and the award for best lump...

my pod #mypod. any pronouns, preferably whatever is funniest. old enough to miss the original NES.

[dreadwedge]

salad is mostly items

[nelsonakis]

Petition for Smosh to adopt Seán

[basket-of-loquats]

more smoshers

[wishywashysmoshy]

My favorite part of Smosh is whenever Shayne starts laughing like a cartoon bully

[sbiee]

being too queer, too disabled, too poor, too non-white, etc, will truly leave you so fucking lonely because the world, and your most progressive friends, are still one foot in their cages and will shut you out at any given moment. there is so much heartbreak in being different in ways you could never have helped.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there was a post on here a year or two ago that was like "radfems think feminism is when women create a feedback loop to justify their harmful trauma responses" and I think about it every week. that one sentence helped me understand the abuse I suffered from my ex more than several dozen therapy sessions did. I hope whoever the op was is having a fantastic decade

[mindflamer]

it's so maddening that helpful services for my disabilities "exist" yet anytime i try to access one i don't qualify, it's not in my area, it's not accessible, insurance doesn't cover it, there's rules i can't meet, etc. who is this even for

[sbiee]

the rich. and people supported well by an able person already.

[sbiee]

you can scream from the rooftops that you wished EVERYONE in your life would be less ableist or even more accommodating of your disabilities, and then your chronically online (and able bodied) friend that falsely calls themselves an activist will listen and be like "dang that sucks, you deserve better people in your life" and then send you a vid with enough flashing images to kill a non-epileptic. and you won't be allowed to choke them out.

[dysphoria-things]

if eating three balanced meals a day at regular times makes you gain weight then maybe you were meant to gain weight

[anglaised]

not fully related but thats also y when i see yall on here like “awww i wish we had purple people or people with horns or people with neon green eyes….💔” im like. yall cant even handle black people…yall cant even handle caring about people like 5 shades darker than you….u want the world to be ‘whimsical’ or whatever yet ur completely fine with white supremacy 😭 evil ass individuals u cant handle a cyclops or a fairy u cant even handle hip hop!!!!

[judgejudyofficial]

shower / bathing frequency

Once daily (morning)

Once daily (night)

Once daily (midday / early evening)

Once daily (time neutral)

Twice daily (assuming night and morning)

Every other day

2-3 times a week

once a week

. . . less than once a week

I'm so special my routine had to go in the tags

Voting ended onJun 22

[spiralmindz]

if u make a tumblr post abt antiblackness or fatphobia or ableism they engineer the most annoying ppl on this earth in a lab just to come to ur post and fuck with u

[sbiee]

if only there were friends that give a fuck

[cherrysnax]

so when people are transphobic for jokes, is it just a phase? or is that only for antiblackness

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[stricatul]

"you're so chill" thanks i gave up

[skopostheorie]

To be honest music might be one of the things