AbeStuff

i reblog thing that make me lol

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[6qubed]

get ain'ted stupid

[mysharona1987]

[eknippp]

Some of my favorite quotes from Artemis ii so far:

"Copy. Moon joy."

"I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working."

"Houston, if you could give me about 20 new superlatives in the mission summary for tomorrow that will help out my vocabulary a little bit, that would be great. Thank you."

“If you’ve ever seen the top of the spotlight of the top of the Luxor at night in Vegas, this looks like what it wants to be when it grows up.”

"To all of you down there on Earth... we love you, from the moon."

"We just went sci fi."

"It is so great to see Earth again. To Asia, Africa, and Oceania: we are looking back at you. We hear you can look up and see the moon right now. We see you too."

"We will always choose Earth. We will always choose each other."

“It’s a bright spot on the moon, and we would like to call it Carroll.”

[orangepenguino]

(nyt)

No. I'm fine, really. I'm just ugly crying about Carroll crater. A bright spot on the far side of the moon. I'm fine. I'll stop crying eventually.

[butchtoks]

[thatdisasterauthor]

Also, not gonna lie, it is so refreshing to have a major cultural moment that's just FREE. You don't have to pay a cent to watch this on NASA's YouTube. There's not a single ad, not a single sponsor plastered anywhere. It's just smart people doing cool things.

[thatdisasterauthor]

Closest thing we got to an ad was the jar of Nutella that escaped.

[catilinas]

every lotr extended edition watchthrough needs one person pointing out which scenes are extended edition only, one person saying Well Actually In The Books…, and one person attempting to play along to the soundtrack on an accordion obtained three hours ago from facebook marketplace

[apolladay]

Did your job exist one thousand years ago? Disregard changes in technology (i.e. doctors existed even if they didn't practice medicine the same way as today)

Yes

No, but there was a earlier/similar version of it

No, my job isn't analogous to anything that existed 1000 years ago

Unemployed

Voting ended onApr 1

[moniquill]

Technically: no, phlebotomist is a recent job.

Removing blood from the body for medical purposes, however, is super old.

[sonneillonv]

Formalized schools for small children didn't much exist at that time, but selecting one adult to watch the children so other adults could work was definitely a thing.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

there were definitely lawyers in 1026 (and earlier)

[surroundedbybooks]

Libraries and librarians existed

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[iwtv]

what’s the sexiest playing card suit

clubs ♣️

diamonds ♦️

hearts ♥️

spades ♠️

tie/combo

indifferent/results/bald

Voting ended onMar 28

[trollochtomtar]

[whaleiumsharkspeare]

“I can’t believe how much Hans Zimmer cooked with this soundtrack”, I say. You don’t know which soundtrack I’m referring to. It doesn’t matter. He cooked with all of them

[pochowek]

Wish i was drunk at a party explaining mgs to someone

[pochowek]

no go on

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[beggars-opera]

I'd still trust you with my life doctor tbh

[scrollingdown]

[ekjohnston]

...this is my new favourite chart

[runawaymarbles]

I have great news about the hair thing

Scientists Make a Major Breakthrough in Solving a Hair-Raising Mystery About Static Electricity — Smithsonian Magazine

The findings can help explain the physics behind phenomena like volcanic lightning

[dumbpuppyfag]

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

[cartoonpolitics]

(cartoon Mike Luckovich)