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~i swear i’m trying my best to figure this whole life thing out ~

[hyperthrust]

oh no! i appear to have wounded my lip!!! would you uh... be a bro and... i hate to ask this... maybe ki- no, this is stupid, i’m sorry, help a guy out and kiss it better? it won’t change anything between us! i promise...

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[ringwaldhaze]

Guess what day it is

[pukicho]

A big hug for everyone who had a bad day today, plus people who had a good day if they want one

[piplocrossing]

TRAILER BREAKDOWN

Backpacks & Purses

DOOR HANGINGS

Flower Harvesting??

Workbench in a villager’s home

Blinds for a window!

Seasonal specific weeds?? Or plants

She SIT

Feel free to add to the thread!

[imagine-ur-otp-deactivated20190]

Imagine Person A singing Girlfriend drunkly to sober Person B.

like,,

“hey hey you you”

“fuck”

“I don’t like your girlfriend”

“f u c k”

“no way no way i think you need a new one ;)))”

[scaredsunflowerchild-blog]

this is why laurens isn’t allowed to drink too much alchohol according to lafayette and hercules

[herculesmulligan-quotes]

Jefferson : James, I need a favor.

Madison : I’m not giving you a lap dance again.

Alexander : Lap dance?

Washington : Again??

[lexislexapro]

Washington: What’s one question you’ve never been able to figure out?

Alex: What’s the meaning of life?

Thomas: Is the Nightmare Before Christmas a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie?

[breebro]

Ok,but, imagine your OTP

Person A: this is a robbery drop your pants

Person C: so -person a- doesn’t know how a robbery works

Person B: what are you stealing?!

Person A: your virginity

Person C and B: W H A T

I came up with this at 2:00 am and found it in my drafts

Tag more ships

[scaredsunflowerchild-blog]

Person A: Alexander

Person B: Eliza

Person C: Angelica

[thepittsnewestintern]

pomegranate is such a dramatic fruit like no wonder hades grows them the fucking drama queen

[chris-evans]

[scaredsunflowerchild-blog]

When Life Gives You Lemons:

You: Make lemonade

Jenna (an intellectual): Make a bitter lemon meringue pie of d e s p a i r

[scaredsunflowerchild-blog]

goes great with a hot, steamy affair with a Dr.Pomatter

[scaredsunflowerchild-blog]

When Life Gives You Lemons:

You: Make lemonade

Jenna (an intellectual): Make a bitter lemon meringue pie of d e s p a i r

[spotsies]

we are revolting children living in revolting times

we sing revolting songs using revolting rhymes!

we’ll be revolting children til our revolting’s done

it is 2 L 8 4 U we are revolting!

[hesthekingofsomewhere]

Jack: What do you want?

Race: A lot of things, Jacky-boy, but right now I want money for a cat.

Jack: You owe money to a cat?

[loverxxboy]

happy pride month its 20 fucking 19 can we please stop going in circles about who is or isnt lgbt enough to be at pride and focus instead on throwing corporations and cops under the down with cis bus and pushing the gas pedal all the way to the floor

[totallyaccurate-hamilquotes]

Alexander: Aaron, ask me what day it is

Burr: No

Alexander: Aaron ask me what day it is

Burr: No

Alexander: Just, Aaron ask me what day–

Burr: What day is it

Alexander: It’s your Burr-thday

[scaredsunflowerchild-blog]