Just Some Mostly Cis White Dude

My name isn’t actually Brian. 22. Will repost charity causes, because it’s the right thing to do. Hateful people, dni.

[scarftale-bryan]

Pokémon

[brutussecondincommand]

team leaders. team "team leaders." team. leaders. yeah.

[chiisana-lion]

[ryebreadedd]

had to make the inverse situation of this. lets give it up for time blindness yayyy

[fliesinthescreen]

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

[fliesinthescreen]

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl

[fliesinthescreen]

AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.

YOU - "Stop being a b--"

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.

DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.

1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."

[avaarctic]

"Tangle & Whisper: New Roads" Issue #2 Part 8

I didn't forget~ Part 8 of "New Roads" is here! Things have been a bit quiet and are going off without a hitch... maybe TOO perfectly... DUN DUN DUN!!!

Sonic Expo was a BLAST this year, and I can't wait for Sonic Revo and Expo in 2025! We made an announcement at a panel about more projects coming soon! I can't wait to show you all!!

[foundonpluto]

boba eyes :>

[occasionallysubtle]

new remixes of some of my old prints up while i finish up some delicious in dungeon inspired prints, proxies & playmats

[spectralgecko]

Oh hey, look what I got

This is a scam. If you get one of these:

That's not tumblr staff, they will never contact you like this.

They're lying

Do NOT click the link

Report the post and block it

Some other patterns to notice:

You're tagged with a couple other people who's accounts start with the same letter or two as yours

The overusage of emojis. Bots/scammers do this a lot for some reason lol. Official account action isn't gonna have that kind of informality.

The extremely weird and unofficial looking link. Absolutely not.

This is a tag, in a reply, under a post. That's not how account actions happen. That's someone trying to steal your info.

[vivianblue]

More Hollow Knight doodles

Bonus:

[gentle-jerry]

AU! Everything is good and well

The Pharloom abduction Part 3

Part 1 Part 2

Well, even though Hornet got to grow up with her mother, her childhood still was during the Infection. She grew up waiting for a moment she looses everything: her mother, laid down to sleep forever; her father, lost in desperate attempts to seek a cure; her siblings - raised to be a sacrifice for the greater good. Yes, things did turn out okay in the end in this AU, but the Princess of Hallownest no longer wishes to wait patiently for all she loves to be taken away by a vengeful god again. After all, those who call themselves god can rarely match the title.

If Team Cherry can put a move like “well actually there is a spell that can bring a flower from your memories”, I can come up with a spell that can summon the Family for Hornet to help her. Whenever she uses it or not - I’ll leave it to a reader’s imagination.

[that-house]

[gentle-jerry]

AU! Everything is good and well

The Pharloom abduction Part 3

Part 1 Part 2

Well, even though Hornet got to grow up with her mother, her childhood still was during the Infection. She grew up waiting for a moment she looses everything: her mother, laid down to sleep forever; her father, lost in desperate attempts to seek a cure; her siblings - raised to be a sacrifice for the greater good. Yes, things did turn out okay in the end in this AU, but the Princess of Hallownest no longer wishes to wait patiently for all she loves to be taken away by a vengeful god again. After all, those who call themselves god can rarely match the title.

If Team Cherry can put a move like “well actually there is a spell that can bring a flower from your memories”, I can come up with a spell that can summon the Family for Hornet to help her. Whenever she uses it or not - I’ll leave it to a reader’s imagination.

[penny-anna]

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

[lisaonatree]

Did you step on it?

[penny-anna]

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

[lisaonatree]

Help it’s on its way!

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

[penny-anna]

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

[damndinarzade]

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

[secondmoredangerouseyes]

Hey

[naggfruit]

Lurien gay

[silkenbride]

evil old woman scheming for role of future housewife

[aro-aceattorney]

There is a really funny synergy between two deltarune theories nobody is considering

bonus:

[theprettychoice-deactivated2015]

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

[lmprovident-blog]

NO FUCKING SHAVING

NO FUCKING PERIODS

AND I GET PURPLE EYES

WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS

FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2013

[wickedcriminal]