombi]

This whole post is gold, but for me the best part is “whiteman” being all one word.

[shadesofblackness]

NYKHOR PAUL FOR KING KONG MAGAZINE BY EGOR TSODOV.