[thememedaddy]

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[iero]

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[my-dailydreams]

[animentality]

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[hug-your-face]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

[magneatio]

[magneatio]

[trashcangimmick]

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

[placeholdername-1]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

sweetiepie OFFICIAL meeting

[crunchyncrumbly]

zevran first meeting my beloved

[david-de-bergerac]

Hot take but I don't think games need to tutorialize the player on stuff like "enemies will drop items when you defeat them" like that's just something that I can observe happens with my own brain. I don't need a tutorial popup for that. Stop it.

[david-de-bergerac]

Fuccckkk I forgot about reallybig sandwich

[van1llaskys]

[snailkites]

2007 eBird gem

[ravioliet]

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out