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18+ please and thank you She/her, or whatever you want, I don't really care Bi as hell 4B I'm 22 Inclusive of ALL sexualities, genders, etc. If you aren't, please leave I will take writing requests Asks: Requests are open! I'm also down to have just chat, so send asks too! If I'm not comfortable with something I probably just won't answer it! I'll close asks up here if I have too many! If you want specifically a fanfic or specifically cannons/a list, please let me know! If not, I'll do whatever I think fits best!

[scarlet-bernard]

Asks are open! I'll do prompts/cannons/fic for fandoms open! Just ask!

Rules I guess!

For talking asks:

Keep it decent please! No need to be mean, this is a safe space!

Ask me anything though!

You can ask me about my characters (a lot of incorrect quotes and maybe even art will be posted to this blog) and I'll answer to the best of my abilities!

Honestly just say whatever, if I'm not comfortable with responding then I just won't.

For writing/fanfic asks:

Tell me if you want a fic or a cannon/list, because if you don't I'm sticking with what I think is best.

Idk some of these take place in literal hell so some fucked up shit happens but there are just some things I won't:

Underage sex

Incest

Extreme death scenes

Non consensual smut/rape

Do smut

I will do:

Smut

Fluff

Angst

Obviously x reader ships

Show ships

Crossovers

My own OC's??👀👀

I will not write for:

Idk, things I just don't know or don't watch. My horizons are not very broad

I will write for:

Hazbin Hotel

Helluva Boss

Stranger Things

MHA

Gravity Falls/other Disney things

TOH

Maybe Voltron? It's been a while though

If there is an ask I'm not comfortable with I probably just won't respond to it! No hard feelings though!

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[lemonsharks]

always reblog money snake

[bobdylanyaoi]

[onethousandfrogs]

Funniest justification for gay sex thank you Marlon Brando

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives

[w1tchy-b1tch97]

I'm not a jax simp at all but I had this funny Idea for a Jax x reader fic where Caine finds out Jax has a crush on the reader so him and Bubble try to set them up on dates (and by dates I mean adventures) but the "dates" are just really bad Disney parodies. Can you imagine Caine and Bubble singing Bella noche terribly while Jax is pissed and everyone else is confused and uncomfortable. I'm a shitty writer, so if anyone wants to use this idea I won't be mad.

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here’s a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don’t even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they’re small enough you can use a fork if u don’t have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[tastefullyterrible]

So after spending hours combing through the recipes in the comments of this post I have created a cookbook. Feel free to use it. The link should work for everyone, its the only file on the google drive! I have referenced all of the recipes I used, all of which are from this thread. I made it for myself, but figured after all that work I should probably share. Happy spite cooking! 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WjcDfZrPMr0Pw9f5GfEy0aTs2KEx4Pub/view?usp=sharing

[animatedamerican]

there is a SPITE COOKBOOK now :DDD

[edenfenixblogs]

Enjoy your spite foods!

[groovyangelkisses]

rick grimes please grab my hair and tell me to “use your fuckin’ brain for somethin’ other than ribbons and flowers and suckin’, honey” <3

[polyarmy]

Interrupting my wicked posting because my other green pink and blue ot3 just got as close to canon as you can possibly get for a friendship-is-magic shounen manga, holy shit holy shit holy shit

WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGGG I CANT BELIEVE THIS

THEY EVEN DIRECTLY ADDRESSED THE ‘TWO OF THE PEOPLE IN THIS TRIO’S MAIN POINT OF COMMON GROUND IS THEIR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE THIRD PERSON’ lSSUE

GOSH YOU CAN SEE I HAVE TYPE WHEN IT COMES TO WHAT I SEE AS COMPELLING IN FICTIONAL RELATIONSHIPS I FEEL SO CRAZY. CLARA WAS SO WORRIED AZZ ONLY TOLERATED HER BECAUSE OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP WITH IRUMA AND HE JUST SO EASILY TELLS HER WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NONSENSE

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL

[scarlet-bernard]

IM LITTERALLY KICKING MY FEET ANS SQUEALING AND PLAYING WITH MH HAIR OG MT GOD 😭😭😩 I LOVE THEM THATS SO CUTE AJDK4 FJEORNFNEIF

[scarlet-bernard]

Another cute moment may I add at the beginning of the series: he obviously fought Clara's bullies 😭😭 like he came back SINGED. All to be like '^^ we had a great 'chat'.'

[polyarmy]

Interrupting my wicked posting because my other green pink and blue ot3 just got as close to canon as you can possibly get for a friendship-is-magic shounen manga, holy shit holy shit holy shit

WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGGG I CANT BELIEVE THIS

THEY EVEN DIRECTLY ADDRESSED THE ‘TWO OF THE PEOPLE IN THIS TRIO’S MAIN POINT OF COMMON GROUND IS THEIR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE THIRD PERSON’ lSSUE

GOSH YOU CAN SEE I HAVE TYPE WHEN IT COMES TO WHAT I SEE AS COMPELLING IN FICTIONAL RELATIONSHIPS I FEEL SO CRAZY. CLARA WAS SO WORRIED AZZ ONLY TOLERATED HER BECAUSE OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP WITH IRUMA AND HE JUST SO EASILY TELLS HER WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NONSENSE

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL

[scarlet-bernard]

IM LITTERALLY KICKING MY FEET ANS SQUEALING AND PLAYING WITH MH HAIR OG MT GOD 😭😭😩 I LOVE THEM THATS SO CUTE AJDK4 FJEORNFNEIF

[javowess]

🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈

Procreate ✍🏻 // 8H 10M 🕣 // 10 of 10❣️

Manga reference below:

[daily-manga-balam]

Vol 21: Chapter 182: Netherworld's Order

(look under the cut for a surprise)

[scarlet-bernard]

Man I love Balam

[sporadicscribz]

thank you new art for feeding us....

[scarlet-bernard]

Man Aizawa in the new series is so hot 😩😩😩 I'm dying

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[scarlet-bernard]

Potato

[tickatocka]

[stop-on-astaire-blog]

I’ve been waiting for this gifset my whole life.

[teamrocketgruntlisa]

So I’m assuming at least 95% of tumblr is hearing this whole scene perfectly in their head, right?

[iphthime-deactivated20200515]

the idea of people not hearing this in their head is inconceivable

[peerless-cucumber]

I appreciate the casual gender fuckery in mairuma, no one bats an eye at kalego, one of the strongest guys in the manga wearing a skirt!!! and opera being canonically nonbinary while the PROTAGONIST iruma and his friend lied get so comfortable crossdressing they do it more than once and just hang out a whole day as cute girls and none of it is played offensively

edit: AND beems gnc use of the uniform as well TRUE @thechaoticduelist it seems they can wear their uniform however they want and that makes me so happy

IN CONCLUSION:

[scarlet-bernard]

It makes me so happy they're demons and they don't have to deal with what we decide is 'normal' and GOD DEVI I love it

[the-seelie-court-official]

fuck i hate that i have to say it but theatre kids have it like 80% figured out. go do whatever 'stupid' 'embarrassing' 'cringe' thing you wanna do. worst case scenario you biff it and maybe it gets brought up at parties for a while. best case you end up living your most authentic life

[crushpdf]

Make the most of the next two months

Get all your vaccines

Travel while we have a functioning DOT

Read and buy books on feminism, anti-racism, pro-lgbt

Attend drag shows

Don't skip any of your classes

Read and buy history books

Find your out-of-state networks

Learn to carry cash

Get birth control solutions

Support the Biden/Harris administration

Postpone large purchases and save money

Be careful of what you say online, like un-ambiguous attacks against the incoming administration, especially in spaces that contain your full name or personal information

Feel free to add on.

[buthowboutno]

wow! as a broke college kid, i wish there was a way to access books and movies as well as scientific articles that the new administration isn't necessarily a fan of. man. If only there was a free and trusted vpn ( up to 10 gigs of downloadable data) to use in conjunction with an anonymizing router (also free up to 10 gigs) to safely, er, permanently borrow media in an untraceable way as well as share files. Man, what's that browser that keeps your online activity anonymous? I'm awfully attached to firefox, personally. If only i had a browser extension that would throw a smoke screen over my browsing data while blocking ads at the same time.

what was i talking about? hmm. weird.