Welcome to my black hole of hyperfixations

She/her. age: 30. Marvels Proxima Midnight and Corvus Glaive are my otp

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

unpopular opinion probably but I actually like that ao3 doesn’t let people take back their kudos.

unlike social media platforms (which ao3 is not) where people unlike stuff whenever they think or find out the original posters’ moral compass doesn’t perfectly align with their own’s or whatever, and “likes” can be taken back at any time, ao3 treats kudos as something sacred. once you give it, it’s the author’s to keep forever.

[nicostiel]

#My emotional support demon tiger

[the-bar-sinister]

That fic you wrote?

The one about the ship no one else cares about, or the deeply unpopular character, or the extremely unusual AU?

The fic that got no comments or kudos when you posted it?

Months or years from now, that fic might be exactly what someone is looking for in the sea of fics about all the popular characters, ships, and AUs.

Your fic might be the only fic out there that has what someone is looking for. The only fic that scratches the itch that it turns out you and that reader share.

And that's awesome.

[thememedaddy]

[oldbootbutch]

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

[doubletroubletrio]

Video compilation of them botching Butch’s name. This is one of my favorite reoccurring gags in the series.

[savvy-devine666]

You mean a butchering Botch's name 🤣

[doubletroubletrio]

I’m laughing super hard right now, cause that’s exactly what I should’ve put. 😂 he’s lucky I got his name right… for once!

[savvy-devine666]

Happy to have made you laugh! And yeah he is, cause, you know, someone should 😅

[teamrocket10]

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[pokemon-episode-identifier3]

EP016 - Pokémon Shipwreck

[doubletroubletrio]

Video compilation of them botching Butch’s name. This is one of my favorite reoccurring gags in the series.

[savvy-devine666]

You mean a butchering Botch's name 🤣

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[thememedaddy]

[savvy-devine666]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Blitzo/Stolas Goetia, Octavia Goetia/Original Female Character(s), Millie/Moxxie (Helluva Boss) Characters: Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Stolas Goetia, Loona (Helluva Boss), Original Female Character(s), Original Hellhound Character(s) (Helluva Boss), Millie (Helluva Boss), Moxxie (Helluva Boss) Series: Part 2 of As the Stars Align Summary:

Stolas and Storm are now living with Blitz and Loona, learning to navigate their new way of life and adjust to a new version of normalcy.

[giulia-lo-art]

Serious matters

[petitprincess1]

If only they were closer! I never even thought of the shit-talking capabilities 😆

[therepetitionofexistence]

Stolas is sad and Blitz tries to cheer him up by hot gluing those glow in the dark stickers you put on the ceiling on a cape so that they look like Stolas’ magical star cape and it makes him feel all pretty and warm inside

[angelshizuka]

I love most Hellaverse songs, but shout-out to my top 3 who hit me in a way most other Hellaverse songs didn't. I really hope season 3 of each show gives me at least one more song like these.

Honourable mentions (aka songs where only part of it is my fave):

[thememedaddy]