Savvythenobody

who the fuck knows...

[baaulp]

My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like coats and jackets. Getting under the sheets and standing under heat lamps. Soup.

[furfurfrou]

So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged.

[socialschmetterling]

Oh my sweet baby Jesus.

[wtfml]

The happiness I feel right now is amazing

[bastillearda2018]

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING AND WAITING FOR THIS GODDAMN POST TO COME BACK AND THIS TIME IM FUCKING REFERENCING IT 

[mistyvampyric]

Just a heads up, the original site’s been dead for years

use https://www.egoisticalgoat.de instead

[branwyn-says]

I haven’t looked at mine in years, and just

[violentlyscreaming]

85% memes

[amaralesbian]

The only truly good games are:

Stardew Valley

Skyrim

Breath of the Wild

because you can interact with dogs AND make soup. If you can’t interact with dogs and make soup your game is bad. Sorry assassin’s creed odyssey that’s just the truth. Someone pay me to write this listicle.

[rule0frose]

So okami is the best because you do those things and also ur a dog

[clown-gang]

[salvasti]

Go Vote !

[shima-draws]

One more hour until THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER

[shima-draws]

DO YOU REMEMBER

THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEP-TEM-BER??

LOVE WAS CHANGIN THE MINDS

OF PRETENDERS

WHILE CHASIN THE CLOUDS AWAAAAAYYY

OUR HEARTS WERE RINGIN

IN THE KEY THAT OUR SOULS WERE SIIIINGIN

AS WE DANCED IN THE NIGHT, REMEMBER

HOW THE STARS STOLE THE NIGHT AWAAAAY, OH YEAH

HEY

HEY

HEY

BA DEE YA

SAY, DO YOU REMEMBER?

BA DEE YA

DANCIN IN SEPTEMBER

BA DEE YA

NEVER WAS A CLOUDY DAAAAYYY

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[candiikismet]

I could cry looking at this

[opalserraphiim]

just in case anyone is wondering, this is a town in china called furong zhen, in the hunan province!! it’s so beautiful and like massive

photo by pavel dvorak

[istanbul-not-constantinople]

behold…

absolute unit

[istanbul-not-constantinople]

[incorrectlymcu]

Peter: Mr Wizard sir, what’s your name?

Strange: It’s Strange.

Peter: I promise I won’t make fun of it.

Strange:

Tony: Strange. His name is Strange.

Peter: ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ ᵖʳᵒᵐⁱˢᵉ ᴵ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡᵃᵘᵍʰ

[xtec]

no one:

me at 6 years old with a wine glass full of grape juice:

[afeelgoodblog]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[waxscoralpants]

Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.

[otterscallops-deactivated202203]

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

also. under certain circumstances forgetting to save will get your face taken away

[sailorbamff-deactivated20210108]

You guys are forgetting the best part

[frenchifries]

animals when you’re rude to them in new leaf: haha you’re such a kidder! oh well have a good day!

animals when you’re rude to them on gamecube: haha it’s funny how much of an ugly bitch you are, you absolute degenerate :) i’m going to take everything you love, do you know that? you’ll never be shit. you’re going to die alone in the woods with no one around to even hear your last words :)

[memewhore]

[setforstars]

[dare-i-say-asexual]

False

[sevenspires]

funniest part about this is i dont know which category youre trying to add him to

[baddadjokez]

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix

[sixpenceee]

[nyctosaurid]

america sucks and is a hellhole but i do appreciate … the loose mythology that has formed around how artificially weird everything outside of big cities is. where i think it’s safe to say most folktales worldwide tend to form around nature or at the very least older towns, in america the modern folktale is, from my very Californian observation, generally formed around things like 24 hour diners… beach boardwalks… giant metal sculptures of dinosaurs… static-y radio stations… government bases out in the desert. 

am i saying other, more nature-centric folklore doesn’t exist or that this never happens in other places? of course not. am i saying that Welcome to Night Vale and Jordan Peele’s Us are the modern american fairy tales? that the setting of Hotel California, taken literally, is the Americana equivalent to the forests of medieval fairy tales? that claims of alien abduction is simply the modern, technologically reasoned form of being taken by the faeries ? fuck yeah my dudes and dudettes