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also some things I'm saving for later I guess

[eps-lon]

Gotta post this before the electricity gets cut here, because of this massive storm😭

on the last pannel I imagine him looking down on me🥺🙏

[rhinco]

ughhhh the two guys i kidnapped and tied up together in my basement aren't even developing any sexual tension they're just crying and whimpering 🙄🙄🙄 fuck my stupid fujo life

[bureauen]

You'll learn to say "love;" I'll learn to hear it.

[great-and-small]

I am constantly thinking about this

[great-and-small]

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.

[victusinveritas]

[oodles-of-boodle]

For anyone who wants an easy copy-paste into their favourite recipe keeper:

Pumpkin Pudding Pie w/Orange Zest and Cardamom Whipped Cream

(makes ~3 pies)

Ingredients:

Pie:

2 ½ cups sugar

15oz can pumpkin puree

2 eggs

½ tsp baking soda

2 cups flour

2 tsp baking powder

½ tsp ground cinnamon

¼ tsp vanilla

pinch of salt

2½ cups milk

4 TBSP butter (melted)

1 orange

1 tsp powdered sugar

Whipped Cream:

1 cup heavy cream

2 TBSP powdered sugar

1 tsp cardamom

pinch nutmeg

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Instructions:

Pie:

Preheat the oven to 325°F

Prepare the pie crust (that's another recipe's job- either find a scratch recipe or buy a pre-made dough or graham cracker crust)

Blend 2½ cups sugar, pumpkin puree, eggs, and baking soda in a large mixing bowl (if using a mixer, blend with a paddle attachment)

Add the flour, baking powder, cinnamon, vanilla, and salt; blend until well mixed

Add the milk and melted butter, whisk until well mixed (if using a mixer, blend with the whisk attachment)

Pour your batter into the crust, filling right up to the edge (the mix will be more liquid than solid, but it will rise/solidify in the oven)

Bake at 325°F for 55 minutes

Remove from the oven and let it cool

Top with sifted powdered sugar

Zest an orange over the top of the pie (microplane if possible but regular zester is fine; have found that the most aesthetically pleasing version is to peel the orange and then finely dice the peel but that's a hassle!)

Whipped cream:

Put your metal mixing bowl and whisk in the freezer for at least 15 minutes

Whisk powdered sugar, cardamom, and nutmeg together in bowl

Add heavy cream; whisk until stiff peaks start forming

Serve on a cooled pie :)

[maryfitzroy]

I think she made him cry

[maryfitzroy]

Highlights from his continued crash-out

[maryfitzroy]

[bugdews]

“a place that you can go no matter what’s happening outside” 🌸

[sephinxe]

hey who let this guy in get him outta here

[grandpa-rat]

Trash flowers

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Memes below ⏬⏬⏬⏬⏬

Original meme

[raluraluze]

[erumelde]

[hotcupoteckla]

It was capable of more magic, but the Hobbits only wore it for little spurts of time, so they weren't aware of all the different facets that it played in their lives.

It lengthened your life.

It enabled you to read the surface thoughts of those around you - this is the background noise that surrounds Frodo in the shadow realm. This is also why Gollum liked the riddle games with his prey, and why when he can't figure out the answer to Bilbo's riddle, he immediately goes hunting for his ring.

It enabled you to see spirits as they truly were.

It could possibly command dragons, hence Smaug being friendly with Bilbo, and being honest with him until after Bilbo left the cavern.

Let's not forget that while the other rings had gems, this band was only imbued with a fragment of Sauron's soul, and therefore a portion of his magic - it gained sentience when it was too far away from its master.

It also seemed to amplify the traits of the ring bearer to the extreme:

Bilbo was extremely lucky

Isildur was extremely strong

Frodo was Super Hearty for a Hobbit - still alive from Shelob's venom, and survived the constant sapping of his health from resisting the pull of the Ring for the 3 months he had to wear it on his person day and night.

[hotcupoteckla]

Holy shit, I missed this, but YES! It translated the dark tongue for you!

This would also explain the automatic failure when Bilbo tried to negotiate for the dwarves with the elves, and had to escape them in the barrels.

[clowniconography]

the posts on my dash are talking to each other

[twitblr]

They got her back in the middle of the turn up

[atlas-prime]

Renaissance painting energy

[piedude]

[ihatebisexualmen2]

On porn sites searching up “character study” “ambiguity” “single take”

[greelin]

this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving

[greelin]

what the FUCK man.

[claudiamatossilva]

Hilda by Duane Bryers

[badkidgorgug]

More Hilda!!

[themockingcrows]

in this family we love and support Hilda.

[i-am-the-narwhal]

Yes! Hilda!

[luidilovins]

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

[squish-this]

I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

[snailfarts]

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

[numinous-queer]

My favorite thing is how Hilda is always doing something and having a BLAST! She’s not posing coyly for anyone, she’s having her own adventures and it’s not about the viewer at all

[rosellacwrites]

Always reblog Hilda!

[sumi-sprite]

HILDA MY LOVE

[uristmcdorf]

Never miss a chance to share more Hilda!

[ncrossanimation]

Hey everyone! Just wanted to let you know that Orchard of the Tame - the 370 page graphic novel by Marlo Meekins and myself - is now available for digital download!

https://ko-fi.com/s/487dfd503e