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august | 20s | she/her | annoying

[papayajuan2019]

damn we got 9/11 tomorrow

[jw00zie]

I couldn’t fix her but I’d let her make me so much worse

[sawtrapdennis]

situationship so bad i’m listening to car seat headrest again

[bathroomcube]

spending money while unemployed makes every purchase over 5 dollars feel like 9/11

[tench-art]

Impecable bald energy at the Last light inn

[porcelain-rob0t]

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

[porcelain-rob0t]

all the cooter carriers know The Slime

[porcelain-rob0t]

this is a hit with the slimers

[kristina100000]

this is honestly unbeatable

[frankiedotbiz]

don we now our stupid faggot ass apparel or some shit

[charliework16]

‘tis the season!!

[jisuto]

[misterstevens]

2 rats (oil on panel 8″x8″)

[peaceinthestorm]

Svetlana Tartakovska (b.1979, Ukrainian) ~ Young Bride, n/d

[Source: o-o-k.nl]

[sawtrapdennis]

Got diagnosed with unloveable at the doctors today. Yeah it’s terminal ://

[harry-crane]

INDEED.COM SKILL LIST:

DIFFICULTY RETAINING AUDIO INFORMATION

SUICIDAL AMBITION

HATRED OF PHONE CALLS

BITCHY AND RUDE

WOULD PREFER TO BE DRUNK AND ON DRUGS

[sunnyholidayzine]

[silverview]

im sorry the WHAT

[hypercat]

I couldn’t find a higher quality pic, but here you go! <3

[thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn]

I am still fucking losing it at this tweet

[algorithmist]

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do